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Do you even have a good threadrush any more?
Or is anything over 3 considered as such now?

It gives me The Fear that seeing this account hit 20 years old is even a remote possibility.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:36, archived)

Dunno

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mongychops, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:36, archived)

You still sit in the rain catching those fish things?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:40, archived)

Yes

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mongychops, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:42, archived)

Goodo

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:44, archived)

I'm very much a fair weather angler now, don't do the cold anymore

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mongychops, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:47, archived)

I know right?
I always thought the cold-aversion thing would come on gradually as I passed 50, but nooooo, that shit happens almost overnight and much sooner.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:49, archived)

I used to be fine , then I turned 40 and now once I'm cold I'm fucked

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mongychops, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:53, archived)

I just made the whole "old" thing worse too...
"Easty" will be just past 30 now. Might even have spawned. WTF? Passing of time etc. ffs.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:57, archived)

SOMEONE PUSH THIS SHIT THREAD DOWN THE BOARD.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:28, archived)

Hi Dave.
I mean, there are loads of accounts that are going to turn 20 in the end, and most of them are better than yours because they don't post this sort of boring drivel or, in fact, anything anymore.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:38, archived)

You're shit. You broke it.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:38, archived)

I think it's you that is shit.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:39, archived)

I'm just bored, I don't dislike you as much as it may appear.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:41, archived)

I'd be happier if you never posted again.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:46, archived)

I can see why they had a vote of no confidence in you.
Bad times. ;-(
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:48, archived)

Dunno

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:38, archived)

no such thing as a good threadrush

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:42, archived)

I only just noticed the linkify button.
Seeing it has distracted me from whatever I was going to type here.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:47, archived)

shit on me

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$$ ✅, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:45, archived)

faecality!

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:48, archived)

haha, yes.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:50, archived)

Needs more Bollocks Parrot.
Squawk!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:47, archived)

Pretty soon your b3ta account will be old enough to drink.
And it probably should.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:48, archived)

HOLY SHIT FUCKERY
Aardvark, you live?!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:50, archived)

In the flesh!
Well, in the text. I took some time off from here but I'm occasionally back now.

Hello Mr Trouser. How's you?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:51, archived)

Same. I drop in twice a year to see who gets the most upset.
As for how I am - still marching toward death at the same agonising pace.

I still slightly miss BoB. Maybe it can come back one day.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:53, archived)

I'm sure these days the kids would want to set up a Google Hangout
or do Instagramming or Snapchatting or something awful like that.

If Frank was here he'd know what to do.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:56, archived)

Google Hangout?
Good grief no. I hear they're all on "Discord" or some shit now.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:58, archived)

Shows how "with it" I am.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:59, archived)

It's ok, it's better that way.
The yoofs only make you angry when you know what they're up to.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:03, archived)

haha good one david trousers !!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:53, archived)

elo
alright?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:58, archived)

bit upset tbh

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:07, archived)

Oh dear.
Collateral damage.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:08, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 5:58, archived)

2 early 2 furious

(97800, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:02, archived)

I'm furious as I type this

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:13, archived)

I hope your day improves

(97800, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:18, archived)

Hello there Grrr.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:31, archived)

fuck off you provincial hick

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:46, archived)

How's the new job?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:52, archived)

starts in 10 days
wrapping up the old job today and then having a week off.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 7:31, archived)

that's nice dear
morning
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 7:33, archived)

Kippers behind the radiator

(97800, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:07, archived)

+ Smoke me a
~~s behind the radiator~~
+ I'll be back for breakfast.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:31, archived)

I hope it goes well.
We're all super proud of you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:18, archived)

I've received some absolutely gushing farewell emails today
I think a few of my team might have a crush on me.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:55, archived)

Tell them the email was nice,
But the best farewell is a tenner each in the leaving card.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:36, archived)

Happy Pudsey day, everyone.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 7:37, archived)

the least appreciated Addams Family member

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 7:52, archived)

