My shoulder aches.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:20,
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kick its fucking cunt off(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:21,
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I don't really have an aching shoulder.I fooled you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You tit.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:23,
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Yeah, you were just hoping that Mumpsy would kiss it better for you.And frankly, who can blame you The LOVELY Woodsie?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 21:48,
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I am the kiss it better jesus.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:55,
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Damn right you are The Messianical Emm Emm Pee Ess.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 21:58,
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WOAH! Is it NEW ICON TIME then The LOVELY Emm Enn Ess?Who died? Was it baldmonkey?
Man I bet it was baldmonkey.
POOR BALDMONKEY ALWAYS IN R WASHING MACHINES.
:,(
Still, NEW ICONS!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 21:50,
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Thai pun only eveningPost Thai puns or post nothing
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:21,
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I had a slight accident on holiday in Thailand last year.(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:23,
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is (cra)vat our only option?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:23,
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I met a Thai girl once, she didn't like shaving her body hair and left me for Tom Cruise.ah well, hair thaiday gone tomorrow.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:24,
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fuck me, that's weak :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:24,
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I am not sure how it relates to top gun, but don't get stressed, glued eel has set the bar cruelly high here, unless you know something about thailand(
vladimir, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:33,
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I might kill myself now vlad :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:35,
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I don't play by YOUR rules Eelso.You should know that by now.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:24,
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the last alright thread went right off the rails vlad, i dunno if i'm over that yet(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:00,
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you were gonig to kill me, and I'm not sure how to take thatas a sycophant
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:07,
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i blame gigglywiggly, he has a dark edge that he rubs off on us all(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:15,
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Nah mongy, it ain't gilgy that's the problem.It's his imaginary parrot. Whispering in his ear when he's asleep.
Made up parrots are EVIL.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:36,
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he's mint, doing good deeds on /bored today, makes me chuckle does young giggly, internet forum aint it(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:41,
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Shhh Vlady, we're all watching Spinal Tap.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 21:47,
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Nothing a hug wouldn't fix.(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:48,
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i just watched an elephant give birth.Top that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:57,
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I dunno, cream and a cherry?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:58,
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The ston'enge scene's just been on The AWESOME Win Pug.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:21,
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I caught it, great film stuj, great film
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 22:31,
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I brought a Thai bird back to my place last night but it ended in erection problems...She had one!Anyway, evenin' all. Are you having something nice for dinner?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27,
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no, thanks for making me feel like shit planearm :'(why are you always so fucking mean?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:29,
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just pretend I started a thread above this saying how I'm bored of this now and asking a stupid question then saying pricks(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
Haha, I liked it when you said pricks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:35,
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He was better when he was Yeah Right BollocksI miss Yeah Right Bollocks :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:41,
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was he yeah right bollocks? i know he's got a parrot called bollocks parrot but i didn't know he was yeah right bollocks(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
I don't understand why anyone in the world would care what I'm eating for dinnerI mean, I don't care what I'm eating for dinner. It could be broken fucking glass and it'd be more fun than this lamentably shitty fucking thread.
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I don't like it any more than you doBut this is the way of it these days. It's food threads or pun threads. There's no happy medium.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:44,
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I beg to differa4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/0a013b2588b837e77cce473565fc6160/l.jpg
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CriticalPoint Critical, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:53,
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Of course she's happyShe lies for money. How can that not be hilarious?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:58,
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I don't really understand how someone can not gather the concept of casual conversation on a message board with no particular subject.Or even worst, appear to be angered by it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:02,
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... and then to constantly come back time and time again, seemingly expecting a different result.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:03,
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it does get dull tho gonz, 4 people asking what people are eating all the time, i'm glad that stopped and those people fucked off(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:50,
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I ain't disagreeing with you, but Gilga up there seems to be against pretty much any conversation at all.I donno what people should talk about, I reckon whatever they want. Some people'll diss, some people'll join in, some people'll fuck off. I'm pretty much happy talking about most things. Even talkin' 'bout what to talk about is alright. I donno whats so hard about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:13,
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I just try to make the internet fun for everyone, I don't know why it causes so much buttfrustration(, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
Autistics also have trouble interpreting people's attitude and feelings./ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:46,
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I like how you sat there for half an hour waiting for me to reply(, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
Wasn't doing anything else in that time, I missed the mark by 3 minutes because I got excited.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:54,
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There was a really hot Thai girl sat opposite me on the train yesterdayShe was wearing a sexy short skirt and low cut top and as I was staring at her I kept saying to myself "don't get an erection! don't get an erection!"
but she did.
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Quick Psychophobia, give me three words for "shit" that are not "shit".(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:32,
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Sterling work as ever, Danny Chompion of the World.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:35,
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"ploppies" is as bad as "anyhoo"it's like that awful 80s BBC humour that makes people think Blackadder is funny.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:12,
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ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies ploppies (, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:38,
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Best & Son, est. 1984.The young guy's James Best, the old one's Arthur Best
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:26,
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Where are you going?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:41,
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*provides proof*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:47,
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oh I see, you're a CUNTstableHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now nick me for section 5
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spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:50,
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I really do have horrible indigestionSomeone send help, please
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:42,
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haha, you're so shit you can't even digest food properly you fucking crippleI bet your stomach needs a fucking wheelchair you're so shit at digesting food
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What did you expect?You dressed up as a woman, put some makeup on and chatted yourself up against the mirror in the bathroom.
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i brought back an indonesian girl in a star wars costume the other week but she beat me upshe was a thai fighter!
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I brought one back that had a really stong grip and petted dogs a bit too roughlyshe got a bit upset and violent so had to be Thai downs
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:17,
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then there was this other one who was always draped around my neck and other people used to pull her legs really hard and you couldn't undo the knot so you had to cut it off with scissorsshe was a thai
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:19,
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HOW ABOUT WE CALL IT A THAI?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:28,
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i knew an indonesian girl who covered herself in adhesive and ran around the office saying she was a pineappleshe was a wacky, tack-y thai
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I love a good sweaty pair of legs around my face.They call me the Thai thigh'ter. Or something like that. Can we work in thigh into this thai thing?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:38,
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LolsKFC, wasn't as good as I remembered it
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:36,
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youe name is rude!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48,
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YOU FUCKING WHAT MUSH?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48,
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i was just merely asking what you were on about.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:50,
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when are you going to stop being a dull cunt?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01,
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oh man, this isn't going well :'(I hope it doesn't kill itself.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02,
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HAH! Coming from you?!This is the meaning of dull right here on talk.
