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# Daily mail columnist
"I'm so incredibly pretty that people are constantly spraying their sexfilth over me in the streets. Woe is me, it's so hard being this pretty."

Even though she's not. Twitter "outrage" ensues, tens of thousands of extra hits on the DM website. Mail wins.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha christ, I just read your blog
"a light rain has soaked the lawns beyond the ha-ha" made me laugh so much I had to get up and go away and then come back
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That one was SmallBrainField's
but thanks all the same!

edit/ actually, I hadn't noticed it doesn't say whose is whose. SBF's are more literary, mine are more straight-up filth.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I wish JJ would do some more drorrings of the day,
then I could write some more shit.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# haha, yeah
I do it cos I don't like "toon time", but if there's no toon time I miss writing filth!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I find I am ambivalent about 'toon time'.
Using it as an outlet for our creative writing I see as a threadsave.

I don't comment much on JJ's threads as he never comments on other peoples.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# All of this
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Actually to be fair to him he does
Not very often, it's true, but sometimes.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^This^
I can't see the RSS button, though, which is a shame.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I'll go on and sort it over lunch.
Edit: should be available now.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Marvellous.
Thanks!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# This. Times a million.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Love the picture of her with her husband, though.
The entire brouhaha is worth skimming just for that pic.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# He looks really pissed off
that someone's photographed them just as he was guiding her into the woods to kill her.

edit/ the pic in the follow-up today of her and Pascal with his gun out is just incredible! He's definitely Pascal from your stories.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# WIN.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)