Have a wonderful International Day for Tolerance

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$$ ✅, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:18, archived)

I will not.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:18, archived)

don't ruin this day for me
I need this
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$$ ✅, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:23, archived)

I can't stand shit like this

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:55, archived)

I see it as a challenge.
I'm selling "Internet Tears Collection Jugs". You'll need more than one if you play the game properly.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:44, archived)

A steatopygous morning to you and your kin.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:18, archived)

that's not even a real dinosaur

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:56, archived)

Let's rock, let's rock
C'mon everybody, let's rock
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:35, archived)

I had one of those mega poops this morning and my guts have felt sort of free and light all morning.
The human body is truly one of nature's miracles.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:45, archived)

Just work that body, work-work your body

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:53, archived)

dunno if this is Jive Bunny or Twisted Sister

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:57, archived)

Harlem World Crew

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:11, archived)

Might listen to some Christmas carols this weekend.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:12, archived)

don't be silly, no one ever chooses to listen to Christmas carols

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:25, archived)

No-one chooses to listen to the shite pop remixes and Maria Carey breathy Tesco Value croon-a-thons played in shopping malls.
Might dig out my CD of Nine Lessons and Carols from King's Cambrige, tho'.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:29, archived)

Jesus Christ yeti, have a bit of self respect.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:36, archived)

Judge me by my tastes in music, would you?
I think we all know that sort of treatment is reserved for McBeef.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:39, archived)

bellend is the funniest insult,
and more useful than ever, i think
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 22:52, archived)

bellend a carlisle

(97800, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 23:25, archived)

knows what that's worth

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 23:31, archived)

bellend is a place on Earth

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 23:58, archived)

I propose a vote of no confidence in Windy Pig
he is not the man to lead us into threads in these turbulent times
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:05, archived)


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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:11, archived)

alright 'Jacob'

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:12, archived)

yeah, not bad cheers

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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:12, archived)

cheers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:16, archived)

#notinmyname

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:30, archived)

Sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling "LAA LAA LAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" y/n?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 14:43, archived)

the people have spoken m8

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 15:00, archived)

This democracy lark is overrated sometimes.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 15:05, archived)

Deffo y
Happy candles, my sockpuppet account I made on the same day
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 17:05, archived)

Happy candles yo'self, brotha from another mutha.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 17:50, archived)

happy b-day, hotfuck

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 17:51, archived)

I'll propose a fucking movement.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 15:08, archived)

always wipe until nothing remains

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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 15:11, archived)

Fucking 9.5gb update to play cod, I'm going pub

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mongychops, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 15:29, archived)

Good shout.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 16:21, archived)

Hello, just popping in to say I'm resigning as well
Ta ta

EDIT: Fuck, sorry about the fire
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 17:04, archived)

alright mupps

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 19:05, archived)

Hello again.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:27, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:30, archived)

Y

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:37, archived)

what do you want this time?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:31, archived)

We had some gypsys try and break in to the new yard.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:37, archived)

woah enough with the ethnic slurs pls
how do you know they were "gypsies"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:41, archived)

Covered in lucky heather.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:44, archived)

Are you resigning as Brexit minister?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:37, archived)

I'll resign you as Brexit minister in a minute.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:38, archived)

Promises, promises.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:39, archived)

[ ambassador ferraro rocher quote ]

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:39, archived)

[wolf kahler trivia]

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:42, archived)

I might get some ferrero rocher

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:46, archived)

rafaelo are better

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:58, archived)

I'll give you a tenner if you sit on it

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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:40, archived)

Goves been offered the job as Brexit minister.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:44, archived)

offer still stands

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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:35, archived)

I bet that's not the only thing that still stands
IYKWIM
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:39, archived)

oh I do

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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:59, archived)

I want to say to my right honourable friend
blah blah blah deliver blah blah future framework .. blah blah ... end free movement
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:41, archived)