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PooPants, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:06,
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Gotta go now.I can't be scared off. It's fun talking crap to everyone. I'm only copying what you already do to each other.
I'll be back probably when you're all in bed, then I can chat to myself, can't wait.
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PooPants, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07,
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Shit.We scared it off.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:09,
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this is a top opening play(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:09,
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see ya Poopants, nice chatting to you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:12,
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alright Wombat.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08,
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beanbag chair?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:50,
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rock pool?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:51,
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Yeah she would beAs shes dead.
Probably a bit cold and lumpy.
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PooPants, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54,
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oh shit... I just thought she was lazythat'll explain it... that and why I was sticking my cock in a pile of dust
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It's okayShe didn't feel a thing.
-Wouldn't have done if she was alive either.
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PooPants, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:59,
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ZZZZZZING!Watch this one!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00,
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*rings bell*we got a live one!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01,
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"a cacti"?Fuck off you brainfail.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54,
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More then one naturallyYou fuck off!
Pleasantries accepted.
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PooPants, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:57,
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we've got bigger problems to deal with right nowthe forward matrix just blew its RAM and we're all out of macrofilters
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oh for goodness sake, when we were in Tesco didn't I say to you 'look, macrofilters are on BOGOF, shall we get some, they're bound to come in handy at some point?'and you insisted we didn't need any, 'we've got plenty of macrofilters' you said. and now look what's happened.
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spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:16,
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we can argue about whose to blame later, right now there isn't timewe're gonna need a miracle to get those PCI slots back online before the software self-awares its BIOS
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well I'll pop back to Tesco then, I think I saw some miracles next to the loo roll. or was it by the eggs? I'm sure I'll find some, or if not, that nice lady on customer services will be able to help(
spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20,
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its ok i got bored of the pseudo-sci fi nonsense i was spoutingall systems nominal
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how many nuns vaginas have you felt?I don't think they dry up because they have taken vows of chastity.
no, this doesn't seem right at all.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:50,
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Fuck me. 92000.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54,
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the ROM drive's kaput, we need to redirect power from engineering to the lower stasis field or we're all fucked(, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
that's alright, just push the redirect power from engineering to the lower stasis field button(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02,
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its not that simple, Eelwe have to send new fusionchips down the nanocore, and there isn't TIME FOR THAT
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I've got fucking heartburn nowWhat do you intend to do about it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:59,
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I'm going to punch you in the throat(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02,
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i'll try my best to reset the UI interface, but i'm not making any promises(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
*makes the 'good quinten' sign*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:03,
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bigassmessage.com/34390
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:05,
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I love Quintenbigassmessage.com/0b1db
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:06,
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oh fuck, the transformer on the powergrid just blew, we're gonna need more juice on the PCB, stat(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
have a refreshing glass of lye(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:04,
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Hey, that worked!Thanks Glued!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:05,
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bored of that nowwhat's the biggest thing you've ever set fire to? bonus points if it was alive. or an ethnic minority.
alt: what's the sexiest amphibian?
penises
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a house.frog in a bra.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:20,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:22,
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Quick,I reckon you should do a vaguely Japanese-y looking cartoon drawing of that and post it on /board, they love that kind of thing.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:21,
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Be sure to make the tits MASSIVEbut make the eyes even massiver, so as to make it really young-looking.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:23,
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wearing a fur coat, with massive tits!!FP in no times.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:23,
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Bully.I'd report you to manolith if he wasn't so shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40,
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he's lost a bit of weight recently then, well done balders(
spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40,
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how did he get in to the bathroom in the first place?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:44,
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i know being fat has got to be pretty shit, but why would you make it worse for him by building a bathroom around him?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48,
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his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:47,
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A covered seat not unlike a bus stop but not a bus stop.Or a classroom at school.
That woman in Species.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:21,
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i've never set anything on fire - cars are harder than you'd imagine.axolotl.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:21,
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Axolotls are basically lizards that remain in the immature stage their whole lives,you amphi-nonce.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:22,
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sali*manders*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:27,
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what about the buccal pumping then, eh?EH?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:28,
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You're just making it worse for yourself.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:45,
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A Citroen AX, after the roof was cut offit was my carbeque
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:22,
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A listed tudor houseIt was mostly burnt anyway and the fire brigade arrived fairly quickly
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:29,
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YAY!I might see if I can burn down Cosham.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:31,
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why the fuck would you set fire to a bee?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:46,
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i think my brother found this dying bee on the driveand he was trying to torture it and poured a little bit of bike oil on it and set fire to it
so it wasn't really me, i lied
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YOU MONSTER(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49,
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A large wheelie bin, Trouser Snake
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 15:45,
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This is one of the most satisfying things I have seen today.How do you get satisfaction?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:31,
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Glosest To The Tip I CAn GOT.Did Baldmonkey turn up? I think I gave him some bad adice by telling him to post at the top, I should have told him to post NEAR the top or as close as he could get.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:03,
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Did you seen it anyway?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:04,
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Looks like it's been deleted by an overzellus mod. Or an extremely fabulous one. I'm not sure, depends on their gentials... ... I'd imagine monolith's genitals look like a charactor cartoon of Gonzo-the-muppet with Thor's hair.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:28,
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Soz, misunderstood.I like breaking things.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:34,
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CONGRATULATIONS RICKY!It's about time someone stuck it to those evil mentally handicapped people.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:44,
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Nah, it's not offensiveNothing he says or does is offensive. He's Ricky Gervais. Everything he does is BRILLIANTLY FUNNY. If you find it offensive, it's because you're not smart enough to 'get it'.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:50,
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he does a funny face (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:51,
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Oh my God, he does!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:58,
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That's what I'm saying.I might write him in blood and let him know.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:52,
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Is it just me, or is this argument bullshit:"Derek is a fictional character and is defined by his creator, me. If I say I don't mean him to be disabled then that's it. A fictional doctor can't come along and prove me wrong."
