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# I'm seeing Goatses everywhere these days...


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Posting this here as Marywhitehouse.com is down. Is it just me or does anybody else see a gaping pink hole at first glance? I've already booked my Spa Retreat Package as this looks too good to miss.
(strongp, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I see a gaping white space...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Good use of white space there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# .
And fantastic Photoshopping too. It's so seamless, it could almost be like he did nothing to it.
(username failed moderation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# He's shopped a cock on it
just above the hotel name but he didn't tell us about that.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# A green cock on a green background
Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# No a white one.
Or it could be a bishop for bashing.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# That's a fire hydrant, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Is Bishopstrow Hotel and Spa having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# it's nice to have a break after an anus horribilis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# See you next year! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Tell the internets on a fresh bed of white.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# It's the Tuesdayest Wednesday ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# If I scroll right, I can use my screen as a handy light source!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# what a waste of caramel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, careless waste of sugary foodstuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# \o/ just found chocolate behind my monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# are you sure it's chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# yes
it's a chunk of easter egg i got out of the fridge hours ago and forgot about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# note to self
don't eat all Easter egg within two days of receiving it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# didn't say it was my easter egg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# It's better there than on my
finely chiseled hips*


*hips may not in fact be, finely chiseled.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# are you usually in the habit of applying caramel to your hips?
if so, i'm assuming you get someone to lick it off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I try
but due to my lack of fitness I usually can't catch anybody...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# lie in ambush
aand jump out at them. they'll stick to your caramel-coated hips and bingo! you've snagged yourself a licker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# That sounds more like a sticker.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# no, really
if they want to escape, they'll have to lick themselves free
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# You've really thought this through.
I look forward to seeing crazy caramel lady on the news :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# i think on my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
caramel faeces
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# after a few hours, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Ain't no party
like a white space party
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# ...'cause a white space party don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The lady, third from the right
looks like a game bird
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# You are Abe Slaney AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Marywhitespace.com
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# is this supposed to be branded stationery?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# The fuck is Marywhitehouse.com?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
Epic. I missed the white space as I didn't have an editor handy and was working with a poxy little screen, but I will now make a point of forever including white space as it clearly promotes creativity.
(strongp, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:12, archived)