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# Found this Bullfinch in the garden this morning.


Blighter is ruining my grass.
(NorthernMunky, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Yes but can it be... ...Oh nevermind
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# moovelous
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Another stranger to the I Like This button has entered the arena.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Some people just have high standards.
Also, hello /board. Has anyone made sense of last night's shenanigans yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Look, she told me she was 18. Which is pretty old for a horse, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# There's a tiger in the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# It's underaged, you filthy yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# "It"? She has a name.
Don't be rude.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Dave?
He'll be back.
All it will take is a lack of validation from dA and they'll come marching back onto /board with more sugar-coated nonsense, before flouncing again after some perceived ill has been done to them.
Repeat ad nauseum.

Alternatively - JJ will post something and Moggy will magically reappear with no apparent memory of the last two days.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I feel a little guilty now about posting a picture with the sole intention of provoking her.
Only a little though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# She posted a picture with the exact same intention.
The whole "I'm-just-a-naive-girl-who-doesn't-understand" act is a total sham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
#
-just -naive-   -who-doesn't-understand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# That is still a very real possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# but equally that image was one of the best things i've seen on here for a while
so you karma is still in balance
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# She/he/it is our own little Bill Murray
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Back off man, she's an artist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# JJ is Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Again?
Christ on a bike.

Or Dave in an articulated lorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# EMO BULL CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# How does it pick up the seeds?

Eh?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Super sticky tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# happy b3taday sausage lady!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Ta duck!
Also hello *waves* how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# *waves* fine a s'pose
looking forward to getting drunk again for no real reason..win. win. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Ooooh ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Yes please

Happy signing-up-for-a-website day, my lovely banana
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# A whole bunch of thank you
Is that you would like a sticky tongue or you would like a genetically engineered bird with the head of a bull with a sticky tongue?

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I'll settle for the sticky tongue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Yours or someone elses?
Either way I've got a bumper bottle of PVA glue here that should do the trick. I also have glitter if you'd like to make it that much more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# WONGA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# CAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ta Ghosty
What is that thing? It looks like a giant poo! My favourite kind of poo incidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Well have you every seem a twenty foot long cake before without a giant, bipedal turd?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Actually......
No I haven't!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ta very muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# HAPPY CRANDAAALLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# CHEEERS
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It's you! And you've got a candle!
*glomps*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# It's youououououou
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Hello lovely!
Your powers of observation have grown strong in my absence I see!

*ensqueezles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# happy candles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Thanking you muchly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# CAYKE!
Thanks mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I'd say with its mouth..next
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Prehensile buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Most awesome of the Fringillidae
It's even an emo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# I have a hankering for some Highland Toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# You're in luck, readers. There's one on the front cover of this very issue.
That's if Ivy hasn't got there first! Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^Readers voice
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# this is giving me the horn
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Class, simply class!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Excellent.
That's classic b3ta that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# CROG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)