The lads in the workshop that, a few years ago, were frothing at the mouth at the prospect of a Brexit,
And kicking all the forrins out. Are now annoyed that "It's in all the newspapers all the time. I don't care any more"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:46, archived)

I should move to Britain

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:51, archived)

The strong and stable government we need to fully deliver the democratic willy of the people

(97800, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:53, archived)

I enjoyed a free movement, this morning.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:56, archived)

I was a hard boarder

(97800, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:57, archived)

was it cheeseburgers?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:58, archived)

They're held up at customs.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:09, archived)

Woah, threadrush, man.
Things are getting serious in the office this afternoon: I've stripped down to my t-shirt. I am also fukken knackered and can't wait for the weekend.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:14, archived)

you should start a new thread

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:23, archived)

There's not much going on in this one, certainly.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:27, archived)

It's a shame.
Rees Mogg has put up a vote of no confidence.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:31, archived)

Ah, Rees Mogg.
The only man who simultaneously represents the long-standing tradition and the bleeding edge of Tory stupidity.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:34, archived)

Hard Windy Pexit

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:32, archived)

Time for parliamentary musical chairs

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:38, archived)

Exactly.
That's why there's no point in having a vote of no confidence. Theresa May doesn't have a clue what she's doing but neither does anybody else, so it's not as if there were a genius waiting in the wings.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 13:43, archived)

Hello there.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 7:21, archived)

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Help me Obi Windy  ()''()-.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 7:41, archived)

Fuck off you nerd

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 7:58, archived)

rude

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:31, archived)

It's about time all you non-nerds left the Internet.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 9:10, archived)

Hi WP

(97800, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:06, archived)

Yo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:15, archived)

brexit

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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:09, archived)

brexit means brexit

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:13, archived)

means brexit means brexit means brexit

(97800, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:15, archived)

+ make teabags make tea

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 9:33, archived)

It's all kicking off

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:15, archived)

shit hitting the fan

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$$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 9:18, archived)

Tory party imploding, I'm delighted.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:28, archived)

If we do leave Europe, what then will the Tory party tear itself apart over?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:15, archived)

The best way to exterminate poor people.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 12:18, archived)

Put some effort in, man: it's my birthday.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:30, archived)

Well won't you just look at that.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:33, archived)

I must confess it took even me by surprise.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:34, archived)

Did you know your betaday is the same day as frisbees actual birthday.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:37, archived)

I did not know that but now I do.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:42, archived)

why do you know that dingus' actual birthday?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:51, archived)

We're mates.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:00, archived)

gutted

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:13, archived)

Arthur brown

(97800, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:40, archived)

and I bring you
candles.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:48, archived)

happy b3taday

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 11:54, archived)

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 8:50, archived)

Please don't appropriate my culture

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 9:56, archived)

what you need is a damn good whacking

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:19, archived)

And hello to you too

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 9:31, archived)

Monk

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:00, archived)

Hi winds

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mongychops, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:17, archived)

better wear a coat then ahahahaha

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:27, archived)

We have a right laugh here

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mongychops, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:31, archived)

it's literally the best forum I know of

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 10:33, archived)

Alright M

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 11:53, archived)

I don't have any tattoos, I consider them a gross waste of money and for cunts, but I assume most of you do , why ?

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:36, archived)

I don't have any either.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:41, archived)

i don't either, soz
i am an award winning tattoo designer though
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:46, archived)

Awkward poo dispenser more like

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:58, archived)

occasionally
more as i'm getting older
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:20, archived)

I've wanted them since I was a child
Waited till my mid-20's before getting any, just in case I grew out of it. All my tattoos mean something to me and are, for the most part, kept covered
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:52, archived)

My kids' names on my forearm because I have a terrible memory

(97800, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:53, archived)

I got my kids name's on my fishing rods,the ledge of carp fishing who made them called me a nob

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:57, archived)