I mean, if he appeared on screen all boot polished up and started saying "Oh I love me de fried chicken and stealing cars and rapin' de white wimmin." I don't think any amount of denying it was a black man would stop it being racist.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:01,
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HahaHe should try that, he really should. He would get a golden opportunity to prove us all wrong.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:03,
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He is a hero for having the courage to stand up in the face of so-called political-correctness and point out how laughable disability is.We shouldn't be caring for these people. We shouldn't be trying to let them live the best life they can free of derision. We should be persecuting them on national television. We should be rounding them up to display in freak shows. We should be gobbing on the backs of their heads whenever they walk by.
Thank god for Ricky Gervais, pioneering the way against loony lefty liberals and the so called "disadvantaged".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:51,
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Dear Ricky,You inspired me to spit in the face of a Downs today. God bless you.
Yours,
Paul Kojak.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:57,
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Hubare convinced me to twitter this at him.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:55,
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Truly?I can't check Twitter from this machine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:13,
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The other thing that he does that I really likeIs getting people that used to be successful and parade them around on TV for his own amusement. That was we can all enjoy a good laugh at the expense of someone that used to be well known, and isn't anymore.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:00,
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YeahIt's well funny to exploit your friends and go out of your way to make them look foolish.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:02,
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i saw him defending himself on tv the other day and he said that if he wanted he would bully anyone who asksbecause the people he bullies get their own tv show and MILLIONS of euros
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Ha, brilliantI used to really like him. Now I realise he's just a prick. And a bully to boot.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:08,
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to be clear; I liked The Office, I liked Extras and if Karl Pilkington had a problem with the mocking he gets, he could stop hanging around with him and getting paid handsomely for it.But this belmer thing seems so uncharacteristically over the line I'm really disappointed by him.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:09,
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I think he's been successful because he always surrounds himself with funny peopleOffice, Extras...all full of really funny people.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:14,
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Nah. I think he's good at what he does.Which is why I'll be going to the "special" school tomorrow to shit on the kids' work.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:16,
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Been a massive unfunny wankerand frankly outstayed his welcome in British comedy.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:21,
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I haven't seen it, but I'm starting to go off him, just for the constant cretin-baiting on twitterit's obvious that retweeting some god-botherer telling him he's hell-bound is going to result in an army of mouth-breathing fans mobbing the poor deluded fool.
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some, let's be honest, fat bird said something.... he retweetedand she literally got about a hundred mentions calling her a fat loser...
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and I'll tell you this...I'm dead funny and he doesn't retweet me :(
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When Piers Morgan retweeted me wishing his plane would crashthe personality horse site got LOADS of hits.
It's well worth baiting celebrities.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:25,
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We've moved on from electricity.You can drop the fucking stupid analogies now.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:54,
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i was just on hold to a woman and the music was awfulit was like that old blippy sort of music you'd get on a digital game in the 80s
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i like to sit back, put my feet up, and masturbate till it hurts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:58,
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Until having your feet up hurts?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:01,
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have you ever masturbated with your feet up?its murder on the hamstrings
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I fucking bet it is(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:04,
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Always with the excuses(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:15,
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Actually, a few of those look to be pretty fatal. Sicko.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:59,
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Oh, I'm going to the Marshall 50th Anniversary concert Anyone interested? No? Fine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:01,
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see this, this is everyone you'll meet therewww.youtube.com/watch?v=AGy0pPllHVQ
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I don't mind reallyHe plays guitar, I play guitar. Why shouldn't we get along?
Although, I'm not a fan of Marshall. I just want to see some of the acts going.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:04,
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Yes, that must be itOr it could be that Marshall just don't make very good amps.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:12,
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Ok, I should clarifyI prefer most amplifiers to Marshall. Market saturation doesn't equal excellent quality.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:18,
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S'alright Two Hats, this prick doesn't even know the difference between the current of a pipe and the voltage of water.I think it might be time he went back to the funny farm, like.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:29,
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I just feel embarrassed that I expressed an opinionThis really isn't the place
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:30,
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marshall is also the worst character in how i met your mumor the sex rape one
or the needy marry me one
or teh hilariously canadian one
or the one with the blackboard-nails voice
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and marshall from meeting your mum has done some really bad films(, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
and marshall mathers did some bad songs recentlyand looks really withdrawn
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I've not seen that showHowever I'm not certain that this characters past indiscretions are in any way related to the sonic characteristics of Marshall amplifiers.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:10,
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Oh, he was in the MuppetsI think he wrote it too. I've not seen him in anything else. Soz.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:11,
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at the start of the film he did with mila kunis he keeps getting it outi don't know why
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Once as you went down on him.And once as he pulled out and jizzed on your face.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:15,
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The horror!I bet you shed a tear as you looked at this, you closet beetle maniac.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:16,
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So, why aren't YOU at the zoo today?I forgot, what with all the job stuff and home upheaval.
alt: I don't really understand voltage, current and power. Can anyone explain the difference between them in terms a retard could follow?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:32,
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I'm going tomorrow*sings*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:33,
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Did you know Fred Dinenage opened the VD clinic in St Mary's Hospital. There's a plaque on the wall and everything. Apparently.
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Go on. Get a dose, and go and prove me wrong.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:34,
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Yeah.It's funny because he is known to be a bit of a Casanova.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:35,
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I heard that when he was presenting World Of Sport, back in the day[post redacted for legal reasons]
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:36,
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Terror redactle.(
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Tyranocensor rex.(
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Stega-nographically-concealed-message-asaurus.(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:39,
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VelociraptoDON'T FUCKING SAY THAT(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:41,
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Duck-billed platypuSAYTHATAGAIN AND I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING FACE IN(
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Silver Back GorillFOR FUCK'S SAKE I WARNED YOU YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS I'M NOT ENJOYING IT OH MY GOD DON'T STOP BREATHING (
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:43,
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And on that note, I'm off to bed.'night up there.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:44,
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Don't wake up.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:46,
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I forgot too :(A reminder message would have been useful...
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:38,
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yeah me toogetting a text yesterday was a bit short notice :(
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:40,
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Aw man. Did we ALL fuck it up?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:41,
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tbh 24hrs isn't really much notice...(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:42,
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I dunno. We had months really.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:44,
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WHen you fail to plan, you may as well plan to fail.And other such shit platitudes that pass as content on the kind of courses I get sent on nowadays.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:45,
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LOLLEARNING WITH EXTINCTION
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:47,
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When you ASSUME you make a DONKEY with US.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:49,
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Let's send it up the FLAG POLE and see who BLUE SKYS IT(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:52,
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I booked the day off and wrote it on my work calendar and everything.But then I got made redundant and forgot all about it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:46,
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troo.I feel bad, I would have liked to go.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:54,
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I got one.Last night.
