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(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Yes, but some doctors say that squatting on a hand mixer isn't as safe as everyone seems to think.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# cheaper than laxatives though
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Not if you have to buy a new handmixer every other week
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# hmm
a bit too much gouda in your diet I think
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I don't touch the stuff

it's all Old Amsterdam for me
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Not going to help the genital warts though is it
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE GENITAL WARTS!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I'd rather not
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# too late
you're already thinking of them
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Aren't you?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I was
But then my mind went from warts to toads to Family Guy and now I'm singing "give up the toad now"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd2Kj3kyYAI&feature=related
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# ahahaha
my housemate got those

it was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# thankfully only ever seen them on the telly
god they look awful, and anything that requires having your nob frozen or lasered can't be good
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# ahahahahaha
he had to have over 100 injections of liquid nitrogen into his cock

it was fucking hilarious and the best bit is that he's got the virus for life so they could re-appear at any time
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# ...
nah, he's winding you up now.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I wish he was
I had to live with him throughout all this and the most important thing I learnt?

Don't have unprotected sex with French people
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# See also my post below...
seriously though, I've never heard of liquid nitrogen being used for genital warts. Did he try other treatments first?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Dunno
I sent him off to the Marlborough ward at the Royal Free, he came back several hours later, limping and complaining that he now had "Frankenstein's cock"

he then spent the next three days rocking backwards and forwards punching himself in the head

it was brilliant
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# The worst place I've worked for genital warts
(i.e. the place where it was most prevalent, and treatment for it went out with alarming frequency) was Edinburgh University.

If you live in Edinburgh, don't go near the students.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I went to uni in Edinburgh
Despite the fact that I fucked a right load of old slappers, I am wart free!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I had them
but luckily the crabs ate them all
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Stoppit!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# haha
I've had those little buggers - ooh they itch!

got them off a Northern girl!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# You should have released some spirochetes
to eat the crabs
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)