~~fishing rods,the ledge of carp fishing who made them called me a~~
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:41, archived)

His kid must have a really short name

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 23:55, archived)

Ed

(97800, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 0:07, archived)

Bet it's not in capital letters

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 0:21, archived)

My skin is clear.
I appreciate good ink work, though, and would probably get some done if a) I wasn't scared of needles and b) I'd ever thought of anything I'd want tattooed onto me. I know some people with utterly cringeworthy scribbles on themselves, and I don't really need to be looking like even more of a prick than I already am.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 19:56, archived)

you should get your stupid fucking moustache tattooed on your face

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:21, archived)

A mate of mine has a moustache tattooed on her finger
Fucking spaz that she is
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:16, archived)

I, too, have a friend - also a woman, as it happens - with a tattoo like this.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:20, archived)

this is fascinating.

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:22, archived)

Does she also have "shhh!" tattooed on her other index finger?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:23, archived)

Not I know of,
although it's been a year or two since I've seen her so it's conceivable she's since has one like that done.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:32, archived)

Hand tattoos say prison to me
Much like face tattoos say fucking moron
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:35, archived)

I once saw a fellow in Sainers Local who had 'I am a cunt' tattooed across the back of his neck.
It looked like a prison tattoo.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:38, archived)

Probably done while he was passed out
either that or while restrained
(97800, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:41, archived)

I went to school with a spectacularly thick guy
who wanted to carve "MURDER" into his arm using a compass needle, except he made the letters too big and only had enough space to write "MURDE".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:59, archived)

Sounds like a badly spelled attempt at a French obscenity.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 22:39, archived)

The guy in the clink you've really got to watch out for is the one with HATE tattooed on one set of knuckles
and HATE tattooed on the other set of knuckles, too.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 22:41, archived)

I've got one on each shoulder at the moment.
Nebulous plans to expand the collection at some point in time.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:25, archived)

none
but I fancy a Basquiat crown on my left forearm, and a Keith Haring dancer on my right forearm.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:30, archived)

Marks for originality, I gotta say.
Do the motifs have any personal significance or are you just into the aesthetic?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:49, archived)

they just look cool
So many awful tattoos of owls, clocks etc.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:52, archived)

Dolphins, stars, tribal nonsense etc., that a lot of tattooists these days will flat-out refuse to do.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:54, archived)

Dolphins are cunts

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:24, archived)

strikethrough l lol

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:43, archived)

You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves: I am the Lord

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$$ ✅, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:35, archived)

lol gashes

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:37, archived)

How does God feel about the occasional prince albert

(97800, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:51, archived)

no gashes or incisions yet he insists on circumcision, wot a weirdo eh

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:54, archived)

Surely you're not suggesting there are any inconsistencies in Judeo-Christian dogma.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:54, archived)

I would if anything in my life had meaning enough to be symbolically represented

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:49, archived)

It's OK, Grrry: they do tattoos of cars these days.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:59, archived)

dunno which one I'd get though
I've had my beemer for a decade but the Viva GLS was my true love
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:03, archived)

~~had my~~ been a
ee um
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:34, archived)

my only tattoo is your name on my heart x

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 20:56, archived)

Oh, and Kerry Katona on my bumhole

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:00, archived)

Best place for her

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:13, archived)

^ Terence Bent D'Arby

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:04, archived)

Blue Star got in a right fucking humph with me on FB the other day
because I said anyone with facial tattoos was obviously at best a homeless drug addict, at worst a Neo-Nazi thug or Russian pimp, and *of course* she has a mate with a facial tattoo, who is all like "well maybe YOUR the real Nazi" and so on and so forth.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:19, archived)

Blue Star posted me a family pack of Crunchies once
which is better than filming a vignette of chiucking some Double Deckers in a bin.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:22, archived)

Nah, that video was well lol.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:35, archived)

*chiuckles*

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:40, archived)

neva 4get

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:44, archived)

