A great movie.
I can imagine watching the needle swing for about 2 hours. About as much fun as leprosy.

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sun 20 Jul, 3:41, Reply)

Probly been done..

(sockhead has been wearing his sock since long before, Sun 20 Jul, 3:25, Reply)

Probably but i'm glad you posted it, even if it is maddie related.
woo.
( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 3:26, Reply)

everyone knows maddy was eaten by a dingo
/ac
(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 3:27, Reply)

Awesomeness

G'nite!
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 2:05, Reply)

Man I used to look so hot.
Niiight.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:06, Reply)

silly 4chan
when will they learn...

50k perhaps?
( Miss Scunner sets sail for Portmanteau, Sun 20 Jul, 2:08, Reply)

I'll gaz you tomorrow btw.
I've been busy/lazy as of late.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:10, Reply)

Looks a lot like a Dave I once worked with..
Dave, is that you?
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 2:09, Reply)

No, it's Rake
...and he'd be cross if he knew I used this pic.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 2:11, Reply)

he can be as cross as he likes.
What's he going to do? Attack you with his Babyliss curlers?
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 2:14, Reply)

Can't you see his third, disembodied hand in the bottom right?

( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 2:15, Reply)

I assumed
that was his wanking hand being as he'd need the other two to fend off hordes of screaming girls after his manly figure.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 2:18, Reply)

This I doubt.

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:25, Reply)

ah. My young padawan is learning to spot te signs
that will make women run a thousand yards over broken glass to get away from a man who takes no interest in his appearance.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 2:30, Reply)

a) I have had women interested in me. I'm just good at either
arseing things up. or picking they are big nutters and avoiding them. (technically, the one I arsed up was around the bend)

b) Long hair and beard does not mean no interest or effort in appearance.

c) at least //edit: 2/3 2 or 3 people I know with birds have less interest in their appearance AND hygiene than myself.
(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:34, Reply)

No.
But he owns a vicious dwarf. VICIOUS!
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 2:16, Reply)

what you mean you?

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:26, Reply)

I scrolled down...
Nice Cock!
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 2:33, Reply)

ta, jealous?
:)
(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:36, Reply)

Not jealous...
...just envious. It's a beautiful cock, indisputably.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 2:38, Reply)

you too can have a beautiful cock
just google images "rooster" like I did :P
(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:40, Reply)

Ever been to...
Melbourne?
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 2:41, Reply)

nup surprisingly.
Is that where you are?
(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:44, Reply)

Negative
I'm at the bottom of a bottle of Mickey's.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 2:45, Reply)

( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:13, Reply)

Ah, the primary schools finished for summer today didn't they?

( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 2:15, Reply)

Disclosure: this is NOT me

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:20, Reply)

Duh. It's not train-y enough.
That's just a joke which doesn't get old.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:21, Reply)

are you sure? I think it's heading down the wrong track

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:25, Reply)

I'm going to ignore that pun. Just don't do it again.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:29, Reply)

I CAN PUN ALL DAY I CAN PUN ALL DAY AND YOU STILL COULDN'T HIT ME!!

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:35, Reply)

Ignor'd.
ಠ_ಠ
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:38, Reply)

I've had you on ignore for ages.
I even ignore myself from time to time when I'm being a whinging arse.
(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:39, Reply)

Your finger must be bloody sore in that case.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 20 Jul, 2:46, Reply)

From ignoring myself? Indeed. In fact I should do it again.
I'm trying not to whinge or self-depricate for humour (most of which was taken for whinging. unfortunately).
(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 3:04, Reply)

Filesize is the cancer that is killing /board/

( idonthaveafunnynickname is sober on St Patrick's Day, Sun 20 Jul, 3:36, Reply)

Fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!


with moosick
www.b3ta.com/links/I_Wanna_Fry_Sky_High
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 20 Jul, 2:00, Reply)

I don't think I understand you, Dek.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:02, Reply)

he's frying high

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 20 Jul, 2:03, Reply)

So how come you got banned?

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:04, Reply)

for impersonating a shepherd

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 20 Jul, 2:06, Reply)

ah so lacist! Roo Raff at my aksent! I say frying and you think of flyingpan!

