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[challenge entry] 'Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?'

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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# There's no booze in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# You are correct!
50 points
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I'd prefer booze
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# 50 pints of booze
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# mmm. booze
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Dammit, I want some booze RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# *watches clock until lunchtime*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# GAAAAAHHH
We've got one person leaving work today and it's my birthday on Sunday. We had a team meeting this week where the director gave my manager the impression that we could spend the afternoon in the pub. Turns out one of my colleagues disabused her of this impression, the massive idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Points is how you say Pints with my accent
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# mine too, strangely
everyone's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# yea the gingerbread man is about to twonk him one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# hehe, TWONK!
Gingy loves his lunchtime McFlurry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Is this twonking?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I fucking hate Dreamworks' output.
Watch a Shrek sequel back to back with a Pixar offering, and you'll see how cynical, poorly plotted, badly-animated and utterly devoid of charm it is in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# They get it right every now and then
Enjoyed How to Train Your Dragon and Mega-Mind (also Antz is a great film anyway, strangely dark) but it's usually a load of pop-culture references tied together by plucky misfits.

Pixar films are stories. Damn good stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Actually, exactly this ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Puts you off the creamy doughnuts
Very well "Twonked" (click)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Zippy is about to jump him from behind?
or is it lack of ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# gah, I really didn't need to see this
wasn't even thinking about these

but I got to do some shopping later and now I crave a mcshite between slices of bread with tomato puke on it.

yum! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Yeah, the McDonalds shot is of a wax model for photography purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# probably tastier
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm wax
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Only the "meat" bit, the rest is made from corn snacks
But you should never give it to your pet pooch.

Nik Naks, patty wax, give your dog a bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
# ...I'm stoking the boiler on my steam-powered Spang-o-matic
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Michael Douglas
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# No smashing blouses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# NOT MY TOPIC!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
Love all their remakes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I can only come up with one thing more disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Is that the bizarre Horne and Corden show?
I tried watching the first ep of that when it was first shown. I didn't even smile. And from what I could see, even the studio audience had to force the laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Yup. That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions in a sesame seed bun
looks fine
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# The tortoise is wearing glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Is it...
...a double layer of meat sandwich thingy in the lovely close-up shot, but a flaccid luke-warm single meat sandwich thingy in that man's hand?

Do I win £5?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right"?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Good Movie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# he thinks he is a sexaholic, maybe he should stick his dick in the burger
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)