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# There's nothing on the telly.
I think this is still available for 7 days.



Click to engorge. (138k)
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Simply tickle to swell.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Click to explode!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# MOO STASH
mit shrimp unt zee barbie
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# what the hoop!?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# spunkhat
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# NOT NOW DATA, I'M TRYING TO SCORE SOME ASS
I'M TRYING TO SCORE SOME ASS
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# FIRE ALL FUCKS ON MY COMMAND




...FIR!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# FLAN, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!(also most glory is served...here)

Also I realise that Flan is Walter not Donny oh yes I know my shit.

oh wait..donny's in the background...also..
imgur.com/gallery/8Cd8r
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# :D
That scene in Fisher King with the tranny on the desk is crying out for Flanomorphing.

"Everything's coming up roses!"
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# That tranny was in a sitcom with Burt Reynolds, I forget it's name.
Gilliam lost it after Fear and Loathing, Dr Parnassus was unwatchable.

spotify:track:1t3Pb9MwO9lXJf6ZgqRN0f (Refraction - Original Mix by Dextems)

Ed: Oh Fuck, that 'tranny' was in Waterworld, I know this because my brother and I have a joke when I say, "very human of you" as that's one of his lines from the film.

It's funny if you're Smee.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# 'Evening Shade', possibly.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# you're goode
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Beam me down, Scotty!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# ENSIGN FLAN IS FUCKED

also you might like this as you like movie gubbins

imgur.com/gallery/8Cd8r
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Ha-ha! It is a nice shirt, though.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# it really ties the room togedda
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# does it still count as animal porn?
*readies tissues* (i have repor tissues)

also, the trekwars sarlacc pit: is it meant to resemble an eye?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Well, he has
got his finger up its bum.
Being the Beeb he is wearing latex gloves, however.
I THINK that's for health and safety...actually, it might be linked to the face-fungus.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# probably for the shrimp's health and safety
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# not an eye, no
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# A belly button
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# i don't even
want to know what that is
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Stent?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# No that's wrong, shit.... those holes doctors leave in you for colostomy bags and stuff
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Stoma!
It's a stoma.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# oh great
thanks for remimding me of my stepmum. fuck.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Looks like a neck one, rather than a nasty gut one.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# lower than the neck
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Er, upper body cavity?
Chest? Armpit?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# lower
and it's a natural stoma, not surgical
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Natural?
It's a bit chicken skinny for an arsehole...
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Have I got a hole somewhere I haven't discovered yet?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# is an arsehole
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# my wife has two
i'm the other one
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# It's nicely shaven. Or am I just unnaturally hairy?
I am normal, right?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# i think it's probably a girl
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# *bites lip*
*furiously writes emotional letter to problem pages*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Man up, woman.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# OH WAIT THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# This is why girls refuse to talk to me, isn't it?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# technically you are correct
it is a form of stoma
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# better than all over the carpet
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# have you had her?
:D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# nice puckering
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I almost fell in.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# then you would have discovered
a new form of suffering as you are digested over a thousand years

or something
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# R2!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# it's the sarcack
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Tickle or Tackle?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# OO! OO!
Decapod cams!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# you know you want to
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# * BLUSHES *
I just did...
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# There's a joke about prawn mayonnaise in there somewhere
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# * Titter * *Sniggle *
* Giggle * * Snigger *

Wait for it....wait for it.....

Some real * guffaw * PRAWN CRACKERS in there!!!!

A-hahahahaha........ahem.....I'll get me coat.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# there's 500 channels ffs!!!
:D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Shit just got reel.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)