They're really nice people once you get to know them, and overlook the fact that they've done something knowing full well it will make other people judge them negatively and feed their victim complex

(97800, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:25, archived)

But thinking less than favourably of anyone who's done this is clearly akin to racism and genocide.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:31, archived)

Hitler does love a swastika but you don't see him getting one on his forehead now do you

(97800, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:33, archived)

Even Hitler knew that hippies were absolute wrong-uns.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:36, archived)

you can't say Hitler

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:39, archived)

Be more like Hitler, is the moral of today's story

(97800, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:39, archived)

There was a bloke that would occasionally go in my local with a full on facial maori tattoo.
But it had been gone over multiple times, and turned into a brown-green mess, if he was more than a couple of meters away it looked like he'd blacked up.

He was, unsurprisingly, fucking mental.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 22:33, archived)

jsut won my first Victory Royale in Fortnite
might get a tattoo of that
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:45, archived)

You have to post a video of you flossing in your living room first.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:58, archived)

My personal best is 2nd place.
Not in Fortnite, just in general.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 22:42, archived)

Was it Wildheart who had his user number tattooed.
Bet he feels silly now he's flounced.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 21:46, archived)

Maybe he could go on that Tattoo Fixers program, get it covered up with something massive that has no meaning whatsoever.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 22:44, archived)

I wonder what kind of embarrassing shit Tim Commerford is hiding

(97800, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 23:48, archived)

i considered it many times
most of my friends have them, but I could never decide on anything that wasn't shit.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 0:24, archived)

I have a snake
tattooed around my whole body.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 1:33, archived)

So much for the morning thread.
Now what?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:41, archived)

we make love
physically
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$$ ✅, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:43, archived)

Lunch in an hour and a bit.
Tonight I'm going to be massaged and kneaded and squeezed by the hands of a beautiful laydee. Eh lads eh eh etc.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:45, archived)

are you now or have you at any time been a practicing homosexual?

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:51, archived)

Wasn't that the opening gambit of a QC in a famous case to destabilise a hostile witness?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:53, archived)

That's what she said.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:56, archived)

I'm sure I read it in a book in my local library when I was a teenager and wanted to be a forensic pathologist.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:12, archived)

It's a line from porridge

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:13, archived)

Ah, fair enough so.
I've never watched Porridge so that can't be where I heard it, but +1 for my general knowledge.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:19, archived)

Porridge was pretty good.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:20, archived)

Alright, Goldilocks.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:23, archived)

what, with his feet? Who would have him.

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$$ ✅, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:54, archived)

:)

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:55, archived)

Not sure.
Got very little motivation to do any work today that's for sure.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:56, archived)

do you mind
show a bit of respect for those Coventrians who died 78 years ago today
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 10:59, archived)

I never done it.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:00, archived)

where were you on the night in question?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:13, archived)

What did they die of?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:02, archived)

dunno it was all a bit chaotic that night

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:09, archived)

You're being very vague,
Starting to think you've got something to hide.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:20, archived)

a bit of heavy rain

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$$ ✅, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:10, archived)

They all cut their own heads off while combing their hair.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:21, archived)

one of them touched a girl and they all got the lurgee

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:37, archived)

Wank/poo combo?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:20, archived)

wank 'em if you got 'em

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 11:34, archived)

non-nerd thread
alright
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 17:47, archived)

alright
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 17:59, archived)

Susanna Dinnage y/n

(97800, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 21:35, archived)

n

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 21:43, archived)

LOL

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 18:28, archived)

Yo mano , sup

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mongychops, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 18:36, archived)

forgot about this thread, lol

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 0:51, archived)

must be all that meditating you do

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 6:09, archived)

It's going to be a very short thread

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 18:42, archived)

Revenge of the nerds!
*pranks*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 18:47, archived)

WE GOT BUSH!

