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Fuck Acid Kewpie and his stupid bullshit AKB.
I just watched this www.imdb.com/title/tt0478126/ and it was utter, utter fucking shit.

What was the last completely, horrifyingly abysmal cinematographical abortion you saw?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:01, archived)

A Monster In Paris this morning
Kids club films are always shit.

There were a couple of old guys sitting together when we went in. no grandkids anywhere to be seen. creepy.

How's the course going?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:03, archived)

Finished, got job, start a week tomorrow.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:04, archived)

Codemasters? Sorted!
Or Burger King?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:04, archived)

Neither.
I'm doing software engineering somewhere posh.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:10, archived)

ooh get you
still games, or proper work then?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:14, archived)

Proper work, fuck games, it's a load of bollocks.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:17, archived)

I feel there is a big hole in my life
fuck games, I was always rubbish at them and never really cared at all. Never even completed Mario Bros.

some IT nerd I am. Also, never got sci-fi. Avengers Assemble was good though.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:18, archived)

Awww MAN
There was a bloke with £20 worth of chinese food trying to find a flat and he couldn't find it and the address was all wrong, I should have offered him a tenner for it no matter what it was as I wanted chinese and don't care what I want anyway. But I got back from the fag shop and he was gone so now I have to go through the hassle of choosing and OH MY GOD, IS THIS WHAT I SOUND LIKE IN REAL LIFE?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:15, archived)

nothing wrong with eating £20 of duck penis satay
nope.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:20, archived)

OH MY GOD
Calm down!

If you want a random order then go for a 52 with fried rice and a number 8 starter but also order some chips.
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Mrs. Spatum, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:21, archived)

I could never order chips at a chinese
I think I'd feel racist if I did. No idea why though.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:25, archived)

For some reason I only really like chips from takeaway places, they're lush dipped in chinese curry sauce.

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Mrs. Spatum, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:41, archived)

I think it's becuase you're working class.

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:45, archived)

CHEEEEEV-ROOOOOON
Bollocks.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:15, archived)

The ones from R*** L*** Fisheries are ace in chipshop curry sauce.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:00, archived)

smothered in gravy..

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:14, archived)

With cheese and bacon.
Haven't we done this before? And as for I'll Have Another, well, Santa Anita derby winner and all that but that wasn't a blinding race and I'm not convinced.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 5 May 2012, 23:46, archived)

You lost me at bacon...

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:53, archived)

I fucking love chips from an indian, but I would preffer noodles or rice if I was eating from a chinese.
And the ratio from saucey to non sauce stuff has to be just right, so I'd need 3 sauce dishes to get rice'n'chips.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:06, archived)

Hello SP@m, my darling, how are you today?
I ended up getting some food from a different one that I used to go to all the time. I then hanged up and changed my order completely - not a single item was the same. I then added something to the order.

This way I might get exactly what I want, or I might not.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

i love you gonz.
Even though i hate you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:34, archived)

This place has made me very self aware my faults.
I like to use that to my advantage, you can't really say much to a person who admits his penis is like a Shiitake.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:04, archived)

Breakin' 2
Electric Boogaloo. I watched it on youtube and damn near shat myself with how terrible it was.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:50, archived)

i saw that at the cinema :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

Hahaha
OLD
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:13, archived)

i break-danced into the house afterwards with the certain knowledge i would become a body-popper
it didn't work out
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:34, archived)

Did you have a square of lino?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:46, archived)

'Dead Fish'
www.imdb.com/title/tt0379240/
an honest-to-god abortionate pile of donkey wank
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:57, archived)

Fucking this
www.imdb.com/title/tt1179794/
Confirmed my absolute hatred of 'chick flicks'
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:12, archived)

i saw "new year"
ensemble cast like love actually, tried really hard to be charming but was predictible syrupy dretch
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:27, archived)

something about zombies with rocket shoes.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:30, archived)

That sounds 'mazin

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:53, archived)

Evening!
Can anyone remember the site where some clever chap had used modern day mixing techniques to master the beatles and released it as an undiscovered album? i can't for the life of me find the link or remember the name of the album!

Brown star awarded for sleuthing!
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:00, archived)

Hey whoa man, you can't just come in here posting new threads like that.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:02, archived)

Never mind
Twas' Everyday Chemistry. :)
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:03, archived)

THANK FUCK FOR THAT I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO FIND OUT

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:15, archived)

YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY
APPEARS TO BE FAULTY

MAY I SUGGEST A VISI TO PISSY WERLD?

THEY CAN EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN USB AND PS2.