:(
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:40,
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Reminding you of the ASBO in forcebanning you from the monkey enclosures.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:41,
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*drones* #saturday at monkey world... wishing i had never been born...#(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:42,
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Wait, what are you talking about?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:41,
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secret zoo clique meeting(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:43,
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Not aloud in the zoo.also, is there some sort of zoo bash?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:46,
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Yeah. Secret one.Don't tell anyone.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:47,
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i invite you to my house, to my dads house, to my pub, and you won't even let me come to the zoo with you? what sort of forum pal are you eh? I'll tell you what, a SHIT ONE! I HATE YOU, YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:52,
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i'M GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS AND CUT MYSELF.www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw&feature=related
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:53,
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don't blame meblame the cunt who organised it
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:53,
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some sort of ex b3tan super clique zoo trip?and when i super, i mean super-sized. because of lot of people online are fat.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:03,
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Yeah.That's why I snubbed it. I said "Have you asked WP?" and they were like "Who?" and I said "Well fuck you all. That's an outrage. I'll not go." and they were all "PLEASE bm, it won't be any good without YOU" and i was all "too late mofos. no windy pig, no bm."
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:09,
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considering further up the board you admitted to have plain forgotten, i find it hard to believe that both that statement and this could be true. you're lying to someone BM, and my suspicion is that it is me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:13,
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I promise I would never lie to you, piglet.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:14,
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come to my house then you prick.i might even persuade ladypig to bake you a cake to put in your fat fucking face.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:16,
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Cool. I'll gaz you some fucking dates tonight if I remember. YOu can fucking pick one(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:53,
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I'm ampressed(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:52,
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Sorry. Couldn't resistance
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:53,
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I'm always shocked by this place's capacity for shit puns(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:03,
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I feel I'm being l.e.d. into a pun trap(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:11,
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And I thought this thread had so much potential!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:14,
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your optimism is completely groundless(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:32,
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(printed circuit) board of that now.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:14,
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I could, but you'd only forget.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:52,
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This is all your volt.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:57,
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You've got no excuse,you live in Ampshire don't you?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:59,
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think of it like waterthen voltage = the amount of pressure the water's under
and current = how much water is flowing through the pipes
and power = how much water flows in a given time
disclaimer: don't plug water into the mains you fucking bellend
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and hey, resistance is how thin the pipes arethis is a pretty good analogy, imma copyright this or sutin
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what is brown water?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:12,
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Nah.Dunt make sense.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:12,
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FUCK YOUREALLY FUCKING SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT NOW
FUCK YOU
SERIOUSLY
CUNT
FUCK OFF
FUCKING BALDMONKEY CUNT
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You make no fucking sense and then blame me.Shove a lightbulb up your arse and piss out something moderately more illuminating than your bullshit elexplanation
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:20,
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That's right; I said "elexplanation".And I'm not even ashamed.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:26,
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Except 'current' and 'power' are defined as basically the same thing in your analogy.Well done.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:13,
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Knock knockWho is there?
Not gilgamesh. His comprehension of doors led to him standing in the middle of the road clanging a long stick against a nearby lamp post.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:23,
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I did a spreadsheet and it says I'm about 400 times better than you(, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
Yeah.At incomprehensibly shit water-electricity analogies.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:28,
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lightguy is better than you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 13:15,
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I'm totally at the zoo today,you're missing out on the giraffe culling
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:10,
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understanding electricity is easier if you think about it in the same way as watercurrent is the flow of electrons within the wire, and can be thought of in much the same way as the flow of water.
voltage is the electrical potential difference between two points. think of it like the difference in water pressure between two points, the water will flow from high pressure to low pressure. volatage works in a similar way, the higher the voltage the higher the current.
power is a broad term and means the rate at which energy is transferred. the watt is measured in how many joules of energy you use per second
this has been lightguy, your guide to world of facts
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:11,
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excellent descriptioncheers
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:13,
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FUCK YOU I SAID THAT FUCKING EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AND HE COPIED ME OH GOD I HATE YOPU(, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
Yopu; Destroyer Of Meals.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:21,
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LOL! HE CANT EVIN TYP(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:22,
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I'm glad none of you lot were my lecturers at college, I'd still be in year one(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:25,
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So... what is the difference between a year, a week and a meter.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:27,
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what is resistance?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:13,
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Hot French birds in "'Allo 'Allo"(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:21,
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ah, NO actually because right, the electrons flow in the opposite direction to the conventional flow of current so fuck you big style you copying turdfaced copycat cunt bastard fuck(, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
i know but i left that out in order not to confuse baldmonkey. note i never specify in which way the electrons flow. check and mate, i am the puppet master, etc.(
Lightguy hail satan, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:19,
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YEAH RIGHT, FUNNY HOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING RIGHT AFTER I TELL YOUYOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF REPREHENSIBLE CUNTOID
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Oh shit.I understood it just now, but then gilgamesh came along and confused me again.
WHY CAN'T HE KEEP HIS AWFUL MUDDLED THOUGHTS TO HIMSELF? :(
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:25,
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Yeah but no but yeah but that's pretty irrelevant tot the question.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:22,
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so ... when you flush your toilet you don't care which way the current of water flows?(, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
Which part of the electricity is the flush then?You have totally fucking ruined this for me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:33,
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right, this should clarify everythingvoltage is like when you're halfway to the vinegars but you remember that time you walked in on your granny in the bathroom
current is when you repress the thought of her distended pudendum, grit your teeth and keep wanking like a brain-damaged tramp
and power is when you ejaculate a few drops of watery spaff and weep into a Kleenex because your life is empty and all your friends secretly hate you
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you should change your name to "AWESOME Quinten"(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:29,
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You should change your name...oh, I just can't be bothered. If anyone fancies finishing this sentence for me, be my guest.
