yes
it's a chunk of easter egg i got out of the fridge hours ago and forgot about
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Wed 2 May 2012, 14:00,
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note to self
don't eat all Easter egg within two days of receiving it :(
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Wed 2 May 2012, 14:11,
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It's better there than on my
finely chiseled hips*
*hips may not in fact be, finely chiseled.
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Wed 2 May 2012, 13:19,
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*hips may not in fact be, finely chiseled.
are you usually in the habit of applying caramel to your hips?
if so, i'm assuming you get someone to lick it off
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Wed 2 May 2012, 13:22,
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I try
but due to my lack of fitness I usually can't catch anybody...
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Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24,
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lie in ambush
aand jump out at them. they'll stick to your caramel-coated hips and bingo! you've snagged yourself a licker!
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Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26,
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no, really
if they want to escape, they'll have to lick themselves free
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Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30,
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