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:28, Reply)

LATE NIGHT THREAD. Where do you view B3ta from? OR, what's on your desktop?
Uhoh I'll just abandon this thread, post a picture and then run away giggling like a loon. I STILL WANT TO SEE PICTURES, PEOPLES.


( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 1:59, Reply)

OH WOW, TTSSATTSR, WHAT A GREAT IDEA FOR A THREAD. THIS WILL TOTALLY GET REPLIES AND WONT BE OVERLOOKED.


Click for bigger (52KB)
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:01, Reply)

Fuck I was going to reply, but now you're being arsey I won't.
Then I'll delete this post.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 20 Jul, 2:03, Reply)

Figures.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:03, Reply)

Statistics.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 20 Jul, 2:04, Reply)

Right now, I'm lying in bed with my laptop
And about to turn it off and go to bed.

I usually use my laptop-plugged-into-TV setup, though.
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 2:02, Reply)

I liked your old name way better :)

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:04, Reply)

Its 109kb
www.b3tards.com/u/3631c8590be2b41a92c2/myroom.png
( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 2:08, Reply)

Malibu?! GIRL DRINK GIRL DRINK.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:09, Reply)

So i've been told.
I don't drink it often though.
Mainly other spirits.
( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 2:12, Reply)

I'll stick with my Jaeger. :)

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:25, Reply)

mmmmmm Jaeger

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:39, Reply)

bored enough

( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:10, Reply)

Oh man that's epic. Been browsing 4chan for jb?

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:11, Reply)

The two on the right
are official pics from the tATu website.
The one of the left... well... maybe :)
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:15, Reply)

Rumbled. But seriously you've really got a perculiar desktop and array of things. So much so that at first I really believed you just found this on the web.
Nutter :)
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:17, Reply)

I wish!
Then I might have more pics of that delightful young lass.

What I can say though is that according to the EXIF data, the pic was taken in 2007 with an Olympus S300D :)
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:24, Reply)

I'm sure if you lurk /r/ some'll pop-up.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:27, Reply)

Yeah
problem is my ISP has a transparent proxy and the proxy keeps getting banned *sigh*
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:32, Reply)

Oh you have one of those rotating minotaurs.
Sort of nice but mostly pointless feature.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 20 Jul, 2:13, Reply)

Actually all three of them rotate but
they don't autorotate the image. I need to tell the video driver to do that.
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:16, Reply)

Bad choice of wording, I assumed they were the same minotaurs.
The one I've seen had a little button next the power and screen settings which just flipped the image instantly.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 20 Jul, 2:18, Reply)

Yeah, I've seen them too.
I've also seen ones that are smart enough that you just twist and the hinge detects the twist and takes care of it all.
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:21, Reply)

it depends where I'm sat in the house.


Click for bigger (399KB)



Click for bigger (319KB)
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 2:12, Reply)

Yeah, Aquatint Gloss!

( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 2:13, Reply)

You really have got the sweetest set-up. It hurts me to think how much this all set you back.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:14, Reply)

I bought
a 32" HD LCD from ebuyer for the spare bedroom but it's pretty crap so I'm probably going to add it as a second monitor to the box I'm on now. Means I have to sacrifice SLI to use it as a gaming monitor so I'll be doing a card reshuffle tomorrow night.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 2:21, Reply)

It'd rule to live in your house.
Ed: I ordered my Vaio today. It's pretty meagre, but I'm happy.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:22, Reply)

I'm sure you could.
I'd find plenty to keep you busy. You'd run off the first time my wife came home and gave you the "stare".
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 2:24, Reply)

Sounds mighty menacing :(

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:29, Reply)

here

( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Sun 20 Jul, 2:21, Reply)

Fuck!

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:23, Reply)

I'm not entirely convinced
that monitors that large are required on the desk :)
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:25, Reply)

haha
they're not, while listening to normal music i use the smaller pc speakers next to them :p

i use those large speakers when practicing with teh band, as we use that room.
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Sun 20 Jul, 2:26, Reply)

TBH I doubt they're even needed then :)
Unless you're all wearing ear protection!
(yes, someone here with partial hearing loss due to too large speakers as a youngster... :))
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 2:49, Reply)

haha nice

( Shada is making a post on the internet, Sun 20 Jul, 2:26, Reply)

I've got a screenshot...but it was too small to get my desk/monitor and what not in

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Sun 20 Jul, 2:30, Reply)

Nice pearoast, shitbucket.

