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[challenge entry] Just posted this to The Daily Show forum
in response to last night's episode about mosques near Ground Zero. Figured it could go here.

I think Newt Gingrich and chums might be encouraged by this solution to the problem of where Muslim Americans
should be allowed to worship. What you need to do is find a nice quiet spot out in the Midwest to build a giant aerial
mosque - a sky-Mecca, if you will - suspended above the corn so as not to interfere with any potential hallowed ground.
Then Muslims across the nation, since they're all such skilled pilots, can congregate there five times a day at their
convenience. In the spirit of the reason for this being such a vexed issue you could name the area 'District September'.


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# Is that
Balamb Garden out of Final Fantasy VIII?
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# No, it's a mosque I found on GIS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:01, archived)
# I was kidding. It's very nice.
*Bums*
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:38, archived)
# I'll never fly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:01, archived)
# This would lead to somekind of Floating Sci-Fi Church gap, The Roman Catholics would have to have one
but with Friggin Lasers, The Hindus SpaceTemple will have Robot Anthropomorphic Demi-Gods, The Mormons would have to have a smaller spaceship but far closer to God than any of the others etc.

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# Hahahaha
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# The Land of Green Ginger
If I'm not mistaken
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# It broke!
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# You posted a Red-X
Well done
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