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# Daily mail columnist
'I'm so incredibly pretty that people are constantly spraying their sexfilth over me in the streets. Woe is me, it's so hard being this pretty.'

Even though she's not. Twitter 'outrage' ensues, tens of thousands of extra hits on the DM website. Mail wins.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha christ, I just read your blog
"a light rain has soaked the lawns beyond the ha-ha" made me laugh so much I had to get up and go away and then come back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That one was SmallBrainField's
but thanks all the same!

edit/ actually, I hadn't noticed it doesn't say whose is whose. SBF's are more literary, mine are more straight-up filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I wish JJ would do some more drorrings of the day,
then I could write some more shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# haha, yeah
I do it cos I don't like "toon time", but if there's no toon time I miss writing filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I find I am ambivalent about 'toon time'.
Using it as an outlet for our creative writing I see as a threadsave.

I don't comment much on JJ's threads as he never comments on other peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# All of this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Actually to be fair to him he does
Not very often, it's true, but sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^This^
I can't see the RSS button, though, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I'll go on and sort it over lunch.
Edit: should be available now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Marvellous.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# This. Times a million.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Love the picture of her with her husband, though.
The entire brouhaha is worth skimming just for that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# He looks really pissed off
that someone's photographed them just as he was guiding her into the woods to kill her.

edit/ the pic in the follow-up today of her and Pascal with his gun out is just incredible! He's definitely Pascal from your stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)