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[challenge entry] Warfare before rocket fuel

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Cheater!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
#
*puff... pant... "Can someone hold that bus for me?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Panther!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# You're on cracklingly swift keyboard form today, Mr Egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Ocelot!
of work.

(Sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:01, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# No.
That's elephants.
(and possibly radiation)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# you won that 'lightning round'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Aw, if that was only two tsks he could have had "Sabre-Toothed Tiger!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Bob's your uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Bob just changed his name to 'For crying out loud'.
Still, his Christmas cards remain a poignant annual trauma for me & my sis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# 'For crying out loud' cat?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
#
*SPANGS*
You've gotta be kitten me. Any more like that and I'll be off to the lynx board.
And I'm not lion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# You'll 'serval'ot of people there
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# As I said further up the board, you're on Caracal-ingly swift keyboard form today, Mr Egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:59, archived)
# TY
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:19, archived)
# in fact
they used to do that with dogs
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Didn't it all go wrong?
the dogs were trained using Russian tanks, so when released at the Germans they all turned and ran back at the Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# and dolphins
(They did that on porpoise.)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# that's it...
get out and walk!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Nah!
I'll just hop in my Jag.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
# yeh i first wrote dogs and dolphins
but then i realized that the dolphins did NOT deliver any bombs. what did dolphins do again? they just let them swim through underwater mines so the dolphins would blow up instead of submarines or what was their purpose again?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# But with such finesse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# haha bad puns for one year
but yeh that was their purpose right? just to swim into mines which is silly cause dolphins are smart animals. i believe they just fucked off and said "good bye and thanks for all the fish" who used dolphins anyways? the Japanese? i think nazis could only afford herrings or something.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# The British Army made extensive use of them in the Burma campaign, to help maintain troops' morale.
Their exploits were later dramatised in the 1970s series "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum," but animal welfare laws, and the advanced age of the original participants, meant the dolphins had to be replaced by human actors.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIoiEB3ynHQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
#
some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them, others grate on people's nerves with unspeakable puns.

Shakespeare was edited.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:42, archived)
#
great gay upon up in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Edit? ^^
Either way, I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# nite :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:57, archived)
# And as far as the cat puns go, you can like it or lump it.
(and if it's lumpy then civet)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# I was just re-editing your Shakespeare
I like puns, relax :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Oh, and one 'real' spanging in a night
I should get a medal!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:58, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# like the stealth thing you got going here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:09, archived)
# i know this is offtopic but i just noticed
775 people on facebook like b3ta. i dont like it yet. im waiting for someone else to like it first so i can be person #777 who likes b3ta and feel awesome about myself. anyone do it!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Then The Devil is six
Then The Devil is six...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
#
i fucking DONT get face book. there seems to be b3ta as an "interest" which got 777 likes now YAY and then there is also b3ta which is liked by 1,037 people. now if i just enter b3ta i get to the page with the 777 likes. at one point i got to the page with the 1037 likes it i just hit enter and now i had to say show more. fucking confusing fuck argh tl;dr
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Facebook is shit
and steals your identity
The Pixies lyrics were a joke, but seriously, they sell your info. Give them randomness.

and now really 'to bed'!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:34, archived)
# yeh good plan
i should fuck off to bed as well. the birds are already up and annoying the living fuck out of me.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:51, archived)
# here kitteh kitteh
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:57, archived)