So are we going to Oxford or summink?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:30,
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FUCKING HELLwww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18005328
What is going on?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:32,
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We should start a campaign.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:36,
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I just can't stand it anymore BaldersPeople need to stop encouraging this cretin.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:40,
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i didn't even change it to this, modolith hacked my account and raped me of all dignity(, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
Shittest. Mod. Ever.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:36,
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Strumpets with trumpets(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:23,
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Bachelors with spatulas(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:23,
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If you could spend less time doing something to make more time for something else, what would you speed up?You can't say work, you jobless povvos.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04,
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sex, it takes fucking ages and is so frequent.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:05,
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get a new boyfriend thenLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:06,
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Sleep.But, you know, still feel well rested. I hate that I spend so much of my life unconscious.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:06,
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dunno, I don't do a whole lot really, although i would like more time to make music, but i can't think of anything i'd want to do less of.Basically, what I'm saying is i feel that i manage my free time satisfactorily, and have nothing to add to your thread, so i'm gonna go have a shower.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:10,
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i might start timing myself and try to beat my personal bestit could get messy and uncomfortable, but if it means i get another 2 minutes watching foxes live! then thats fine by me
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if I didn't sleep I could do more of the interesting thingsbut I really like bed.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:13,
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I'm already doing it.Middle 1/3 of any DVD played at 1.5 speed. Get. To. The. Fucking. Gunfight.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:17,
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Waiting about in motherfucking airports.The actual flying isn't so bad, even with Ryanair, because until someone invents cheap supersonic flight it can't really be any quicker than it is.
But all the buggering about you have to do before you get on the plane and after you land, ugh...
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:22,
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Oh thank god for that.How are we all today? Is it as bad as everyone says? I'm doing OK, so ner.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:40,
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Yeah, pretty good.I'd like to go up Fort Nelson and get some photos of the jackdaws, but I don't seem to have the time.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:41,
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Fort Nelson's brilliantand FREE!! FREE I TELL YA!!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:41,
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Shall we go together?We could hold hands and impress each other with our command of various UK regional accents.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:42,
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I can do a pretty good scotch and a not bad welsh/pakistani(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:44,
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Scotch eggs are from London.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:44,
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LovelyI like a good scotch egg. A GOOD one, mind.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:45,
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I've never had a bad one.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:46,
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I haveAnd let me tell you...it wasn't good. It was bad.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:46,
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I want a scotch egg now(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:48,
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Got the Day off Tea, i thought i'd be super hungover, but i'm feeling good, might go for a walk or something, who knows.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:41,
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Nice one.There's a peculiar satisfaction to be had from knowing you should be feeling like something a dog threw up, but somehow aren't.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:45,
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yeah, although, the temptation is to go to the pub for lunch and see if i can manage it for tomorrow
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:59,
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Shove a trifle up your cockend and shit out a trifle.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:43,
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Better than usualI've avoided any work for over two hours now.
And I'm going to a meeting in 15 minutes that has extra buns and no thought involved.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:43,
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I need to arrange an accountantand do my tax for last year. This is a daunting task.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:44,
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The tax cunts here want to know about what I earned over a year ago in another country.Fucksake. I doubt I even still have the payslips. I'm not a payslip-keeping sort of person.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:47,
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don't you have a p60 or whatever it isshows you all your earnings for the tax year?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:50,
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Pfff, yeah, prolly. Somewhere.Thing is, my old job ended in March last year, which was still in the 2010/11 tax year. I didn't earn a penny in the UK in the 2011/12 tax year but the tax office here in Holland still wants to know what I earned in the UK in the tax year before last. Hence frustration.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:57,
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bleurgh, what a pain.make something up?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:58,
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I reckon someone hre could knock up a pretty good fake british payslip for him.come on you lot, pull together, help mr tea defraud the government,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:04,
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I'll write my own pay slipsby hand, using coloured crayons. :D
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:08,
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ah you must be able to call HMRC and ask for another copy, surely?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16,
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True, though it'll probably take aaages and maybe cost money.I'll have a look tonight, they might well be lying around somewhere.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:39,
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I han celp.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:53,
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no it's notyou hand over all your bits of paper and receipts to your accountant and he tells you how much tax you have to pay
it's really as simple as that
it's only a shitter when you have to start stashing shitloads of money and waiting to be told how much of it isn't yours, that's a right pain in the gonads
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I've sent them a message to get it all startedI am waiting to do the latter though. And looking at my bank account and thinking "hrmmm I don't know if that's enough" erk. But it's my own fault for going to bloody Texas.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:40,
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the taxman's fairly understanding, you don't absolutely have to pay the whole wodge of tax in one lumpbut yeah, don't get too far behind because he can fine you £60 a day if you piss him off
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I've got until October to submit itso it should be ok.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:44,
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taxes just do my swede inmy accountant used to explain it all to me and my eyes would glaze over, I ended up just asking him how much I owed then dropped a cheque on his desk and fucked off
he was an odd bloke, little thick glasses, long hair but totally bald on top, I don't think I ever had a masturbatory fantasy about him
stop me if I reach the too much information point won't you
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eurgh, the "long hair except bald in the middle" thing is really grossI want to know roughly how much I should be saving for tax, that's all. Hopefully they'll get back to me and it'll all be sorted and simple and then I can stop worrying about it and just keep putting my expenses in the software like a good little spangolin.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:53,
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there's the other business model where you spend all your tax money then declare bankruptcythat's worth considering too
my parrot's eating melon, how awesome is that?
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hah, that might panic the customers a bitmelon eh? Sounds messy.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:14,
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this is why i bank offshore and pay next to fuck all, shhh tho(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:45,
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oh mongyyou and your offshore accounts. Mind you I'd like a holiday to Barbados to withdraw a tenner.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:47,
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thing is, that's illegalother thing is, there's no way they can ever find out about it
so yeah, that
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I've had a decent sleep for a change but now my necks all stiff.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:45,
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The soles of my shoes have both cracked, Maffers. What's that all about?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:49,
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The cunts around me are talking about hideous shit they've bought at craft fairs.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:54,
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Oh lordI have some very flakey people close to me that buy all that shit. Make it poorly on your dining room table, call it 'handmade' then whack another tenner on it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:55,
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a white bit of wood with home sweet home written on it"it's sort of antiquey"
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:57,
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HahaMan, I'm in the wrong trade
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:57,
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I hate being lumped in with those cuntsand that fat lass Kirsty on the telly. Oooh look at this twee gingham tree decoration I made oooh a Christmas wreath made of my arse hair ooooh
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:56,
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who on earth lumps you in with these cunts?i'd never lump you in with other cunts.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:58,
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tends to all get termed as "crafts"(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:59,
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Murder is the only answer.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:11,
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to so many problems(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16,
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Mainly the problem of 'not being in jail for a long time'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:24,
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that all depends if you get caught(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:24,
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Well that's true(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:28,
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Big heart mirrors.Made of twigs.
ffs
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:55,
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I've seen a 'Good Luck Bag' that containedA Stone (somehow lucky)
A twig (again...wha?)
