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# if memory serves me it's ok to pre-emptivley assult someone if you belive them to be a threat to you
in the immediate future.

prooving it in court is another matter entirely.

i myself favour a handy set of global knives on a magnetic holder in my kitchen along with a razor sharp katana next to my desk.

i would think that blunt force trauma from a cast iron skillet pan would be more easy to defend against in court as 'it was the first thing that come to hand when i confrounted them'.

also, WOO! that is a splendid pic.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# so what your saying is I should move the golf club from next to my bed and go with the classic spanging pan
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# the golf club will restrict you in the confined spaces in your house.
a smaller close quarters weapon will serve you better.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Use your shirt
like Jason Statham does in every fucking Transporter movie.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# *ponders*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

yummy! Good lad for doing it.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There's more than one?!
How could I have missed this?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Judging from the case for invading Iraq
I'd agree.

This is why I punch old ladies in the street - just in case they're Al Q'aida operatives in disguise.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# HAHA!
I mean, you bugger!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# If a stranger gets close enough
to be cut in half by a katana in your house, it`s most likely because they were posing a threat to you.

It could be vallid to relatives, your mother in law, and these people.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# If you can weild a katana in your house then you're lucky.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)