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(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Mmmmm.... warm Brew in the park.
:D

(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Enjoy irresponsibly
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I remember drinking four cans of that when I was round a mate's house when we were fifteen
My legs stopped working so I dragged myself to the phone and called my parents to say I wasn't going to be home that night. They kept the answerphone message for months!

Never touched the stuff since. Creeps up on you.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Only things special about special brew
It has NEVER been drunk indoors, or been paid for with a note.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# My step-father bought some with a credit card I'll have you know.
He was taking it to the curry house on the Ladypool Road though.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I've never tried this.
I'm far too classy of a gentleman to be drinking that warm cat piss.

*croissant and champagne*
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# me too.

*pastie and lambrini*
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# ive drank and enjoyed 12% belgian beer
but i darent touch this tramp juice...
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I like how it says "Enjoy resposibly" at the bottom of the can
But you can only drink half of it before you consume more than your recomended daily amount..!
Maybe tramps are supposed to buy one can and share it with a freind on a park bench.....
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# The very fact it says 'enjoy'
is bad enough. Its like alcoholic treacle piss mud.

Yet strangely moorish, and an excellent accompaniment to half a benson and a wash in a pond first thing in a morning.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Haha.... I used to drink it all the time years ago...
But it must be 20 to 25 years since I'v had a can now...
I sometimes look at it in the off licience as I pass the shelf with it on, and wonder for a second or two.... shall I try a can for old times sake.... but then always buy something nice instead....
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)