A plastic jewel (for healing or something)
And a few other bits of pocket tat, and it was about six quid!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:56,
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Christ.I say fair play to anyone who can flog shit like that. It's the cunts that buy it that deserve scorn.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:58,
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I knowI really should try to make something like that. As my honourable colleague Mr.Pig says below, some people will buy any old shit if you tell them it's magical in some way.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:00,
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That's Rear Admiral Pig to you sonny.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:05,
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The correct answer to any offer of 'lucky heather'is "Will it make me as lucky as you?"
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:12,
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Nah.I saw someone tell one of those old hags to fuck off with her fucking lucky heather once.
Some big bloke appeared from no where and assaulted him.
Like I say, someone should round up the gypsies and kill them.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:14,
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Some woman offered me heather once, I politely declinedand she told me to fuck off!! I was incredulous Baldmonkey. INCREDULOUS!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:15,
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I was in Credulous once.I bought a pen and a second hand map of eastern europe.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17,
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fuckig hippies will buy any old shit, if you tell them it's lucky or blessed or from a mystical spot. They are fucking idiots.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:59,
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just like homeopathy(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:00,
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i know wicca is possibly lurking, and i don't know if she is genuinely a wiccan, but in the spirit of being nice, no offence wicca, but I think modern paganism is the hugest pile of wank i've ever had the misfortune to encounter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:02,
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If I remember correctly, she isn't a wiccan. She just liked the name.She is, as she delights in sharing, a pantheist. though.
And people say I'm an attention seeking prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:10,
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having been on the same forum as her for however many yearsi didn't know she was a pantheist
i definitely would have noticed because it hilariously says 'pant heist'
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:19,
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Well, with observational skills like that, I can see why you are such a brilliant mod(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:28,
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My mistake.It's the being a pagan she likes to gloat about: www.b3ta.com/search/posts/29966?q=pagan
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:40,
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Yes.But everyone here is.
That's why she pretends to believe in a waki religion.
That's why gonzo pretends to have stories about the world outside his flat.
That's why adam pretends to be a stupid prick.
That's why you pretend you are trying to be a good mod while HELLARIUSLIE acting like a really really shit mod
That's why Two Hats has a bum chin
That's why supermatt fucks little boys
That's why spangolin is a girl
That's why SSG withers
That's why gilgamesh continues to have a mental breakdown online
That's why quinten shares his awesomeness.
Everyone here is seeking attention.
Why do I get singled out for it?
Not that I mind; I like the attention.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:55,
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My glorious chin is there because I like the attention?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04,
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See?You're banging on about it AGAIN.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:07,
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you've got it down to a fine artisn't two hats' chin hidden behind a 'beard'?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:17,
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In spite of that, my chin still projects beauty(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:22,
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You're a frying pantheistBecause you like fried food. Because you're a fat ballbag.
God, that was exhausting.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:23,
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It definitely wasn't a sex dreamYou do believe me, right?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:54,
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PhewWell I'm glad we put that to bed. Oh gosh, I mean...oh no :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:23,
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That's because you are.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:28,
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Good point.Well made.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:29,
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Oh yeah, it's all completely made up.Well, all religion is made up of course, but I mean made up recently.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:13,
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thisthe "worshipping the crown prince of zarlo, lizard king and all who sail in him" religions are just as stupid as the "we've been around for thousands of years" ones. Just because it's an older imaginary friend doesn't make it a more credible one.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:21,
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oh crikey yes, it's all hocum and bullshit. but the pagans do love to bang on about how they are an ancient and mystical people.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:24,
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mind you I think people can believe any amount of bullshit as long as they don't try to make me believe in it toowhatever gets you through rough times.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:50,
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I believe you want to nosh me off.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:01,
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I agree, i just wish they wouldn't speak to me
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:01,
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I don't agree.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04,
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I just ask that if they want to live in their whimsical fantasy land, they do it without insisting on "reading my aura" or "hearing from my spirit"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:22,
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hahaI bet my spirit sounds like swears
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:25,
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How would you respond if the person saying these things was doing it out of kindness?What I mean is, when my Dad died one of my friends said something about him looking down on me and all that stuff. Naturally I wanted to say 'that brings me no comfort because he's NOT looking down on me. He's dead and that's it"
But I was worried this would upset this person who, after all, was just trying to make me feel better.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:27,
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Fortunately people don't speak to me.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:30,
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I would ask them to respect the fact that neither me, nor my father, had any belief in their bullshit, and i was frankly upset at them for being so presumptuous as to think that forcing their belief system on to me, at a time when i am clearly fragile is anything other than very selfish.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34,
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KICK THEIR CUNT RIGHT OFFTELL THEM TO STICK YOUR DAD UP THEIR COCK END AND SHIT OUT SOME SPIRITUAL BULLSIT.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34,
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These are some interesting viewpoints Windy, thank you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:40,
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You should have said "Well that's nothing new, he looked down on me when he was alive"and then you could have both had a bittersweet chuckle.
Sorry
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:38,
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This would have been perfectWHERE WERE YOU THREE YEARS AGO??
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:41,
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There's probably a good answer to this.But I'm buggered if I know what it is.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:55,
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If I'm honest, the answer is probably "I bought them cheap on ebay".(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:59,
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Someone criticised me the other dayfor paying £27 for a pair of Nike trainers. Apparently I shouldn't be able to afford such 'luxuries' while supporting a family. I LOL'd.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:02,
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I was running a tab in the pub last night, instead of having to fuck about with money everytime i went to the bar, and one of the guys i was with told me that i shouldn't be able to afford to run a tab on my wages.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:03,
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How delightfully patronising(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:07,
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yeah, although he is one of those people who always seems to have an unneccesarily large amount of cash in his wallet, and makes sure you notice. Dickhead basically.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:10,
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Cool.Point him out to me when I come up.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:19,
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are you actually coming up, or is this one of those times i shower and shave for no reason?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:38,
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I really would like to.You get red kites round your way, don't you?
