That’s not Kate….is she on your death list or not?
You should probably be working on that, cuz over 50 celebs have died already this year.
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Mon 18 Mar, 23:53,
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She's definitely not dead, yet.
I reckon Thomas Kingston got her up the duff at around the same time as Charles was diagnosed with terminal cancer. The Windsors had already started fast-tracking Wills/Kate for the throne in preparation for Charles' death when the news of the bastard baby broke.
Having the new Queen preganate with an illegitimate child whilst taking the throne would be a terrible look for the firm especially considering the circumstances, so they scheduled a mandatory 'abdominal surgery' to take care of the problem without Kate's explicit consent.
The 'accidental'/forced abortion has sent Kate doolally and now she's being held indefinitely in a secure facility for 'her own well-being', effectively silencing her.
I reckon she'll be let out briefly within the next couple of months, and then die tragically in a car crash whilst being chased by the paparazzi on her way home.
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Tue 19 Mar, 8:27,
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Having the new Queen preganate with an illegitimate child whilst taking the throne would be a terrible look for the firm especially considering the circumstances, so they scheduled a mandatory 'abdominal surgery' to take care of the problem without Kate's explicit consent.
The 'accidental'/forced abortion has sent Kate doolally and now she's being held indefinitely in a secure facility for 'her own well-being', effectively silencing her.
I reckon she'll be let out briefly within the next couple of months, and then die tragically in a car crash whilst being chased by the paparazzi on her way home.
Far more believable
than the frankly simplistic theory that she's been replaced by a pegger
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Tue 19 Mar, 9:43,
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The original image is definitely AI, I can tell by the wonky letters.
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Tue 19 Mar, 10:29,
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ignore the conspiracy nutters, the Kate photo is fine
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Mon 18 Mar, 21:19,
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I don't get why you gave him pink skin and took away his antennae
but have a *click* anyway.
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Mon 18 Mar, 21:45,
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Daily Star headline does make her sound like a Scandinavian Doom Metal frontman
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Sun 17 Mar, 13:57,
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Someone tell her how much that hat is worth
She could get 10 years rent for free.
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Sat 16 Mar, 20:27,
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From the Coronation of King Henry IX "The Reluctant" (and Queen Meghan), Nov 2026, shortly before the Daily Mail spontaneously combusts with rage
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(NWOT)
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Sat 16 Mar, 21:19,
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Kate is actually a long-time b3tan.
Kate/ PedroHin has been missing for quite some time.
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Sat 16 Mar, 18:17,
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