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# Polololotics, Shirley?


EDIT: Hi Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahaha....
I bet there were millions yesterday, hanging around their letterboxes like excited puppies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Arf
For once the odds are looking good too
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# lol
I do love the way they're saying loads of people are owed of cash but if you call to see if it's you you could have to pay three times more than you could make back.

It's a tax version of, 'Go on. Do you feel lucky Punk? Do you?'


EDIT: Why is there always taxation in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Oh very good indeed.
Why are you letting Beau Bo D'Or post from your account?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*

:D

Edit: No rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# there's a tax on rain now
rainfall tax

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# >:- <
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I knew I should never have come back to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# They always come back.
They always come back.

They neeeed it, see? Neeeeed it ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Why is it always you in your images?
Imagine the poor fuckers who genuinely work hard for a living, but will then be crippled financially by having to pay this back. I love the way the government is going, "but its ok LOL, just pay it back at £120 a month PMSL". Well i'm sorry but i'm sure you'll find a hell of a lot of people can't afford that
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I think you'll find people who work hard for a living are on minimum wage.
People on salaries only think they work hard because there's no free wraps and pastries in the meeting room today.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# that's cos the Nigerian cleaners on "minimum wage" ate them at 5am
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
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(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Thats what i mean
People who work hard don't earn enough to pay this back.

And where are my fucking pastries?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Define "work hard".
I mean - soldiers, coppers, firemen, nurses, doctors - they're all salaried, no?

The 9-5 drone is today's flat cap-wearing miner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Just because...
...other people work harder than me doesn't mean I don't work hard. Plus I don't get pastries, just a vending machine full of artery-hardening snacks!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Oh you lucky, lucky bastard ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# and all the coffee you can drink
and
one of our clients didn't turn up for lunch today so we were allowe to eat his Samich

Oh the joys of office life
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Lunch? Lunch?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Lunch:
A meal between Breakfast and dinner, after elevensees and before afternoon tea
Not only for wimps
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I remember being allowed lunch once.
Beautiful day that was. I were 12, and it were in the middle of May. The sun was shinin, an I fort to mesel, "Vagabond" I fort, "You are a lucky boy!".

Gaw. I remember them days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I remember when
all this was flids
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I remember when you could get a pint of beer for a flid
Brilliant fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# are flids allowed to drink beer?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Of course they are.
It's watching them try to that's so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# don't they have speshul "sippy" cups
ones with a spout.

(Are we being politically incorrect?)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Yes?
Yes they do
or
Yes we are
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# You get coffee?
In todays NHS we have to provide our own coffee.

(in the good old days; it was provided, along with free food from the kitchens when the lists overran & we were working after about 8pm (after starting at 8am). Nowadays we don't get anything to eat or drink)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)
#
Radar-guided bombs - click, boom. Tough job, soldier.
Coppers - throwing women across a room is recreation, not work.
Firemen - stand about waiting, clean the wagon, play some snooker, get on the dating site to review the hundreds of chicks looking for firemen, drive like a maniac and point a hose.
Nurses - went out with one. They're just sick and if you'd had MRSA you'd think they should be working harder as well. And if your nurse bird gave you crabs then advised a vinegar bath you'd think maybe she should be serving burgers on minimum wage as well.
Doctors - Googles 'headache, sore feet, rash on side of face'. My dentist is a doctor and he only works 4 days a week.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Minimum wage - workshy scum with no concentration, ambition or training due to their own faliure to apply themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Why is it always someone saying
"why is it always raining in your images" in reply to your images?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Someone asked him once (or twice) and it kind of caught on
Check the Vagabond's profile for the reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Well...
they've obviously been living beyond how they should've been anyway, since they've been given extra money. Ok, not saying it's right for the IR to screw up so badly and ask for so much back, since not everyone's an expert on income tax to realise they've been underpaying, but at the end of the day, that money wasn't theirs in the first place.
(mrtcrazyfoo, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# pfff
I thought they had a cheque for 4 million Christians for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Laziness!
I should have drawn the fish myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)