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[challenge entry] b3tans of voting age, hearken


too fast?

edit:slowed down the ballot paper frame. thanks Herr Braun

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(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha nice
Also... I think this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
www.b3ta.com/board/10035145

Edit: the voting slip frame could do with being on for a bit longer... or perhaps I should read faster...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# excellent
thanks for the tip-off
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I agree with all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Yay I may draw a CDC with the obligatory 3 pubes per ball quota and 2 drops of jizz
My voting will be done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Today I will regale you with actual quotes from my local English Democrats candidate
"Nature made it so people of opposit sexes make babies. if it was not meant to be this way nature would have done it different. We know you cant mess with nature because it is the natural order of things.It is the way it is suppose to be." - Michael Johnson, English Democrats parliamentary candidate
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Makes me feel queasy
Can't we just get Stephen Hawking to run the country and be done with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# fucking hell...
I am unfamiliar with this lot. Are they like UKIP but turned up to eleven?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# pretty much so
they think the BNP are pussies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Apparently he left some other far-right party before joining this bunch of illiterate cretins.
"Fact me 'til I fart"
(Cheddar George, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Ah, so that's how babby is formed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
#
"Nature also made it so that a cock just fits up an anus. It feels pretty good with a combination of lube and patience. This works for people of opposite sexes, but also people of the same sex. Surely that's the way it's supposed to be" - Dr. Broon, Independent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# yes
because every time I have sex its to make a baby, there's no possible other reason I can think of
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ^ FTW!
We should all do this!

*but why has he got his ruler out on the desk in the second image?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# that's not a desk
that is a Measuring Table :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I'm glad we don't have one of those in my orifice
orifice office
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Nice, second frame semi-nudity.
I thought he was clenching his buttocks, but no... trousers down, "polling card" slapped on desk...
(Cheddar George, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
this made me laugh far too much
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
But I have three stations equidistant from me. What am I to do!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Dang!
... I've already voted ...

Something to do with the polling station being directly opposite my house!

Mind you, there were enough penises on the ballot paper already...

Brings a new meaning to Andrew George's "Standing Up For Cornwall"

hehehe
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ha!
jolly good, sir. top innuendo :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] No photoshop required
(although I went through 2 pink crayons)


Click for bigger (149 kb)
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# but you have put an X in the English Democrat box
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# there's a definite lean to the right
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# At least you get ot vote for the Board!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# it also looks like Labour's getting a head
a-head.

ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Another Benn standing? That's great!
Any chance of her winning?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Sadly, no.
Guardian constituency info
(Cheddar George, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# even if I hadn't drawn a huge cock on my ballot
I still wouldn't vote for her.

She lives 50 miles away, never seen her in the area apart from polling day.
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Brilliant!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:00, archived)