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[challenge entry] Noon!

From the Richard Littlejohn challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# yay! lovely job
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ^ this!
*click*
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# He uses a BiC pen? Wow I was assuming they were only allowed
non-toxic crayons at the Daily-Mail - they had to remove the Lead-Based Paint as they were licking the walls too much; Political-Correctness Gone Maaaaaad!
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I thought he just got verbal diarrhea
then phoned in his piece where some poor underling would type it up and correct the grammar.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Correct the Grammar? The Daily Mail? hahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Well, make it less crap
Has anyone made a Richard Littlejohn drinking game?

Take a drink for key words/phrases/references to :
"You couldn't make it up"
Sex
Lesbian
Lover/Mistress
Tories
WW2 reference

By the time you've got through the first paragraph you should be drunk enough to read the rest of the article.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
You forgot the hilarious "Elf n' Safety".
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# ..even bigoted men need hobbies
:D
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# haha, have a Cloacawork click
Great work Ninj!
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha good one.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Nice!
Also:



I've spent the last month and a half writing a paper while commuting in the mornings and evenings. So far, so good. The bit I drea came up - sending it to my old supervisor. He's next to clinically useless when it comes to getting things done in a timely fashion, but I sent it (and a longish message about other papers), only to find that he's away for three weeks and my email will be buried forever in the dark hole that is his inbox.
Just as an example, when I was writing my thesis, I emailed him four times to ask if he would walk downstairs, load some data on a drive and email it to me. In the end, I had to fly from Hampshire to Glasgow to spend two minutes copying my data across.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Very neatly done :D
Woo
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)