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if I caught anyone in my house they'd get fucked with a bucky bottle...
then it would be cracked over their head.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

ahhhh, the beautiful northern act of courting

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

I tried to click..

But I couldn't as my mouse wouldn't stop laughing.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

4 d-cell Maglite in easy reach FTW.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

This

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

I'm not bragging

but I have a *5* D cells Maglite, so there.

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Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

I'd leave the foreplay and get right to the fuckin'

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

Precisely this.

Anyone who claims otherwise deserves everything they get.

You break into my place, you declare yourself to be beyond the law, and therefore should have no protection from it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

This too

I've got no desire to kill or badly hurt anyone, in my house illegally or not, but if someone is in my house illegally chances are I'm going to need to hurt them to persuade them to leave, and I should have the right to do so. And sadly people aren't hard to kill by accident - if they die it should be legally their fault not mine.

Anyone who feels differently must simply be luckier than me. I know for a fact that if I had to confront an intruder in my house and repel them with violence, the fucker would die. I'm just that unlucky in those sorts of situations.

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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)