ONE IS MADE IN JAPAN AND YOU CAN PLAY HEART OF DARKNESS ON IT.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:35, archived)

penis...
penis penis? penis!
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

All right Wombat?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 5 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

Holy shit
I've had a lot of horrible things thrown at me, but... shit...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:00, archived)

seen a yellow wagtail guys good news innit
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:31, archived)

That's awesome Balders
although I'll be really pleased when you catch sight of a Long-billed Dowitcher.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:45, archived)

k

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:48, archived)

Come back when you've seen a greeb loser.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:54, archived)

k

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:55, archived)

It don't mean thing if it ain't got that greeb
do wop do wop do wop do wop
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magnum, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:12, archived)

I am enjoying your new blog balders

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spesh., Sat 5 May 2012, 19:36, archived)

great use of the nternet, this is what it was invented for

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:44, archived)

invented by Tim BIRDERS-Lee

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spesh., Sat 5 May 2012, 19:54, archived)

you have seen many more birds than me
I am well jealous. Especially all the little brown ones, there are so many little brown ones.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:50, archived)

oh man you dont even know

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:01, archived)

When I was up in Aviemore we saw shitloads of siskins.
Quite similar to yellow wagtails in a way.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:29, archived)

seen any tits?? ha ha, of course not, not for years

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:29, archived)

It's bad enough this blog exists at all, why link it here?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:49, archived)

I saw a baby moorhen
they are shit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:33, archived)

FUCK!
that's what no-one gives any of.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:40, archived)

'sup, honkies?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:52, archived)

It's Saturday, it's 5pm, it's...
SATURDAY 5PM LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

101points, get in, im off to ladbrokes, pick up my oversized cheque

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:58, archived)

nice one m, your round then
your round of drinks i mean, not 'you're round', i'm not calling you a fat ballbag or anything.
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spesh., Sat 5 May 2012, 17:47, archived)

3-2, I saw the result
Good game?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:25, archived)

Yeah.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 5 May 2012, 17:31, archived)

I'm looking for a house and that.
Got a job so I need to up sticks.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:06, archived)

Congrats man, spill the beans and spread the word, what you doing and where you doing it?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:12, archived)

Imma be a software engineer in Nottingham.
Pretty decent starting salary and bloody amazing premises.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:42, archived)

I'm masking up the car for paint
Masking is a fucking shit chore and no mistake
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:25, archived)

I dun some work
Played some WoW
Drank some tea
Boring boring.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:26, archived)

Helloooo is anybody there????

(Dolly_Diva Dolly_Diva knows what you did..., Sat 5 May 2012, 15:54, archived)

Not really no.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 5 May 2012, 15:56, archived)

Well, that just sad :(

(Dolly_Diva Dolly_Diva knows what you did..., Sat 5 May 2012, 16:02, archived)

i'm not

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:12, archived)

Well, where are you then??

(Dolly_Diva Dolly_Diva knows what you did..., Sat 5 May 2012, 16:15, archived)

No, fuck off, I'm busy.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

Sorry to disturb....
*goes and hides in corner*
(Dolly_Diva Dolly_Diva knows what you did..., Sat 5 May 2012, 16:24, archived)

nobody here but us chickens

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:28, archived)

If you are of the Kentucky Fried variety I may stay a bit longer.

(Dolly_Diva Dolly_Diva knows what you did..., Sat 5 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

nope

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

as it stands charlton have 99 points, but a bitch ain't one

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

was that the last match?

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:36, archived)

still going on, 10 minutes left

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

come ooooon

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

super charlton

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

3-1
Get in, I'm fucking loaded
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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

3-2, dont do this to me charlton

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

nerp.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

what the fuck has it got to do with you?
nosey cunt.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

bored of that now
roll call, anyone turned up since the last two roll calls?

alt: if a gorilla fought a gorilla-sized hornet, who would win?

pricks

edit: check em
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 5 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

hornet-sized gorillas, those would be a laugh
you could get them really fucking mad and running round angry then batter them into a paste with a rolled-up newspaper
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 5 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

fuck me, this place is dead on its arse

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 5 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

you killed it with your highly successful break away forum

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

Word up, Frank.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 5 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

alright Richie
I went into town to buy a bass but some rotten cunt had already bought it so I had an english brekkie then came home
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 5 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

Can't beat a fry-up on a Saturday morning mate.
Beats a bass any day.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 5 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

I reckon the hornet would impale the gorilla with its stinger
but then with its dying strength the gorilla would grip the stinger like a samurai sword, pull it closer and closer and when the hornet is in reach it would tell it he forgave it. Then the hornet would take its own life
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 5 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

A gorilla sized hornet.
It'd be all like, 'Sting sting, motherfucker'
and the gorilla would be all like 'Oh man I can't say shit because I'm fucking dead, yo'.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 5 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

and then in walks a honey badger...

