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Close QOTW
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(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# ^What bitchtits said^
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Yeah? YEAH?
Let's all go round truth fairy's house and...
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(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# nice colour at 6 votes
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I'd wager my arse is cleaner than truth fatty's carpet
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Nooooo
then they'll be free! Think about what you'd be unleashing on an unsuspecting world!
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Thank fuck you're here
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# 4 months and 26 days - has posted 7 stories and 904 replies on question of the week
But what will you then do with your time on b3ta???
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I think he/she is asking for help
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# UPSET
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# my grandad is so RACIST right
this one time he said this really racist thing, oh my god

x50 = this QOTW
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Upset enough to post
"Waaah, close QOTW!!!!" every week?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I don't do it every week
and it's a simple case of click link, copy/paste
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
# besides, it's worth it for the number of
"NO, DON'T DO IT, WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT UPSET!!" posts
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# methinks the lady doth protest too much
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# looking at the results so far, I'd say I'm with the majority here
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Or that you don't get irony.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# or perhaps its the wobblers who have difficulty understanding a joke
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# it's a joke?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# yes, QOTW is a joke
and it should be shut down
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Here's the thing, truth fairy.
The majority of people on this board couldn't care less about /qotw. You clearly care deeply about it, and people find that goading you into primary school comebacks ("no, you're upset!") is more entertaining than actually reading any of the answers. Thanks!
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
I don't care at all, I just enjoy the furore
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# You're the only one participating in any furore.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# yes
I'm talking to myself here
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I'm replying to posts on a messageboard.
If you wish to imagine it as a seething cauldron of upset, when it looks to me that you're the only one who's at all worked up about any of it, be my guest. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# NOT UPSET
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# You know how I said your primary school comebacks were entertaining?
I lied.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# NOT UPSETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Oh dear, you're really not very good at this trolling lark, are you?
The "NOT UPSET" response is a useful tool, but it's one of the biggest trolling cliches and is best used sparingly. You've fatally overused it in this thread. It's also backfiring because, as I said before, you seem to be the only one who's actually upset.

The point of trolling is that you're supposed to wind other people up, not yourself. You should ask wormulus for some advice, he's very good at this kind of thing: gaz him a link to this thread and he could probably give you a few pointers in how to troll properly.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# NOT UPSET
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# you keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# it means you chubby feckers that get upset at the slightest provocation
no?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# egads, you're right
joke /jk/ noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.
noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
5. a practical joke.
6. chubby feckers get upset at the slightest provocation
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Loving the effort here
NOT UPSET

EDIT and I thought you meant 'wobblers', not 'joke'
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks for the clarification
but I didn't really expect you to understand anyway
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# you're really terrible at this
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# oh noes
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# HEY!
I'M ON A DIET!!

*continues to munch on bacon and cheese sarnie*
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I just had a bacon roll
lovely
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# see how much we have in common!
we can build on this in a hands across the boards kind of way.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)