( ClanSoul HENRY THE HOOVERFISH™!, Sun 20 Jul, 2:32, Reply)

My hovel in the redwoods.


PS- Babyliss!
( cowcat Proud member of the Coalinga Youth Hospice, Sun 20 Jul, 3:26, Reply)

ooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
night all

( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul, 1:48, Reply)

haha
how bizzare
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Sun 20 Jul, 1:53, Reply)

Leave It to Cleaver

It had to hurt.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 1:32, Reply)

You're on the wrong internets

( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 1:37, Reply)

There's only one Inte..
Oh, I see.
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:39, Reply)

Wrong?
You're up too late. (Don't you have to go to church in the morning?)
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 1:40, Reply)

Oh, shit, yeah!
I forgot about church, too!
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:42, Reply)

Too busy...
..reading Mein Kampf and eating Cadbury chocolate Easter eggs.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 1:43, Reply)

Yes.
If that was a question, the answer is yes.
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:44, Reply)

You appear to have turned left
and ended up at b3ta silly. When you saw the sign that said "dickheads, this way for 4chan". You should have gone right. An easy mistake.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 1:43, Reply)

I concede...
...just wanted to see who was awake.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 1:45, Reply)

OH, I AM. ME ME ME ME.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 1:45, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 1:46, Reply)

I'm pretending to be

( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:47, Reply)

me too.
but that's because I had a lie down about 9pm and decided to watch TV for a bit. I just woke up.
I might draw something.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 1:48, Reply)

Do it. I was tempted to, but I might just sit around instead.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 1:53, Reply)

I'm writing very very slowly and ineffectually.
Just like normal!

It's my uncle's birthday tommorow and while it is customary for me not to get a gift of any sort I'm thinking of writing a condensed biography except without any kind of research, time or logic to it.
So it will essentially just be me regailing people with his love of ferret swabbing and beard husbandry.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 20 Jul, 2:00, Reply)

I'd like to read some of your writing sometime.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 20 Jul, 2:12, Reply)

Now that you mention it, i do actually.
don't you?
( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 1:43, Reply)

Hail to the king, baby.

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 20 Jul, 1:44, Reply)

Ha!
The white hairs was one of the best of the collection! Woo to you!
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 1:48, Reply)

Certainly not me.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 20 Jul, 1:44, Reply)

You seem to have mistaken us for 4chan.
Please take this kind of thing over there.
( Pappa Ratzi is shaking the tree., Sun 20 Jul, 1:44, Reply)

Feck 4chan.
I was just bored and sleepless. I'll delete the shit out of it shortly.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 1:50, Reply)

No, no, don't delete!
It'd be much better to replace it with an AWESOME picture..

So we all look like fools.
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:53, Reply)

That will DEFINATELY make people happy. Thread deletion always goes down well.
(JackAction bigger Public Enemy than Flavor Flav, Sun 20 Jul, 1:54, Reply)

(Captain Black, Sun 20 Jul, 1:28, Reply)

arooo?

(doctor dyslexia. tedian no. 2325321, Sun 20 Jul, 1:30, Reply)

Unless the predator wins

in the first three munutes or something, and as long as it isn't released as some whacky christmas movie my faith will be restored in humanity!
( Jimmer is the speaking clock, the time is now, Sun 20 Jul, 1:31, Reply)

Hmmmm....

(Valefar So what?, Sun 20 Jul, 1:25, Reply)

*Throws Steak*
SLAP!
( P3L3 TDCbitworks.co.uk is OFFLINE & ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!, Sun 20 Jul, 1:27, Reply)

Beer Drive-Through

(PointlessCamel "Get some, get some, yeh yeh", Sun 20 Jul, 0:51, Reply)

....*clicks*

( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 0:52, Reply)

god that's a fantastic idea.
*patents*

tj: HALP! i need a photo organiser/slideshow program, preferably free, that's not picasa. anyone got any recommendations?
( urbane legend preparing for the fishpocalypse, Sun 20 Jul, 0:53, Reply)

Someone was asking about this the other day.
Was it you? If not, I can look for it for you....