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 19:35, archived)

alright

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 18:55, archived)

After 6 weeks
The biscuit place finally got back to me. They want me to go in for a second interview next Wednesday
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 19:34, archived)

They'd be crackers not to hire you.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 19:44, archived)

^big wheel

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 23:12, archived)

Nice

(97800, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 19:47, archived)

No, hob nobs

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 19:56, archived)

Only my closest friends call me that

(97800, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 20:01, archived)

Do you nob all your closest friends?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 20:11, archived)

"Biscuit" is French for "twice cooked".
They have turned the heat on you once during interview, and now they will do so again. Your future is biscuity.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 20:13, archived)

I've always refused 2nd interviews, but good luck

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mongychops, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 20:35, archived)

Thanks
I need this
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 21:18, archived)

FIG ROLLS!

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 0:53, archived)

Wayo

(97800, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 19:47, archived)

oh hi

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 19:47, archived)

who the hell are you?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 0:53, archived)

another banned poster :(

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 14 Nov 2018, 7:00, archived)

Welcome! to Shooting /talk.
Welcome! wherever you /walk.
I like dentures!
She likes paint!
Come along and let's play Shooting /taaaaaaaaaalk!

I cannyot be arsed today, Keptin. It feels like Friday and it's only Tuesday. What else feels like something it isn't?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 13:31, archived)

I just sent summat to Peedie Borthwick
pretty sure that's slang for a nonce
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 13:41, archived)

Sounds like a minor character from Rab C. Nesbitt.
or possibly The Beano.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 13:43, archived)

Morning

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 6:36, archived)

Now that it is finally safe to do so, I feel it only right that I and others come forward with our stories, just so history does not remember him as whiter than white, and people finally realise what kind of monster he was beneath the kindly public facade

(97800, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 7:07, archived)

I ent dead m8

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 7:24, archived)

sick day
fuck it all
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 7:18, archived)

You could say that.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 7:23, archived)

All of your morning are belong to us.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 8:19, archived)


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broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 8:34, archived)

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$$ ✅, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 8:35, archived)

apart from when his death was announced on the news, I don't think I had ever heard of Stan Lee outside of this forum

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 8:39, archived)

That's OK, we're not going to throw rocks at you.
Maybe pebbles.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 8:51, archived)

you probably know his sister Sara Lee

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$$ ✅, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 8:58, archived)

Given his talent for self promotion,
this is quite an achievement.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 9:04, archived)

Comic books are for kids and nerds and the film's are all shit and he was 95 so it was about time the cunt died.
Waste of resources keeping old Alzheimery dicks alive.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:03, archived)

You say "nerds" like that's a bad thing.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:07, archived)

you are film's are we led it off the road

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:14, archived)

Just had some light, fluffy and delicious chocolate brownies that a colleague made last night.
I could get used to this.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:10, archived)

*coughcoughcough* morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:30, archived)

^ Bob Fleming

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:32, archived)

TB?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 10:33, archived)

Chest infection

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Nov 2018, 13:01, archived)

RIP Stan Lee

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 18:54, archived)

...into little tiny pieces

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:14, archived)

I liked that time he talked about the incredible hulk's penis

(97800, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:22, archived)

I've seen it
mine's bigger
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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:25, archived)

grrrrrnnnnnnggh... I really did it once.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 23:27, archived)

wow
both surprising and not surprising at all
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:33, archived)

have a bereavement supper of chips and mushy peas
his favourite
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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:10, archived)

Saves having to spot his cameos

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:33, archived)

they'll just cgi him in

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:36, archived)

From what I heard
They've already got a portrait of him to hang on various walls in future marvel films
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:49, archived)

nude?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 19:56, archived)

MODS111@!!!!!!!!!

