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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I was just looking for a welsh artichoke guillotine
sadly welshartichokeguillotineservices-slough.com only provide the service and not the machinery :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# You can only buy the machinery
if you have a valid welsh artichoke guillotine operators certificate
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# and there lies my problem
I'll buy one on ebay from china
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# careful they don't fob you off with an Irish carrot gallows
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# You may scoff but the Irish carrot gallows might not be as exclusive as the Welsh artichoke guillotine
but they are more durable and perform much better over an extended period of time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I am in no way decrying the value of an Irish carrot gallows
but you need the right tools for the job in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# You haven't even given a thought to the Scottish Potato Sword have you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# au contraire
but I got out of the potato business some years ago, the regulations were getting way too strict.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# but oh so many forms, beautiful beautiful beaurocracy
Red Tape how I adore thee


just thinking about the SP23c (King Edward) makes me faint
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I got so bogged down in it
I ended up smoking the maris pipers (SP27a-2c).
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# it sounds to me like you both need
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Where can I order this?
That's my christmas pressies sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# this a plenty
Oh Nibus, you've made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# is it beetroot compatible?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# there's a vegetable patch you can apply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# with this reply
you are really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Arthur Dent should get a refund.
This is what comes first on google when you type "welsh artichoke guillotine services based in slough".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# funny
this is my top result
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Whereas Bing gives you this:
www.ultralingua.com/onlinedictionary/index.html?service=ee&text=
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# there seems to be a disappointing lack of equestrian fondness in all of these links
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# there's nothing disappointing about that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# ^ what she said
with teeny-tiny hand painted porcelain bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# and great big fuck-off gold whistles too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Yep, I'm with you there, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# for those that are missing horse love
ilovehorses.net/blog/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Well, that must be worth a visit*
*yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# not the usual horse site
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Do they sell Entrecote de Cheval?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# no but there is an interesting piece on why we mount horses from the left
and not from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Speak for yourself, petal
I get it wherever I can these days.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Without looking, I suspect it's something to do with not getting shit on your sword
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# :O that's exactly right
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# :D
win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# That is an excellent site
very informative
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I was quite surprised
especially with the Kentucky Derby Trivia section
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I'm loving the sections
"What Are Horses Good For?" and "Let’s See Your Foal Photos!"
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# but what is a dunalino?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Jebus
you need to check out the Zorse - "Just like the name sounds, a zorse is a hybrid zebra/horse"
Burn them... burn them all
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# is it wrong that a Zorse gives me a stiffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# No but don't get your hopes up
it says that Zorses can't reproduce : (
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN
No need for a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Best not
Might get Zorse aids
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# the really bad kind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# how can you fucking tell?????
Surely a zebra is just a horse with his pyjamas on...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# You're right
we must burn all horses just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Top shoppery
; )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# looks really badly shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Seamshorse in the wild!!!!
Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I'm going to start a petition to change the name from a 'Zorse' to a 'Seamhorse'
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# do it
petitions.number10.gov.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I love horses.
But only in this form:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# mmmmMeaty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Paardenvlees filet.
Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# How did I know this was coming?
Also - Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# that bloke that's writing on the glass...
how come he can writing back to front so neatly?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# he's writing it on a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# if it was on a mirror would the text not be under his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# he's writing it on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# the astral plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# in ar harts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
have you just stolen that from some guy's website?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# yes, yours
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahah erm
I guess there must be a market for reverse SEO, for people who don't want their websites found
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# OES
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# OK.
Crap anime cartoon characters. Accidental building destruction due to flying shoe - I see the connection with SEO.

6/10
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha your so funny
/sarcasm blog
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I am.
/couldn't give a flying fuck blog
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# he gave you quite a high mark
you should be more grateful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# But my pretty face and well toned body deserves a 7 out of ten
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# oh, alright then
7/10

;-)
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# thank you now I am much happier
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I'm sure someone will give you one
hoho!

Lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Pfft
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# compo fail
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I'd like to see that culminating in 9/11 footage... or is it too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I thought it was Tower 7...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Needs more optimisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Ahhh, our finest export :)
PS Oh gods, it's the Musical Paralympics again this weekend, I need to be away from the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# That's got to be the best description of Eurovision ever!
Brilliant.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# NIL FUCKING POIS!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# It's nice
after feeling superior to the entire fucking planet last friday cos of some wedding or something, it's nice to be put back in our place so forthrightly by a bunch of made up eastern european tin pot 'countries'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Easy Tiger!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# sorry... absolutely foul mood today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# *soothes with BEER*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I disagree
I particularly enjoyed the singer of "Apricot Stone" last year.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# She looks feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Compo it
For truly they are Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# but it's not unexpected
SEO advice from me -
1, Get your metatags and keywords right
2, submit your site to google and overture
3, get people to link to you but only have a few links out
4, ?????
5, PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
#
me any of them, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# it's pretty basic stuff really
I'd prefer to spend my time dicking about on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# ^ this
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
Welcome to 2002!

1, Meta keywords are useless for SEO
2, Submitting your site is pointless
3, This is old hat - I am not saying that with constant and bitter maintenance this may not help, but sculpting your outflowing PR is not really relevant, much better to link often and link generously.
4, Okay, I'll give you that, this bit is accurate.
5, Absolutely. SEO provides the best ROI of any media for almost all my clients.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# how much has this advice just cost me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# not that I am saying anything about SEO consultants being a rip off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Nothing,
I don't really work on projects which are less than £50k, so you can have it for free.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Yep - fair call on
point 1.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# careful
you'll get manley onto you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# and the selfish fucker doesn't give reach arounds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Ahem!
Please do not tar us all with the same brush, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, archived)