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# in fact
they used to do that with dogs
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Didn't it all go wrong?
the dogs were trained using Russian tanks, so when released at the Germans they all turned and ran back at the Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# and dolphins
(They did that on porpoise.)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# that's it...
get out and walk!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Nah!
I'll just hop in my Jag.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
# yeh i first wrote dogs and dolphins
but then i realized that the dolphins did NOT deliver any bombs. what did dolphins do again? they just let them swim through underwater mines so the dolphins would blow up instead of submarines or what was their purpose again?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# But with such finesse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# haha bad puns for one year
but yeh that was their purpose right? just to swim into mines which is silly cause dolphins are smart animals. i believe they just fucked off and said "good bye and thanks for all the fish" who used dolphins anyways? the Japanese? i think nazis could only afford herrings or something.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# The British Army made extensive use of them in the Burma campaign, to help maintain troops' morale.
Their exploits were later dramatised in the 1970s series "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum," but animal welfare laws, and the advanced age of the original participants, meant the dolphins had to be replaced by human actors.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIoiEB3ynHQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
#
some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them, others grate on people's nerves with unspeakable puns.

Shakespeare was edited.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:42, archived)
#
great gay upon up in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Edit? ^^
Either way, I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# nite :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:57, archived)
# And as far as the cat puns go, you can like it or lump it.
(and if it's lumpy then civet)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# I was just re-editing your Shakespeare
I like puns, relax :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Oh, and one 'real' spanging in a night
I should get a medal!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:58, archived)