Edit: It was you! Sort your problems out on your own fecker! ;D
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! got his hand stuck in his sock while wearing it..., Sun 20 Jul, 0:58, Reply)

I remember talk of a
Drive-Thru Pie & Mash shop, over on /talk.
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:00, Reply)

i am sorting my problems out on my own...
...by asking my b3ta interchums for help.
( urbane legend preparing for the fishpocalypse, Sun 20 Jul, 1:11, Reply)

Which OS?

( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Sun 20 Jul, 1:00, Reply)

Any of these:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_image_viewers

Except Picasa, because you ruled that out.
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:02, Reply)

this is good helpings.
thankeh.
( urbane legend preparing for the fishpocalypse, Sun 20 Jul, 1:11, Reply)

Not a problem
What's the problem with Picasa?
( Le Penseur, Sun 20 Jul, 1:17, Reply)

no shuffle option when viewing slideshows.

( urbane legend preparing for the fishpocalypse, Sun 20 Jul, 1:23, Reply)

is this
just for general viewing on screen or are you needing html output for producing web galleries and slide shows?

off the top of my head I'd go for AcDsee but I've not used it in years.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Sun 20 Jul, 1:47, Reply)

possibly
the built-in Vista gallery might do the job.
or if that's not appropriate, IrfanView is free and very lightweight. Bit rudimentary, however.
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Sun 20 Jul, 1:07, Reply)

If on XP,
you can download a slightly updated version of the Vista gallery here.
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 20 Jul, 1:27, Reply)

yes please :)

( Winthorpe, Sun 20 Jul, 0:54, Reply)

outstanding
idea
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul, 0:59, Reply)

hehe
Cheers. One has just gone in over the road from my house! (only the normal warehouse though) :(
(PointlessCamel "Get some, get some, yeh yeh", Sun 20 Jul, 1:05, Reply)

i'm
in the absolute fucking middle of nowhere in scotland, a beer-off would do me at the mo, i'm down to half a can of newcastle brown, i may have to repair to bed as a result, i'm getting the fear
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul, 1:08, Reply)

are they sellin newcy brown in cans now?

( Winthorpe, Sun 20 Jul, 1:12, Reply)

it had better not be raining as well....
Wish I was in some random place in Scotland, but I would have packed more than Newky Brown. ;)
(PointlessCamel "Get some, get some, yeh yeh", Sun 20 Jul, 1:12, Reply)

Do they do lager at.....
.....Majestics now?
I'm on my way.
( jonbontempi Celebrating the fact that it's..., Sun 20 Jul, 1:18, Reply)

Indeed they do!
I'll come with you....shotgun!
(PointlessCamel "Get some, get some, yeh yeh", Sun 20 Jul, 1:21, Reply)

Farnborough Air Show


I took the bairns to see the 'planes today; was shocked and stunned at some of the death-defying stunts. And there was an A380 on display also.
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Sun 20 Jul, 0:46, Reply)

hehe
it looks like a willy.
( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Sun 20 Jul, 0:47, Reply)

how did they show a motorway?

(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sun 20 Jul, 0:47, Reply)

ha!
Lots of tarmac-spewing machines?
edit: although I've no idea where the a380 might be...
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Sun 20 Jul, 0:48, Reply)

possibly
i would of prefered 'levers and pulleys' as an answer though :/
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Sun 20 Jul, 0:48, Reply)

Exeter to Torbay.

( Woodside Industries oppressed by aleitheiophobic fascists :(, Sun 20 Jul, 0:59, Reply)

imenent crash o the left testicle

( Winthorpe, Sun 20 Jul, 0:49, Reply)

yes
all the gentlemen in the audience winced at that point
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Sun 20 Jul, 0:50, Reply)

quiet old chap
and the ladies were all cross stitching i hope
( Winthorpe, Sun 20 Jul, 0:52, Reply)

incredibly
(and really truly) there was one lady knitting serenely while the war porn flashed across the sky...
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Sun 20 Jul, 0:56, Reply)

censored of course

( Winthorpe, Sun 20 Jul, 0:58, Reply)

absolutely
they left out the bombing of shepherds
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Sun 20 Jul, 1:00, Reply)

are you seriously trying to cover for the shephards?

(