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# Brussel Howard
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# More front pages than clicks.
Another shocking display of a talented person who is unwilling to acknowledge the work of others.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I think you'll find the majority of my front pages
were from 5/6 years ago or more BEFORE all of this like click stuff was introduced.

I have hardly posted here in the last 4 years !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Best not hang around too long.
Wouldn't want you to use up this year's supply of clicks in one evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# What a lovely person.
So nice to come back to B3TA after all this time and be presented with this.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Here, have this, it's the highest award I've got.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
#
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# sounds like a country and western song
"y'ol wandering liver, wandering liver"
"turned up at the joint in the old town"
"knocked back his whiskey while wearing dat ol' frown"
(and blaa blaa further lyrics of a depressing descent into hell, country style).
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I was Born under a Wandrin' Liver
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Stand by your Wandering Liver
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# out of warranty
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# just needs a bit of reflow, it'll be fine
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# erm...
*googles reflow*
Haha, yeah. Reflow.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# APPLE LAPTOP BUILD QUALITY JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# And just WHAT are you implying?
Mine has only been sent off for repair or replacement due to manufacturer defects FOUR TIMES since I bought it new. Perfectly reasonable I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# that's nothing, I tried to flush a citroen 2CV down my toilet on no less than 7 occasions!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# 1. Faulty screen with dark band along the bottom.
2. Faulty lid catch, resulting in the top springing up and waking from sleep at random occasions.
3. Faulty screen with white blotches here and there.
4. Superdrive that packed up, trapping a disc inside. Oh, I loved making that phone call to tech support and spending forty minutes with some retard repeatedly telling me to insert the system restore DVD to solve the problem.
Not to mention the two PSU's that have died, one of which caught fire. Yeah, foolish me for buying any of that overpriced crap in the first place.

And your own problem is, I suspect, a buffer overflow issue. Install an additional DIMM in your cistern then reset your alternator, that should see you alright.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# An extra DIMM in the cistern will help with my block processing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# My Power Mac is now fucked
Refuses to turn on. Dig through the documentation Apple doesn't want you to read and you find it's either a RAM issue or a CPU issue. Their engineers are advised to yank the CPU and check none of the pins are bust. Great - if they weren't before they probably will be after that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# :(((
For the kind of money they ask, their machines should be absolutely flawless. I wish they'd spend more time concentrating on whether their hardware works properly, rather than fucking about with OMG-ultra-thin-but-no-drives-or-anything-useful, dodgy music players, tarted-up magic slates, phones that you can't use to make phone calls, cloud TV or whatever their latest distraction is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# they are a bigger phone company than a computer company now
I think they rely on the rabid apple fans to see no faults and buy all things.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Unfortunately true
I'm typing this on a Macbook Pro and I've liked the machines I've had, but the overzealous worship that goes into so much of this is frankly alarming. Apple make nice computers - so do Sony, and so do Toshiba and HP at the higher end of their ranges.

That said, I wouldn't mind one of the Core i7 Macbook Airs for when I travel. I travel a lot and I like the idea of a computer that's actually faster than my MBP, weighing 1.5kg less. Though with the work I do the SSD might be fucked with weeks. Hmmm. This might not be as good an idea as it first looked.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# To be fair it is seven years old now
but even so :( It might just be a couple of RAM chips buggered in which case life is easy. If it's the CPU I may as well sell it back to Apple for the enormously generous £30 they'll give me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Seven years?
Was the G5 really all that long ago? :'(
OH GOD WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# It's a late 2005 model
So about six and a half years. They went all-out Intel not all that long after, I think.

