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[challenge entry]

A very clever chappie who's name was Stephen Hawking,
fooled us all into thinking he was no good at walking,
the deception complete
he would put up his feet
enjoying croissants and wine and long evenings talking

From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# My name is Steven Hawking
through a computer I do most of my talking
If things go wrong I'd give out a call
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# haha!
that works rather well
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# basically
he's just lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# i fucking knew it!
hawking, you lazy cunt, get out of that chair!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# LimeRick ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# There once was a singer called Rick
Almost ended up in the nick
Mistaken for blokes
Who use beige overcoats
When they want to go and flash their dick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Fantastic
Has to get at least honourable mention.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)