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[challenge entry] LARGE HADRON COLLIDER

From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh bloody hell :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cats are crap - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha
repeat a few thousand times and then this will be SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# This is real science.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Clickety-click
Puppies pwn kittehs....time B3TA realised this.
(Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world, Fri 14 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] somewhat to my surprise
i have precious few fake science things

so i'm going to repost this and then hie to my bed since i'm getting up at half five in the morning



no-one will get it.

I LIKE THIS CHALLENGE. i clicked "i like this and all". you'd even believe b3ta is a democracy!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# i also found this
but this is REAL SPUNKING SCIENCE so it ain't compoed

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
From the Maximegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# i have literally no idea what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# he likes herring sandwiches
what's there to wonder? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Neither do I, but kudos for getting fish all over your monitor in the name of an image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 12 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
#
we must share and enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Douglas Adams
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# dunno
have you sacrificed many librarians to the horned one recently?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# You nija edit... I nija edit....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ?
i ninja edited nothing. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Ricci Tensor?
Also, I don't get it.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# quantum gravity
he's trying to say that the ricci tensor is the scattering amplitude of a stress-energy tensor from an input state i to an output state o. it makes no sense whatsoever.

i'm going to crawl away and hide now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Ah - good point
Didn't look too closely at the RHS, just assumed it was an odd way of defining the energy momentum tensor.

Must go to bed.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:05, archived)
# it's got to be one of the most astonishingly nerdy posts ever on b3ta
which would make me very proud

i must go to bed too or i'll be dead tomorrow evening.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Rikki Tikki Tavi?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# oddly enough
that's exactly what redsushi said when i posted that before

never occurred to me. i wish i were that smart :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
#
smart knowledgable about Rudyard Kipling stories
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# until I know for a fact that that cat is ok I'm really not liking this
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# ah ha ha ha h aha
hahgah ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:01, archived)