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eyescorch

taken in a derelict dye factory this morning...wake & bake :)
heap o'tons more on me flickr innit

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)

fuck off

or do /board allow this shit now? i'm not up to forum scratch

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mongychops, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)

I don't know mate, you'd better do some research

you cunt

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:47, archived)

research on what cum bubble?

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mongychops, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)

does not compute

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)

i agree, it is like i fail to understand why you think b3ta is a place to show of your so called 'take a picture on a digital camera and then stick it in photoshop skillzors' ? i thought this was a light hearted comedy forum

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mongychops, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)

ooooh, La-di-da!

so sorry you fucking spastic

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)

In all fairness he has been posting these a while and they never fail to impress

people like his photography, we like art stuff here, same thing really doesn't alway have to be funny.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)

never used to, art was told to fuck off if it was a cunt taking pictures, and its comment down there about the third world shows a proper shitcunt

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mongychops, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:05, archived)

Well we have Happy Toast, Prodigy, Rev Jesse, Ms Mobo and a fair few others who post art

I don't see the difference really.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)

right, but most of your list have got slatted, but most of the ones i know dont post photos they took

nowgo get the chip pan eh

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mongychops, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)

Yeah they don't post photos but one form of art is much like another

Happy Toast is very rarely slated for posting his Comic Art pictures and I've never seen anybody slate Ms Mobo. We also have Tribs (I think it's Tribs) who photographs the models that he makes, never heard a bad word said there.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)

He's having a bit of a "blah blah blah all fields blah blah" moment...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)

what are you doing mongy????

you're having an argument at midnight on a web forum with someone that likes a picture that you don't like. you're causing a scene.

go...somewhere. have a cup of coffee. maybe a donut. just fuck off.

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)

a coffe and a dough nut? are you english, or even from the uk? thismaybe your third world ting

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mongychops, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:34, archived)

Coffe? when has that been English?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)

i just lost all respect for you. right there.

mongy is right. deal with it. real photo sunday is shit.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)

I don't post art..I post stupid cartoons and photoshops

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:42, archived)

the paper cut-outs you did were art

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:45, archived)

that was 100% photoshop nothing cut out about it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:50, archived)

I know it was Photoshopped but the style you created was cut-out/torn paper

it wasn't aimed at being funny but it was still an enjoyable form of art nonetheless.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:52, archived)

I just photoshopped a "prodigy69 ego-massager"

but i think it's a bit arty for this forum so I've deleted it

g'night dear :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:56, archived)

suck ma dick ya pleb

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:59, archived)

I like this!

I will also use this space to make a drunk plea for people to stop reading the internet in there serious voice.

If ever you start getting vexed by what the internetted words are saying to you act responsably and instead of raging just read the offending words using an incredibly silly voice in your head.

like; imagine the words minus vocal cues are being told to you by shaggy and scooby doo. Beef would lessen and this world would be happier.

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arrangedletters, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 7:04, archived)

that's the thing..I get accused of being in a rage even when I'm not

the opinions of 99% of the dickheads on here don't bother me in the slightest

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)

I never called my stuff art either

it just quite clearly isn't "photography"...just ask "a photographer"....

it's just a bit of graphics/fun, sorry for hurting your eyeballz

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)

I never said anything about your photo being art

(nice edit btw)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)

good point

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:54, archived)

thank you, I tried to say that

but it came out as "shut up mongychops you fucking dogscab"

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:06, archived)

are you trying to bully me because i am third world? bit dickish that

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mongychops, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)

now I know why the former mr horrible speaks of you with such fondness.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)

BIVVIES ARE SHIT.

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FIEND, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)

does not compute

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)

I think what he's trying to say is

Render it down to roundabout the 50kb size.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)

/liberal democrats

sorry to all the people in the third world who can't see my heart-breakingly glorious work of art

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)

I've been telling the muppet for a while now to do just this

I was frowned upon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)

losing battle is it?

shame, i don't want to see his fucking homework

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mongychops, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)

pfffff

knowing it ruins your night makes it even more tempting to post more...haha

sort it out you cripples

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)

you seem to have some issues with people you consider beneath you? are you ok, you are posting photos on a forum that doesn't care at all, you maybe having an episode

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mongychops, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)

you really are a complete wanker

aren't you

(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)

I like hdr photos...but posting them here as well as flickr is just needy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)

woah internet police

waaa waaa is the siren noise right?... most people like it and it isn't straight up one photo.. you do characters and other lovely things as your art, this is his.