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 5 May 2012, 12:33, archived)

I don't know man, I heard honey badgers can't look up

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 5 May 2012, 12:42, archived)

I heard honey badgers aren't even made of honey, who made that up?

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spesh., Sat 5 May 2012, 12:53, archived)

I hear they do have stingers though

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 5 May 2012, 12:57, archived)

it's the normal badgers that have stingers, that's how they kill cows, nothing to do with TB

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spesh., Sat 5 May 2012, 13:02, archived)

two little ducks

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spesh., Sat 5 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

artnoon fatties.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 5 May 2012, 13:14, archived)

roll call, bellends xxx

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 5 May 2012, 4:33, archived)

mongy standing by

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:01, archived)

looks like ima doing this shit on my own

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:15, archived)

no back up :(

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:40, archived)

fuck it

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:50, archived)

i should have been here quicker
:(
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:51, archived)

i dunno what's going on, janet asked for us and has gone, she may of died, aint gonna get no icons out of that tho

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:59, archived)

forget icons, can we have sex with janet

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:00, archived)

that is sick

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:01, archived)

janet is my one true love

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:01, archived)

it must be a rollercoaster of emotions for you what with all the will it / wont it have cancer bollox

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:06, archived)

sorry, i was confusing janet with juliet bravo

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:08, archived)

I GOT YOUR BACK, BRADLEY

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:50, archived)

we have black up

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:57, archived)

friends!!1
what now? can we go scrumping?
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 5:59, archived)

i dont see why not,

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:00, archived)

do you know any orchards in hackney?

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:01, archived)

i aint crossing the river anyway

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:05, archived)

well fuck it, i'll come south of the river
and we can to go on an adventure to brighton or bootle or something
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:07, archived)

aint bottle near scouse land? fuck that shit
do you like bivvys?
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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:08, archived)

bivvys? yes of course i like bivvys, i run my own bivvy factory
but fuck bivvys, this looks well boss though www.bfi.org.uk/whatson/bfi_southbank/events/scifilondon/horizons_a_celebration_of_the_30th_anniversary_of_the_zx_spectrum
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:13, archived)

i dont do retro, seems shit

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:27, archived)

can we go for a fag then

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:43, archived)

yes we can, hae one of my benson

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:51, archived)

ta pet
can you attach it to an email?
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 7:07, archived)

word up, brother from another mother

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 5 May 2012, 7:03, archived)

nother nigga in da house

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 7:09, archived)

I got your back bro
it's all cool now
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 5 May 2012, 7:10, archived)

BACON PLEASE!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:27, archived)

NYOM NYOM

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:29, archived)

FOOOOOOODSSSS!!!!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:30, archived)

is it light up in scotchland now mark? i suppose i could google it really but i like forum interacion

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:35, archived)

It is indeed. Gets light early.
is it light down in that london?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:40, archived)

yeah, since about 5, you get the birds chipping up there? always nice at the lake when it gets light and the ducks and birds start, unless they set your buzzers off, cunts

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:50, archived)

aye they certainly do.
you going to get to the game today?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 6:56, archived)

nice,been a sell out for ages and i cant plan too far ahead. still waiting for the 100 points

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mongychops, Sat 5 May 2012, 7:06, archived)

you should get them today, you're on 98.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 7:09, archived)

late

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 5 May 2012, 9:49, archived)

Roll call!
Are you all out celebrating having Boris as your new/old leader?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 May 2012, 1:33, archived)

i celebrated!
treated myself to a can of tizer, had a wank... bored now
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 1:44, archived)

Have another one.

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 May 2012, 1:47, archived)

it's a bit late for that now

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Sat 5 May 2012, 2:37, archived)

i live in the tiny percentage of england that isn't london. it's a small island, we have a post office and a pub. the mayor is a horse

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 5 May 2012, 2:52, archived)

whats the zaniest thing u ever done

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:38, archived)

shut up im going to bed

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:39, archived)

miss u alreddy

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:40, archived)

i saw this mallard:
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:47, archived)

wow my mum likes birds i'll show her your website
(that one with the birds on)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

A STARLING!
It's not shitting on a small child though :(
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spesh., Fri 4 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

ill keep working on it yeah

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

good man

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spesh., Fri 4 May 2012, 22:33, archived)

ducks are fine, but ducks in high places like in trees or on high roofs freak me out

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:39, archived)

I think any animals in high places would freak me out

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

rode a unicycle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

I once was flirting with a girl on the internet for a year and then she finally came down from scottland and during the day she said "Hay, do you mind if I invite gobbo?" and then HE TOOK A FUCKING BULLET FOR ME.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

*gonz fives*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

Haha *fives*

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:56, archived)

i stole her bag, great times

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

Holy shit ! you were there? We must have meet then, I got trashed with Rik.
Rik is a fucking wicked bloke, one of the soundest b3tans I've meet.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:02, archived)

yeh mongy got me a pint i never got one back haha what a tool

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:02, archived)

one day you will my sweet prince, and to me you have been such good value on b3ta your worth a pint, there is a few users i feel like that bout

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:05, archived)

I'm all up over this meet up should it ever happen and I'm about (and...erm.. you know, welcome.).