I just can't imagine when I will have the time at the mo' though.
And I can't imagine I'd genuinely be wanted. No one likes me anymore.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:46,
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I fucking loathe youbut I'll come with you if you want company.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:47,
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we have red kites fucking everywhere, if you want, we can go to my dads house and feed the fuckers (we're not supposed to feed them, but it's pretty cool)
Bring the little fat bald one and the giant one with you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:03,
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I'm not letting modolith in my car.He'd mod-edit my dashboard or some shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:05,
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I'm not getting in BM's carHe might make me piss on an orchestra or something
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:06,
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if you're feeding red kites can I come along tooI don't take up much room
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:19,
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GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:32,
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I've got the Jubillee week offAnyone else off that week? Got any plans?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:54,
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i go back to work that week :((
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:55,
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Hey, it's you!How are you dear?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:57,
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Arbitrary holiday ahoy!No I don't.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:56,
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It's a good onebecause I can have the whole week off and only take 3 days out of my allowance. FANX QUEEN!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:58,
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I'm listening to thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=E5K0aPGw9Rk&feature=fvst
it's making me do a sad. can I have a huggles plz?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:50,
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What is it?*hugglesses*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:00,
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it be beck doing everybody's gotta learn sometime.*swuggles*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:03,
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I'd like to hear that.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:09,
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I have a crippling personal space issue, I'm sorry MumplestiltskinHow about a firm handshake?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:03,
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and a weak harf-hearted smile?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04,
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HahaYeah, if you like.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:05,
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thread deletion is well LOL!!!what do you think is LOL?
share a lol story.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:39,
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Can we all just create a new thread and delete it??Please?
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:42,
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It does make the board all lovely and clean.And, you know, if we ALL do it, it wouldn't be a crime
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:44,
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Excellent advice as always Balders(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:46,
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Why botherIt looks like this
www.b3tards.com/u/0fcb2734f07769c5925f/talk_is_broken.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:43,
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Yeah.It looks LOVELY.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:44,
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I knowINCREDIBLE isn't it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:49,
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Well I AM fabulously wealthy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:50,
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Hey mumpsy,you've got a nice thread here, but when it's not top of the page, it can't be top in my heart.
soz.
x
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:43,
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bored of that nowhas anyone seen baldmonkey? I remembered what I was going to tell him. He's a prick.
pricks
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Alright Yeah Right Bollocks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:52,
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you seen that the beasties have been slapped with a lawsuit?nasty timing :(
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:56,
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really?what for?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 9:58,
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it sounds like a load of bollocksthey're being sued for using samples of other tracks on paul's boutique and one of their other albums
however, the law that prohibits this wasn't passed until after the albums were released *belms*
/edit: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/beastie-boys-lawsuit-pauls-boutique_n_1500901.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:00,
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looks like bollocks to me too, i can't imagine it'll do any real damage to them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:07,
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the riaa ruined sampling when they stopped allowing college samples(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:12,
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This thread seems to be going well.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 10:33,
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Ever get that feeling today is going to be utterly, utterly shit?Well, I've got that feeling right now.
How do you feel your day is going to be?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:08,
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oh great, it's adam.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:10,
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TerribleHey Adam
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:12,
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*half heartedly gets you on the flip-side*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:14,
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i gotta feelinthat tonights gonna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good good night
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I liked you when you were Quentin, Adam.Why can't you be more like Quentin? :(
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:22,
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cos when i was logging in i kept spelling my name wrongso i changed it to how my brain was spellling it
IS THAT OK WITH YOU
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you don't need to explain yourself to this prick Q(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:25,
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Stop whining then and spread the love, douchenozzle(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:29,
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Can't even get that right, can you?YOU ARE A RUBBISH ADAM I HATE YOU
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:33,
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oh man Q, he's trying to make you look like a prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:34,
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Alright I suppose, but then I don't break down into tears and cry over everything being utterly utterly shit if I can't find my stapler(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:16,
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You leave my fucking stationery out of this, you heartless bastard.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:18,
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Since when did anyone need a stapler to make tea?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:26,
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*makes 'quentin is good' sign*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:29,
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I try not to otherwise I'd throw myself under a bus(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:08,
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n n n n n n n n n nn n nn nn n n n nnn n n n n n n n nn n nn n n n n nn nn n nnnn
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:10,
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don't leave us hanging bro, what was the outcome?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:10,
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Probably best.Though you're self employed you must be happy.
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MONO!, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:40,
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that's a bit of an assumption.she might hate dinosaurs and hooded jumpers.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:46,
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What kind of useless flange decides to start a business doing something they hate?(
MONO!, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:47,
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I heard she has a chin fetish.And before she started dating Cr3 she rebuffed Robin "Robin "Newington" Johnson" Johnson.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:54,
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Hahahahahha hahahahahhaYeah that's what I thought too.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:55,
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The grass is always greener, so says my dealer.OH MAN, I just made that up, someone who smokes draw should use that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:57,
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What is wrong with the word cannabis?Cannabis. See. It's fine. Why all this business with marijuana? No one can spell marijuana. And all these silly names like skunk, J, shit, draw, snooking, blow, fintum, Mary Jane, taramasalata, frigate, Miss Scarlet, tourniquet, simper, tefal.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:01,
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WHAT?Oh fucking hell.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:06,
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Marijuana should be spelt marawahnana or something like that.I think they all mean different veriaties or something, I donno, I don't feel the need to self medicate (when my doctors do it so well for me).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:28,
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skunk is stronger than cannabis (I dunno if that's spelt right)draw is the same as cannabis, the herbal variety.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:39,
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i was bigging up your hoodies to a colleague yesterdayi think i've convinced her to get one instead of getting some onesie she was going to get
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:01,
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manolith: dog wreatling dino hoodie sales executive!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:04,
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Oh yeah, I was telling a friend about themShe seemed to want to buy one.
