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[challenge entry] Mixed messages from these students.

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(lrabbit, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I can't afford Jimmy Choos either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Can you afford a Hot Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Will these eyes never be clean, again?
*scrubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Not at the prices the Germans charge for them.
I went to the German market in Manchester at the weekend, they wanted £4.50 for a foot long frankfurter. Thieving fuckers, imagine what they'd be charging if they'd won the war.

(Edit: I assume from the comments above there's a horrible image in your post, but being at work, I can't see it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# how much for a daschund in lederhosen?
actually - that's ridiculous

You should have told them you weren't a fucking tourist!

Dieser Preis ist zu hoch. Ich bin kein fucking Touristen. Du kan geben Sie Ihre Frankfurter til Ihre Rektum. Guten Tag Herr!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# About the same they were charging for a Weimaraner balancing an Apfelkuchen
twixt a Kartoffelsalat and a bowl of Schildkrotenzuppe.

Edit: Difficult to pass for a tourist in Manchester when your accent makes Terry Christian sound like RP.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Washed down with a warm glass of affensaft?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I like German food
It's almost as if it's been designed to be washed down with beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yeah, odd that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Pot!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I like Greek food.
It's almost as if it's been designed for when it's a bit warm out and you have fuck-all else planned for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I had a one from the German market in Bristol last year
it was filth, thoroughly upset.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Slightly better deal than Vue cinemas then.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# HOT DOGS FOR SALE
WHERE? WHERE?
HOT DOGS FOR SALE
BUTWHERE BUTWHERE BUTWHERE?!?

OVER THERE BY THE BEEF BURGERS.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Mulligan and O'Hare at their finest

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# very moving.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# He'll give you a quick one off the wrist for a tenner

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Students love wanking.
Who knew we had so much in common?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hello, good evening and welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# attractive student is attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# speccy-ist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# The next image challenge should be based around what she might be looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I think she's just longing for my loins
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# You must be pretty damn tall
considering where she's looking. Or were you hanging trouserless from a dirigible at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# the latter.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# That must have been
some party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I like to call my morning routine
a 'party'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'll buy her some
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Ah, prostitution
that's how I got through university.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# i'd give her a good shoeing
cor etc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Bad dog!
HEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)