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

yeh one day i won't be a trembling wreck and i'll get to my brother's in finsbury
then i can come and say hello to you, you'll probs get to meet my bro too, he's better than me you'll like him more
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:10, archived)

i liked your dog better, and i fucking hate dogs

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:15, archived)

It's even easier to get to my place and visa-versa now than it was where I used to live from finsbury, I'm only like 5 stops down on the overground. Takes like 20 minutes at most.
I got a nice double bed and super comfy couches if you ever wanna crash. Would fucking love to hook up again, I mean, after that awquard first 30 minutes of "So...ermm... yeah'....you're gobbo.".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:16, archived)

yeh but after that we'd be all like "wheeee let's helicopter our willies"
and the rest would be just backrubs and hollyoaks
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:18, archived)

Haha, can't wait, sort your mess out wonky brain.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:37, archived)

is this some sort of scam

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

:(

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:14, archived)

yeah i was there, utterly fucked, you might of avoided me, i bought ed a pint, i'm yet to see that returned, just saying

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:04, archived)

maybe possibly, if I did it wasn't intentional. Probs 'cus I only knew 4thurns back then.
Here, Waynes World is on E4+1 at the mo', while we're doing the whole nostalga thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:06, archived)

i still go in that slug and lettuce, great for lunch times, still got all the sport on tv too

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

they show county cricket?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:27, archived)

if it is on tv chnnels they got it
i even get their newsletter
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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:31, archived)

wowee sounds faberoo

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:33, archived)

50% off all foood on mondays, and i get vouchers

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:47, archived)

free to b3tans?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 23:01, archived)

haha
this is why he doesnt get a laptop
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

Oh man, that reminds me, I'll plonk MLP on a disk for LB.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:58, archived)

Was that Pickle Fairy?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

Nah' man, way before then.
Pickle Fairy is a pretty cool person though, she'd make most blokes who actually know her smile.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:58, archived)

i met Les Dennis

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:57, archived)

I trumped in a plastic bag, tied it up and tied a fishing weight to it with string and threw it in the canal
I am nearly faecally carbon neutral
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:57, archived)

this littering of our waterways needs to stop, :(

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:00, archived)

there's still plenty of room for fish in the top couple of inches

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:02, archived)

Sellotaped a kinder egg statue of a horse to a real shetland pony
and then gaffer taped the shetland pony to a normal horse, then the normal horse to a shire horse, then all of them to the wiltshire white horse
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magnum, Fri 4 May 2012, 23:22, archived)

Oh
That was YOU!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 4 May 2012, 23:46, archived)

I typed a load of Anchorman quotes on a messageboard

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 5 May 2012, 1:32, archived)

Billy Zane.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 May 2012, 1:34, archived)

Friday night, and this place is quiet.
But that would mean...
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:09, archived)

oh man you can't say bald monkey is dead

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:11, archived)

I just had a coffee with someone who looks like a skinny baldmonkey
He didn't tell me about any birds though
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

he did a piss on your orchestra though yeah?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

he didn't even point at a chicken
he's a colour-blind graphic designer though
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:19, archived)

alright grrrich
alright gluey
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:12, archived)

Alright rose
How's tricks?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

still turning
you missed happy hour down there, i think everyone's social'ed up now
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:19, archived)

Fuck 'em
I socialise when I think it's time, I won't be dictated to.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:31, archived)

man i'm having some dinner now, you cold of asked me about my dinner

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:24, archived)

what about your dinner?
this better be good...
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:25, archived)

did you cook it on your car engine?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:28, archived)

i'm not some odd car nob grrr, cars are just a means of transport to me

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

I thought you lived in one
I've been lied to
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

I would very much like to hear about your dinner, could you perhaps tell me what mobile phone tarrif you're on after?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

Well tits.
it is quiet. I'm watching the Life of Brian, gets old after the first forty times.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:25, archived)

In my final week of teaching kids, years ago
I treated them to a DVD of The Holy Grail. I watched the first 45 minutes 28 times in one week. The Knights of Ni can fuck right off now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:29, archived)

its that the one where the dog is dead?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

erm
no.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sat 5 May 2012, 1:08, archived)

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