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(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Yes, but some doctors say that squatting on a hand mixer isn't as safe as everyone seems to think.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# cheaper than laxatives though
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Not if you have to buy a new handmixer every other week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# hmm
a bit too much gouda in your diet I think
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I don't touch the stuff

it's all Old Amsterdam for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Not going to help the genital warts though is it
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE GENITAL WARTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I'd rather not
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet has birthed her little B3tard, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# too late
you're already thinking of them
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Aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I was
But then my mind went from warts to toads to Family Guy and now I'm singing "give up the toad now"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd2Kj3kyYAI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet has birthed her little B3tard, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# ahahaha
my housemate got those

it was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# thankfully only ever seen them on the telly
god they look awful, and anything that requires having your nob frozen or lasered can't be good
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# ahahahahaha
he had to have over 100 injections of liquid nitrogen into his cock

it was fucking hilarious and the best bit is that he's got the virus for life so they could re-appear at any time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# ...
nah, he's winding you up now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I wish he was
I had to live with him throughout all this and the most important thing I learnt?

Don't have unprotected sex with French people
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# See also my post below...
seriously though, I've never heard of liquid nitrogen being used for genital warts. Did he try other treatments first?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Dunno
I sent him off to the Marlborough ward at the Royal Free, he came back several hours later, limping and complaining that he now had "Frankenstein's cock"

he then spent the next three days rocking backwards and forwards punching himself in the head

it was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# The worst place I've worked for genital warts
(i.e. the place where it was most prevalent, and treatment for it went out with alarming frequency) was Edinburgh University.

If you live in Edinburgh, don't go near the students.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I went to uni in Edinburgh
Despite the fact that I fucked a right load of old slappers, I am wart free!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I had them
but luckily the crabs ate them all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# haha
I've had those little buggers - ooh they itch!

got them off a Northern girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# You should have released some spirochetes
to eat the crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)