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[challenge entry] Last-gasp entry...

From the Parallel Universe challenge. See all 355 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 7:36, archived)
# NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 7:38, archived)
# It's afterning here.
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 7:39, archived)
# Now it's hit 5 pm,
The internet's gone from 3-4 kb/s to normal speeds. Shitty fucking internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:13, archived)
# Ning
My word, i log on to a page full of gayshift pictures and there is not ONE with V-mod, freebase etc - incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:29, archived)
# I know - standards are slipping.
Probably because of all the lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:36, archived)
# nice
and three per testicle - very correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:38, archived)
# One must observe the proprieties.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# ^^^
although it think a line defining the crown is needed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# I will have to ask the board to kindly post CDCs
in order to ascertain the prevalence of a line of demarcation between the glans and shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# here is my effort from a while back

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# I see, but we need a representative sample.
MOAR COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:53, archived)
# My first osciloscope (or however the f@#k you spell it)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# It's a scope of oscillations
Hence "oscilloscope". Or it may be "oscillascope". Spelling was never my strong point. This, of course, never stops me sticking my big smug arrogant nose into things.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# and so you should
does that make a telescope a scope of televisions?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# No, silly
It makes a telescope a scope of telesations. I don't know what that is, of course, though it sounds close to tessellations so I'm guessing it's something to do with tiling.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:42, archived)
# NING!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Like a lonely bell in a Bhuddist monastary, high in the Tibetan Plateau.
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Sounds tranquil enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# woo early morning cocks
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. ROFLCOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Hey Boris, I'm in Scotland...and it's NOT raining.
how's things?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)