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Mooooore-NING! Help us choose the new Question of the Week

Here we go again with the weekly QOTW vote. Vote now! Vote often!

Text message rage: Drunken texting? Auto-correct woe? TELL US

Four minute warning: What would you do - apart from have an enormous wank - if the sirens went off?

Food fight: Kitchen disasters, culinary tales and actual food fights

Tactless: Tactless is my middle name, you know (Lie. It's Michael)

I thought nobody was looking: Because what the world needs is a collection of stories about people picking their nose on the bus. I'm not really selling this one, am I?

Racist Grandparents: Fuck it, we like this one, but it didn't win last week. Tell us about old people who are naughty and a little bit out of order

Vote closes: LATER

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)

Close QOTW

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)

^What bitchtits said^

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)

Yeah? YEAH?

Let's all go round truth fairy's house and...

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)

nice colour at 6 votes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)

I'd wager my arse is cleaner than truth fatty's carpet

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)

Pfft!

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)

Thank fuck you're here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)

4 months and 26 days - has posted 7 stories and 904 replies on question of the week

But what will you then do with your time on b3ta???

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)

I think he/she is asking for help

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)

UPSET

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)

my grandad is so RACIST right

this one time he said this really racist thing, oh my god

x50 = this QOTW

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)

Upset enough to post

"Waaah, close QOTW!!!!" every week?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)

I don't do it every week

and it's a simple case of click link, copy/paste

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)

besides, it's worth it for the number of

"NO, DON'T DO IT, WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT UPSET!!" posts

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)

methinks the lady doth protest too much

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)

looking at the results so far, I'd say I'm with the majority here

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)

Or that you don't get irony.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)

or perhaps its the wobblers who have difficulty understanding a joke

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)

it's a joke?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)

yes, QOTW is a joke

and it should be shut down

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)

you keep using that word

I do not think it means what you think it means

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)

it means you chubby feckers that get upset at the slightest provocation

no?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)

egads, you're right

joke /jk/ noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.
noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
5. a practical joke.
6. chubby feckers get upset at the slightest provocation

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)

Loving the effort here

NOT UPSET

EDIT and I thought you meant 'wobblers', not 'joke'

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)

Thanks for the clarification

but I didn't really expect you to understand anyway

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)

you're really terrible at this

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)

oh noes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)

HEY!

I'M ON A DIET!!

*continues to munch on bacon and cheese sarnie*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)

I just had a bacon roll

lovely

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)

see how much we have in common!

we can build on this in a hands across the boards kind of way.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

I'm currently wearing a pair of these...

www.toolsdiy.co.uk/shop/view/garden/4-pairs-latex-work-gloves/

It makes me feel like some kind of spy while typing

they are very handy for strangling

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)

I reckon they must make your hands smell really nice

after about five minutes.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)

my hands smell of blood

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)

Why is it sometimes I can vote again in 30 minutes

and sometimes in 1444 minutes X-infinity?

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..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)

It depends how the poll is set up in the first place.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)