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mongychops, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:11, archived)

untouchable

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:54, archived)

The caste system is often wrong...but

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mongychops, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 21:41, archived)

pervert

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:12, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S02E18/JOWe3K7XM8FN5WA46oXLIlZ_8AQ=.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:54, archived)

Possibly

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:14, archived)

oh, there's more to come I'm sure

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:11, archived)

disgusting

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 21:59, archived)

My mother's side of the family were/are Lee's, I hope he has a proper turnout . Horses the lot. Rip

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mongychops, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:06, archived)

and some nice sandwiches at the wake

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:11, archived)

I went to one that had smashing halves of sausages on the bar, great wake , proper full on

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mongychops, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:15, archived)

Aw, maaaaaaaaan.
#sadtiemz
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:14, archived)

good innings though

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:16, archived)

That it was, and he certainly packed a lot into his 95 years on this mortal coil.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 20:21, archived)

thank you Mr. Lee for your wok
aged 95 one is allowed to pass
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 23:40, archived)

Morning thread
I'm late thus morning, both to b3ta and going to work
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 7:51, archived)

big willie style

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 7:56, archived)

once upon a beter dreary, willie morninged, weak and weary

(97800, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:05, archived)

Quoth the bumhole
Nevermore
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:15, archived)

alright, captain impatient

(97800, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:29, archived)

Yeah, not bad

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:33, archived)

Morning
I'm pleasantly surprised by how well I slept and how mild the weather is today
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:15, archived)

Morning, fellow latecomer.
I love waiting 40 minutes in the cold and rain for the bus, me. A strongly-worded internet missive is about to be dispatched to the local transport authority.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:34, archived)

I used to have to catch the first bus of the morning, when I was unloading lorries.
Regularly just didn't turn up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:59, archived)

I cannot fathom why buses are so shit.
Fair enough, they're subject to traffic conditions and so on, but the entire industry seems to be tainted with an attitude of "can't be arsed".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:02, archived)

I had some sympathy - if my job involved driving a bus at 6am, I'd likely not show up either.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:15, archived)

and the pay is pretty shit too

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:18, archived)

If you don't feel like driving a bus at 06:00, which objectively I can understand...maybe don't become a bus driver?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:23, archived)

Given this was a regular occurrence, I don't think the operator was all that bothered by no one wanting the early shift.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:27, archived)

I think I prefer coaches to trains for several hour journeys.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 10:47, archived)

shit on me

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:40, archived)

Bill Witherzzz

(97800, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:48, archived)

bet I'm laterer

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 8:55, archived)

Don't forget to take down your giant poppies by the end of the week.
It's bad luck to leave them up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:00, archived)

keeping mine up for a hundred years

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:19, archived)

my willy of course

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:19, archived)

If I should die, think only this of me:

That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever dollars' turgid member.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 9:31, archived)

Hello forum chumstains, how's it going?
I've just been enjoying next door's remembrance sunday firework display
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 20:44, archived)

I have a chest infection
Again. Also, the mental seems to think my spare time should be used making socks for her doll. Why are people such annoying cunts?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:10, archived)

Hope you feel better soon.
My wife insisted that our 2 year old should design the halloween pumpkin this year despite the fact that I've always been brilliant at it.
This is what she came up with
ibb.co/niJWcq
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:19, archived)

It was a complete fucker to carve
ibb.co/h9YWcq
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:20, archived)

And I felt very guilty after the look he gave me when I put him in the food waste
ibb.co/ghOxHq
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:21, archived)

should've blown it up

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manolith hooray for me, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:30, archived)

Yes, if I'd thought about it I could have kept him until today, then stuffed him full of fireworks and set light to him by the war memorial as a moving tribute to all the soldiers who got blown up.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:37, archived)

Bit harsh, and anyway what about the pumpkin, oh ahaha

(97800, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 22:34, archived)

i did it once, years ago
it looks cool
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 23:05, archived)

That does look cool

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 23:55, archived)

cheers

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 0:00, archived)

Job well done if you ask me.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:36, archived)

That's certainly. .....unique

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 11 Nov 2018, 21:32, archived)

poo squeak, more like

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Nov 2018, 0:01, archived)

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