What the Actual Cunting FUCK?
What was the last thing that made you do a double take? Was it your co-worker's shocking dress sense, the lolgovernment's incompetence, or some epic flid on the internet asking you stupid questions about what made you do a double take?

Alt: We've all done the best crisp flavours, but what's the best crisp type? Are you a Monster Munch kind of guy, or do you prefer the upmarket poncery of the Kettle Chip?

AltAlt: what's for elevenses?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:56, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Salted kettle chips accompanied by a tub of taramasalata.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

There is nothing you've said on here that I've ever agreed with more.
Even to the point where I got some fresh tarma' from the posh greek kabab shop last night and I'm about to put on some clothes to go get some salted kettle crisps.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I hate taramasalata.
Horrible fishy gunk
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Give me tzatziki any day!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Damn straight
or Humous.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I love it, but don't really like fish as a rule....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I like fish, but hate it.
We're like opposite twins. That's why I can spell and aren't a complete technology spaz.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

that must be why I'm thin and sport a lavish mane of hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

So the more I run, the fatter you get. I like this.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

It's good to have an incentive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

It's delicious.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

*fist bumps*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Gonz, can I ask you another flidmo question about my website?
I'm sure I must be doing something epically wrong, but I can't see what.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Soz, was out getting kettle crisps =)
Yup, go ahead =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

h man your mod powers are going to your head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I think what you *meant* to say was
"Goodness, b3th, your thread is so much better than mine. I insist you go ahead. I'll just delete my account and then kill myself."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)

What are you going to do about eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Why don't you just mod his post to say exactly that.
Go on, just this once, abuse your powers. We won't mind.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Get thee behind me, Santa!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Do you have a mo "dashboard" with a ban hammer and step button?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

farah?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

My boss refusing to put the Air conditioning unit back into the canteen
The heat in there is ridiculous, but he's saying it has been 'left on too many times', despite us pointing out it has to be, as the room doesn't instantly cool down. His main complaint is that it has been left on after work before, which I can understand, but as it's only happened about 3 times, it seems overkill.

Add to that the fact I'm not allowed to eat at my desk, and I'm not bloody happy.

Alt: Skips, Pringles, Hula Hoops and Nik Naks are all magnificent.

AltAlt: Might grab something from the butty van.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I read that as 'not allowed to eat my desk'
which sounded a bit odd.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Not if you work for Willy Wonka it's not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

AA doesn't work for Willy Wonka.
He just has a wonky willy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Not anymore I don't!
I mean, erm....shit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Tell him to pick someone whose job it is to turn it off at 5pm then
then if it gets left on he can put it on their permanent record. Bosses love that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Whatever the fuck the Pet Shop Boys were wearing on Sunday night
produced my last "what the actual fuck?" moment.

Alt: many types have their merits. I had some Monster Munch at the pub only last night, and I'm sure pickled onion have got less pickley.

AltAlt: Nothing. I'm not a wobblewhale.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I had an apple does that make me a wobble whale?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

no, but I wouldn't consider the eating of fruit during the day
needed relating to a particular "extra mealtime"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Seeing Russel Brand singing "I am the Walrus" did for me.
The fact that he then demonstrated he was miming halfway through spoiled it even more.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Yeah, it was nice of them to dig up Lennon just to shit all over his corpse, I thought.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

at least he got to pretend to sing, norman cook could only half pretend to play his own song on a cd player
gutted
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)

When I looked at the clock and it said 4am and I hadn't got to sleep.
Insomnia sucks.

This is the point where you all give me sympathy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I bet you had slept, just felt like you didn't
Surely toom little sleep is more than enough for reason for civil servant to take the day off anyway?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I know how much sickness costs the NHS and it disgusts me.
I broke my clavical and was on trauma strength codiene and only took a day off. Not that I was much use in the office.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I guess lots of front line stff must catch illness from the patients though?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Yes, and shift work can make you more easily run down and slower to recover.
But it's about 21 days per year sick. Which is more than most people have holidays.
That said, stupidly we measure sickness even when they're not scheduled to work so it's not quite as bad as it seems. If someones call in sick friday and monday that counts as 4 days.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Even with your retarded counting method, that's shitlloads
What percentage of NHS staff aren't directly exposed to sick people andwork 9-5?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Doesn't that seriously skew the satistics?
If you're looking for figures on actual working time lost due to illness, surely you should only count the actual working time lost?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

It fucks it up, but the decision is that we should measure the welfare of our staff, and reduce that.
Not just save money.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Usually
when some cunt in a middle-market German car has performed a manoeuvre designed to place their car inside mine, without asking permission, or indicating, then looks at me as if it's MY fault.

alt: McCoys or Pringles. I miss the hot and spicy ones, where did they go?

altalt: coffee
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Apparently pringles were the only product that workers at P&G didn't take home for free

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

they did get them for about 10p a tube though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)

No, what i mean is they could pinch washing powders and stuff, but no one bothered to take Pringles
because they are wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)

They don't really need to pinch them, though
they have a staff shop that sells all their stuff for pennies.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