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FIEND, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)

and you go out your way to try and wind me up, is that your talent?

go fuck yerself

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)

no,

i was simply stating that lots like his pictures, lots like yours (i called them lovely) and that its all art, you're the one with the internet arguing problem.

chill out dude

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FIEND, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)

aye..jog on ya tit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)

xxxxxxxx

mwah

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FIEND, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:32, archived)

my comment stands you just go out your way to try and wind me up

it doesn't work sweetheart

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)

can people stop taking themselves so seriously please.

it would make life easier.

also: stuff you don't like is allowed to exsist. (this isn't aimed at you specifically propdge.. despite it being a reply to your comment...)

actually.. whatthefuck am I doing... I've just come to the conclusion that trying to mediae on the internet is a higher mark of arse-muppetry than raging.

COME ON GUISE; LETS BE FREDS

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arrangedletters, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 7:11, archived)

but you don't get all the hearty fun of a good flaming on flickr....

surely posting them anywhere is needy, no?

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)

well you frown upon everything

so shut up

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FIEND, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)

no I actually don't...but thanks for the bland, generic comment

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)

more than often you argue with a lot of people

im sure you even admitted that once.. so it isn't just me saying that.

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FIEND, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)

but you seem to have started this one? do you desire confontation/

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mongychops, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:18, archived)

not trying to confront xxx

i just wanted to point something out ..

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FIEND, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)

I'm an opinionated cunt granted... I agree

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:23, archived)

you're the first in a while...now do me a favour and fuck off luv...cheers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)

Best answers to questions: none

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)

I imagine that people were dying to get out of there . . .

Pretty Sharp !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

yea it was pretty dark in there

wasn't til I got home and processed the photo's I realised I'd been kneeling in ultra-turquoise dye for 4 hours...my knees look a treat haha

chibs! ;)

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)

You might want to trademark your new pance style !

Could be a fashion trend . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)

not my pance

my actual neez :(

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)

lovely stuff

I don't know where you find all these interesting places.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)

thanks dood :)

spotted this one from the train a few weeks back and went to check it today, was a really cool place :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)

That looks exactly-

exactly - like the room I work in, but with all the furniture taken out. And some water on the floor.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)

You work in a cow shed? Do you have Coworkers?

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)

moooOOOOO!

(translation: yes.)

And arf

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)

*Boom-tish*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:18, archived)

Needs a bit more...

Dunno...

Something extra I think...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)

haha YES !

skill reflectionz :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)

Nice reflection :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)

Aaaah the old 'flip vertical' strategy :o)

Works like a charm!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)

come on now, I'll fancy you touched the opacity slider eh?

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:28, archived)

well yeah mebbez a tiny bit...

and might have foreshortened it a tad too. But don't tell, otherwise my slap-dash reputation will be absolutely shattered.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:36, archived)

Shouldn't lower the opacity after all reflections aren't see-thru unless the object being reflected is see-thru.

your slap-dash rep is upheld ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)

*stands proud*

Make what you like of that, internet. I'm off to sleep.

*mwah*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:17, archived)

you're such a pro :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)

hehe but at least you used a reflection you could have been lazy and missed it out

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:29, archived)

Nice

(herman:D, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)

thanks herm :)

it's quite nice now the flames have died down :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:52, archived)

With regard to all the above ...

b3ta.com/board/10334301

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)

I like this duts

it is a bit big though

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Tagnut loves pies, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 2:04, archived)

Fuck off

This is b3ta, not flickr

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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 3:14, archived)

Very nice :)

Ignore the wankers above

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)

^ this.

Saturday night's a funny old time, people stumbling onto the webs after sniffing the barmaid's apron and barking at the moon.

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)

beautiful

pay no regards to the schoolchildren wankers

(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)

Very nice.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)