yesterday being pancake day was quite apt given what happened at our houseMy stepdaughter and her slightly younger boyfriend decided that their relationship had matured to the point of their first ahem 'encounter'. Basically she decided to toss him off.
It didn't go to plan. Not only was it her (apparent) first time of performing the action, it was his first time of ever having it done - even he had never tried it (slow starter I guess).
At the point of no return, she apparently got too vigorous and snapped his banjo string as he came. He passed out probably from the excitement and the pain and shock. She ran to get her mother who ran to help. He came round having no idea where he was, until he looked down and saw his trousers round his ankles and his little man covered in blood and semen.
He groaned heavily, ran to the bathroom where he fainted again, cracking his head on the sink, and cutting it open (not too badly).
Step-daughter was quite free with this information while he lay in the bathroom nursing his head and dying of embarrassment. I couldn't stop laughing, Mrs S couldn't stop laughing.
Mrs S had to call his mother to collect him. We let him tell her why.
As he was leaving I simply said 'Thanks for coming'. He groaned again and we rolled about for at least 5 minutes.
So anyway - tossing day it was.
QOTW can go fuck itself.
(It didn't go to plan. Not only was it her (apparent) first time of performing the action, it was his first time of ever having it done - even he had never tried it (slow starter I guess).
At the point of no return, she apparently got too vigorous and snapped his banjo string as he came. He passed out probably from the excitement and the pain and shock. She ran to get her mother who ran to help. He came round having no idea where he was, until he looked down and saw his trousers round his ankles and his little man covered in blood and semen.
He groaned heavily, ran to the bathroom where he fainted again, cracking his head on the sink, and cutting it open (not too badly).
Step-daughter was quite free with this information while he lay in the bathroom nursing his head and dying of embarrassment. I couldn't stop laughing, Mrs S couldn't stop laughing.
Mrs S had to call his mother to collect him. We let him tell her why.
As he was leaving I simply said 'Thanks for coming'. He groaned again and we rolled about for at least 5 minutes.
So anyway - tossing day it was.
QOTW can go fuck itself.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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I quite enjoyed thateven made me laugh out loud at the end - thanks for that.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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hahacheers. I wonder how long it will be before he visits again
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:42,
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I wondered why my son has a whopping great cut on his head and was walking with a limp?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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your son needs to practice more Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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hahahahahagriffy, i really do hope this is true as it's excellent.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:42,
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100% trueI haven't laughed so much in ages
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:52,
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hahahaPictures or it didn't happen.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:27,
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I just took a picture of me laughing.It's too disturbing to post
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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Great storyI thouroughly enjoyed that
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:53,
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FunnyBut.. Ouch!... the dreaded 'twang'. Been there.
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Flash_Bastard,
Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:45,
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