OK pinch may not be the right word, take home for free from the boxes of them lying around
it's the same at most FMCGs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

You've met Captain Placid/Jim?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I used to like the rice pringles
but they don't make them any more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Getting a week's nawty stepping for telling jokes on a humour-based internet forum.
That was pretty odd.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

CRY ME A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBULANCE GERALD!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

please tell me Gerald is his real name!?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Gerald is his real name.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

lol
How do you know so many people's real names? Do you know mine?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Does it start with G?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

It's Gerald.
I checked, he'll deny this now, but it's true. That's why he was so happy to find out ABs real name.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Errol Brown's gangsta follow up single?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

She's a super secret mod now.
Best watch what you say.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

He's probably already on double-secret probation

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, but you are an absolute cunt, AB.
Don't deny it. I've seen what's written in the toilets of your local.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I've seen what's written on the toilets of his house. Far worse than the comments at his local!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I don't think I was ever sober enough in his house to read.
I'm not sure though. Either way I blame WW and gin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I was jetlagged for the first few days.
Fuck a DUCK the couch in WiccaBadgerville is comfy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)

A couple of weeks ago in Glastonbury....
...I saw a guy come out of a Tesco with 2 bags of shopping and then proceed to ride away on a unicycle.
Alt: Best crisp type? I'm inordinately fond of cheesy wotsits but they don't count as a crisp so I'd go for the ridged Mcoy type, especially if you're dipping them in home made salsa or chimi churri.

Altalt: Elevenses is a small cheese & tomato sandwich and a cup of tea.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Who says Wotsits don't count as crisps?
They're bloody lovely, but they turn your fingers orange.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)

are they like twisties then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Cheetos, I think
if you have them over your way.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Wotsits are crispy but I'd class them as more of a savoury snack
Also, they are not great at holding dips.

Mmmmm dips *drools*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

They're wheat based not potato based.
Plus they're shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

sez you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

hey B3th can i be deputy mod, so that when you're on holiday i take over?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Oh yeah, totally.
That'll definitely happen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Mr B3th might take you on holiday one day b3th, do you want me to have word?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

can you stop fucking around and ban someone please

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

yeah ban Bobby
That'll free up space for 4 or 5 new posters
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I've got my own painted ork by bobby you loser, what the hell has he done for you eh ?!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I work so hard Rory and yet my ultimate goal in life, to be imortalised in a fat sweaty nonce's board game, still eludes me : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Morning B3th
Not sure if they still make them but Brannigans (roast beef and mustard) crips.
Elevenses is coffee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Good call on the Brannigans
the best crips ae clearly the salt and shake ones though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Smiths? or has somebody else started producing them?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

i dunno if they are even still made tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I think they're Walkers now.
Didn't Walkers buy out Smiths?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, they are, my local Tesco has them. I think you can only get them in multipacks these days though.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I'm playing the count the "bring back hanging" comments.
www.facebook.com/TiaSharpRestInPeace?ref=stream
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Are you up to treble figures yet?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I wish I had either the time or inclination to reply to all of them.
"In absolute disbelief that the sick heads who are responsible are gonna give evidence via video link for there own protection! shockking, bring back the death penalty! It would save lives if anything, people would be put ooff doing it in the first place!
RIP Tia thinking of your family and you at this shocking time :( "
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, why protect people that may or may not be guilty!
They should have to face the public and then be killed.
Retards.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Actually i don't see why they shouldn't give evidence in person, it's not going to be dangerous really is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

To be honest I think it's either have 30 officers on overtime just to keep the press in line.
Or roll in a video screen. Fairly sensible decision.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

yeah, but costs like that shouldn't really interfere with the justice system

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Why not, when the end outcome is exactly the same, why not go for the cheaper option
and as Rory says, it's not actually the trial, it's him confirming that his is who they say he is and that he understands taht he's being charged with murder.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Ah well that's ok then.
I dunno, feels like the trial should be run in the most optimal way and feeling te pressure of being in the dock rather than tucked away ina cell could reap different rewards from cross examination
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

He will be in the dock, WHEN THE TRIAL TAKES PLACE.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
i don't want to end up on your list AL
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Surely it's me ending up on your list?
I don't have a problem with you not being able to grasp simple concepts, but you might have a problem with me pointing out that you do.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

and they're not giving evidence, it's committal proceedings
U FUKKIN IDIAT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

WHATEVER BLOOD BOWL BOBBY BENDER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Fuckin ell.
Reading that kind of knee jerk rhetoric, not to mention the appalling grammar and spelling, just makes my skin crawl.

