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[challenge entry] Every good Catholic should own a Turin Shroud duvet cover & pillow case set.

From the Pope Merchandise challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! cubik, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I would buy that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Then you'd put up a video of you getting a colonic while you admire the stitching, you brazen hussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I would.
I'm on BBC3 soon, collecting my own farts in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Manley Trumps, I can envision it now
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# is it a series or a one off?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Freaks like me
it is called.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# splendid
i shall keep an eye on bbc 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# My BBC only goes to 2

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# You are lucky to get any
at al.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] also this might sell well
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# haha
it's covered in cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Jebus' slept here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# stupid bed!
you just know the edges are going to whack your shins to shit when you go to bed pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# oh yeh
it looks like a giant canteen tray
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:04, archived)
# if you had a vigorous shag
the mattress would slide right off the end
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# If I was having a vigorous shag
There'd be a deeply disturbed catholic girl with her face buried in the image of Christ.

Or maybe a Jewish girl would be more fun ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Haha !
Agreed.
Stupid bed is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# yes it is
right, shower time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Yay..... I'd have one of those.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# very good!
a little bit freaky, but well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# ! that's a bit good
At first I thought there were two Jesuses in bed, very convincing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:06, archived)
# two jesuses in bed?
i don't think the church would approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Two men say they're Jesus
One of them must be wrong.

(Dire Straits - circa 1982)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I'd buy that.
I would hope the back of Jebus' head is nice and cool on a summer's evening
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# brilliant
click
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Ace!
I think you've nailed it right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Christ, wash your sheets !
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Ah, the sheets of pure SEX

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I hope there's not bits of beard in there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Excellent. Have a woo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Stained class.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# This Is Truly The Work Of Divine Inspiration!
Well done, my child.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)