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MONO!, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:04,
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The wait time is about 8 weeksBut she's more than welcome to order
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:05,
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Aw thanks!Although if she likes onesies I'm doing a sale on those next week, bit of inside info for you there
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:05,
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i'll let her know :)hooray, more work for you!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:09,
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Hay dude, how's it going?I'm doing pretty good, iPhone should arrive today, can't wait.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:00,
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Hey, gonzo, I was going to say something to you but I can't remember what it was now.I remember thinking yesterday "I must tell gonzo about this" but I can't remember what "this" is.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:05,
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That's alright, if I'm not about when you think of it, post it in a new thread and someone will pass the message on, hopefully.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:29,
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i'm gonna have a yorkie bar before bed what about you(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:28,
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I had a cup of tea and a bowl of cereal(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:31,
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i'm ok for eating foood, i had some, probably sip some water before prayers(
mongychops, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:37,
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hey that's cool i was reading the book of wisdom the other day,there's some serious shit in that
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:54,
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JMG is BEHIND SSG in the forthcoming elections.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 8 May 2012, 23:38,
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i got the number of a bird the other day, she won in the council elections the other day(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:52,
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Oh Gobbo, that one from out of Goldie Lookin Chain's no bird.:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 0:35,
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I've got some wasabi-flavoured chocolateI'm wondering whether it's a delicious treat or a cruel joke. I might try it, but I'm scared of being massively disappointed.
What do you reckon, SSG?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:55,
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I'll try it and report back.edit: Can't bring myself to do it tonight. I'll let you know in due course.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 9 May 2012, 0:32,
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'Ning the LOVELY DEADLY jenpots.*Panders*
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:47,
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HURRAH!:D
*Extra panderings*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 22:19,
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Hello lovely lady! (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:57,
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Ow's things? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:15,
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Good thanks! Had me dear old mum to stay over the weekend, back to work tomorrow. Booooo.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:43,
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grand cheers, you alright mongy?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:45,
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how much did you win from that punt on charlton?if you're worried the fuzz might be watching, gaz me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:56,
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a nice lump, it'll come in handy, if i can find the fcking ticket, had 33-1(
mongychops, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:59,
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oh shit :'(that's harsh
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:00,
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You've never been one.Subjects became citizens in 1948, under the British Nationality Act. You lot born since are British Citizens.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:50,
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Yet another victim of British Imperialism.*sadface*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:07,
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i'd rather the queen tell me what to do rather than these shit cunts, she's alright the queen(
mongychops, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:11,
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Each to their own.We have a lovable little tiny man as head of state. Makes great speeches. Also writes, well, poems;
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/28/michael-d-higgins-poem
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:15,
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poems eh, that reminds me of vlad, he was a bit fruity, i miss him, gone too soon :((
mongychops, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:26,
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Don't get your head kicked in.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:38,
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alright mongyyou alright
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:47,
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Fine and dandy thanks mongy!(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:48,
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Well, hello The LOVELIEST HATD!*Panders*
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:53,
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*jumps*Oh that tickled!!!
HELLO STOODGE!
What's goin' on?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:58,
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RAINOGEDDON'S just started* here.*at 20:36GMT.
and Sodom'n'gommorah's just started on beeb4.
*Quick panderings*
'Later!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 22:02,
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meh, it is only 10, unless you have to fly a 747 in an hour yo'll be fine(
mongychops, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:07,
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Then either throw a tactical sickie for the morning now, or flash your knickers at teacher when you get in late tomorrow Chompy.That'll work, no doubt.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 22:08,
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Flying.I'm going to be an uncle again. It's a good day.
You?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:20,
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alright dave, how are the hats?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:10,
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I've crossed some kind of banterline(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:21,
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fuck me9 years today. Seems like a lifetime.
Edit: You bunch of cunts.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:01,
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Who the fuck are youand why won't you just die already
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:04,
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bollocksYou cunt faced cock smelling hare.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:52,
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yeah yeah, piss off back to your arsewarren you cockrabbit(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:37,
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I remember him Grrry.He used to be LOVELY.
Oh wait, no. That was Doc Preference.
Carry on.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 20:53,
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Well now that you mention it...(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:21,
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Well yeah, because you're STILL LOVELY Doc Pee.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:23,
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He is busy on the BBC4 doing hos intellectual thing
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:28,
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Grrrmachine seems to have succesfully summarised my feelings on this matter.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2012, 19:08,
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'Ning the AWESOME Win Pug.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 20:50,
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Looks like he ain't replying any more mongy.What a shitcunt.
you alright
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 20:49,
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It's LONGER THAN MADDIE HAD YOU INSENSETIVE BASTARD!ALWAYS IN R HARTS!
:(
HAPPY CANDLEDAY THE LOVELY DOC POP!
*Cakerapes*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 19:26,
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He might be by now.OMG WHAT HAS GRRRY DONE THIS TIME?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 20:48,
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Wikipedia says that you joined just after GW Bush did his mission accomplished stunten.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:00,
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Wait, we've never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time......(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 20:46,
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And on this very day 9 years ago microsoft admitted a serious flaw in their hotmail account securityThis can only mean he was the secret power behind the whitehouse, by subtly altering their internal email communications for his own dark ends.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:57,
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It's a good job that Grrry is using his blood to lubricate his monster truck then.And his bones as a rollcage.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:04,
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Well said The LOVELY Mooey.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 20:50,
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I'd love to care, I really would, I just don't. soz :'(perhaps if you were less beakering that might help.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:06,
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'Ning The AWESOME Emm Emm Pee Ess.I'm going to watch BBC4 for a bit now, because i'm interlexual and that innit.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:08,
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Unnatural History Of The Amazon.It's got boobs in.
I like boobs.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:23,
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unnatural boobs? ( . Y : )(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:24,
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I LUVESES ITV4 CAUSE I'M DEAD WELL SMARTZ ME!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:14,
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HURRAH!*Smarts fivesies*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:24,
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After reading the above/below comments (I can't remember where it posts it)I'm staying out of talk O.o
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thanks for letting us know.REPOST DIZ ON FAZESBOOK IF U LIEK!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:27,
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you're a LIARyou said you were'nt going to post here.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:30,
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Waaaaaaaah! /talk are MEAN!Fuck off back to QOTW then you flailing spastic shicunt mong autism crybaby.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:44,
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I already AM baldersINDIAN BOOBS ON BBC4!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:46,
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