Are we really in the minority these days if we can string coherent thoughts together?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

What's really weird is the people with baby photos as their profile picture
mouthing off about hanging, torturing etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Maybe it's just really reactionary babies with fb accounts

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

they are so immature

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah, they should really grow up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I saw this yesterday, someone suggested that the guy should be decapitated...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

69 thousand people "like" that she is dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

"¢¾ God is one lucky man to gain an angel like you Tia ¢¾"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

See, you get arrested for saying something mild to Tom Daley, but not to someone on trial.
"Hope some1 kills hem in prison or at least break every bone in he's body R.I.P Tia."
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

It's like Magna Carta never happened.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

It's like the trial never happened
oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Rather than reply to them maybe we should report them all to the police or b3th?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I just tried to report it, you can only report it as either hate speach or a credible threat of violence.
Neither of those really apply.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i find it amazing that something calssified as a "hate crime" is worse thana normal one
If someone online threatens to kill someone else or threatens to kill a gay person are those situations so different?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

"As opposed to one of those 'I really really like you' crimes?"
Gene Hunt, 1973.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

rape?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I don't think it counts as rape if you ask her first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

ask beg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Not in terms of the law or evidence needed to convict, but in terms of sentencing.
I think nearly all crime goes up a level on the scale if the motive was linked to discrimination.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

that seems stupid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

It's pretty sensible to me.
If you get in a few fights in pubs over a period no serious injurys etc, you might get a fine or some community service, if you go out and find gay people/black people/jewish people and punch them once in the face the crime is the same but the motive is much more sinister.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

*calls Chompy's pint bent*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)

An awful lot of people thoughts are with her family.
Which as far as i can tell are pretty likely to be involved?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

i already columboed this entire case last week on this very board
it seems like the met were reading it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Yes when it came out.
I thought Fuck thats exactly as Rory predicted
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

They didn't specify nice thoughts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Wow, her grandmother was younger than I am now when she became a grandmother.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

34 by my count.
I have a cousin who became a grandmother at 34.
Saying that, I technically became a step-grandmother at 25, so who am I to talk?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah but it's different in your case
because you are a [MOD EDIT - lovely person]
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I hope this is real

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

It is not.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I was going to put something rude in first
and then change it after a few minutes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

"Thinking of setting up an official petition, to stop things like this happening"
Dear Mr Cameron,

We, the undersigned, would like you to make killing teenagers illegal.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha 32million signatures no doubt.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Haha
"Thinking of setting up an official petition, to stop things like this happening."

Yeah', 'cus the goverment thought "I know, we'll let this one slide" until a petition got set up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

"Being kept in a car like an animal for the rest of his life is enough of a punishment for anyone !!"
That can't even be explained away as a typo, that's just someone frothing at the mouth so much that they have forgotten what words mean.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Dogs die in hot cars, scarpo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

4Eva in r HArtz Bella

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

WIV DA ANGLES

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

.
inspectorgadget.wordpress.com/2012/08/11/police-popularity-bounce-ends-suddenly-shock/#comments
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You know,
I wonder how many of these people ever met Tia Sharp.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

4 taxis just pulled up out the front of my office.
A bunch of Brazillian paralympians got out, about 12 or 13 in total, all tracksuited up . Three in wheelchairs, some on crutches. They lined up in front of The London Eye to have a group photo taken, and just as they did the traffic lights changed and a row of cars built up in the road between them and The Eye. Imemdiately behind them was a big white construction van wih the name of the company emblazoned down the side in huge red letters, right in the photo. The company was called 'Walkers'.


Oh well, it made me laugh.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

i like this,
i think it's just too many words in one go for most of these people. But i'm with you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Maybe it needed more line breaks.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

That was your first mistake.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

everyone loves
unnecessary li



ne brea



ks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Getting a bollocking at work for not putting Thanks at the end of an email to a colleague I've worked with for 15 years
WT actual cunting F?

Alt:
Hula Hoops - gum danger when eating

AltAlt:
Coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Hahaha
That is quite impressive. Did this coworker complain about the unfriendly tone of your email?

Alt: they're like the Toblerone of the crisp world.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Yes
She did. Apparently it isn't the correct tone to use with senior management
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Just tell you boss she was probably on her period

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I think those days are long gone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Pass us her email address then
so we can all express our thanks for your bollocking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

[email protected]

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)

They should all defriend you for real in the office

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I've clicked the button and everything Rory
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

You work for Battered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah, he nutted me in the bollocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Shouldn't have leant him a step ladder then, should you?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Honestly, you try to be nice....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Like getting a blowjob from a mong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I mean, I imagine getting a blowjob from a mong would just be getting nutted in the bollocks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

you like to imagine getting a blowjob from a mong?
you're going to love the paralympics gonz mate.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I want to see a woman with no arms trying to throw a discus with her teeth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

i wanna see shot puts fired out of vaginas.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

That's the worst euphamism for a nosh ever.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

yesterday afternoon,
went to get Ladypig from work (lazy shit that she is) when i saw one of these in bright orange, with a matching trailer drive by. It was amazing and i want one.

I'm going with Disco's as th best crisp.

SAUSAGE ROLL!!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

That looks like a pedal car.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

to be fair,
my current car looks like a bath tub, it would be a step up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I have wanted one of those for a long time. Expensive though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

i found one on ebay a few months back for about 2grand,
and considering you can still get parts, it'd be a great project.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Fully restored in concourse condition you won't get change out of £20k.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

yes, but only wankers care about concourse.
those cars have personality.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Yeah, but why would you want a car you can't drive?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

alright quenders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)