What's even more alarming is they haven't bothered changing the case since. They probably should - it weighs a motherfucking ton.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Heptaptosis is a genus of moths in the family Lymantriidae.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10791333
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# And I will give you a rave kitten
He's yours for the night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Yay
that's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# stick around
Don't worry about Mr Grumpypants there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I will in a sec
really gotta go temporarily and scrub my naked body of all the grim that has accumulated.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Oh dear - covered in grim, again?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# haha
ok then, with added e.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# evrything's better with an e
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# have a happy lychee


to ward off the miserable arse above
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Long live the lychee
good work Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# ha, bizarre
I didn't even know that stuff was in the profile screen now.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# You mad bro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# ^^^
Whose troll account?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Whoever he is, certainly seems to have a bee in his bonnet over the like button
b3ta.com/search/posts/88546
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Yes, a spare account for petty grievances.
I wouldn't call it a 'comedy' account though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# The account seems to have had a normal beginning
including a "Hi this is my first picture post" If it's someone's troll account they've put some work into making it look genuine.

Probably just some knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# *checks profile*
that's rich.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A TEXT BOX
MMNNGGGGGNGGGGG

You alright koit? Haven't seen you around for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Hi Mofaha
Nah mate, been most busy with work, projects, house etc.

Alright for the most part (except for that mmnnnnnnnggg above) - there's always one !

How's your good self ?
Still pumping out the lunacy ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I've been busy too, letting the gayshift down, shameful really.
Real life gets in the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Real life
who'd have one !

They're overrated anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I could repost an emergency gay shift image
but it'd be a repost, it just... would feel dirty, and cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:40, archived)
# EMERGENCY REPOST


I took a bullet for you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# and I'll post something completely original that I made myself entirely and didn't steal from mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# ahaha
alas i've never not stolen anything from mofaha but i did steal something from killerkitti and that's near enough
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# "Why, hello thar!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# DICKS FROM SPASE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I don't know where the ET You're So Big! stuff came from
but that was my lousy contribution
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# someone who we thought was trolling at first
didn't he also do the crashed invalid carriage into a roadside ditch?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# absolutely no idea
we're going back to the darkest days of my b3ta youth here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# going into the mists of time... whereupon everything becomes wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# dark and wobbly
like oprah

i'm hullbound i guess
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Killerkitti is here right now!
I'll show her this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# haha aces
i think she saw it at the time too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah, she remembers.
Apparently I rescued this little guy from the apartment after she photographed it.
Ready to feel old? She's here visiting with her fiance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Ahahaha
You bastard. (And don't tell Clan Soul, the poor chap would be devestated.) She must have had an interesting early teenhood spending so much of it amongst a bunch of bitter puerile jokers on B3ta... :)

Didn't that little chap have a leg missing or something?


Edit: actually I stole this from her, too.

I have no idea why I made it quite so insanely green.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Kk and Clan Soul finally met in the UK about 3 years ago
when she was over there looking at colleges.
I've just asked her, and apparently he had both legs at that point :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# 3 years ago...
things.. happening.. 3 years ago..

years..

merging into years...

LOL, where the poop did it go/went?

EDIT: Wait, clansoul lost a leg?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# 3 years ago???
christ almighty, i really am getting old! and what's this about having both legs?


edit: fucking hell i'm slow tonight. so is discomeats by the look of it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I feel much older now
and soon the grasp of senility will make me not mind and find it all quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Top hole, what what.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# pip pip!


i think i stole the bulk of this from topupthetea. i added the really seamy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I expect the nightlife to be off the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# I think by the time the sun sets
everyone's too zonked from the day
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# My kind of town!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Mine too
Everyone needs a rest every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Aaaah!
*kicks off shoes and dances in local fountain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# you're in good company
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# can I post other things I have stolen
I mean modified.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Hhaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# I've stolen so much shit I can't even remember if I stole this from you

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# draw two pigeons arguing over beer!
that'll solve the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# That sounds most reasonable good Sir
I shall hop to it forthwith.

And by that I mean I won't, I'll rod off, have a shower and come back in a minute or 10. :)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I may have to take half the liver back
it's not out of spite, I have some lager I need to process.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# haha
that is a random liver award mate. I like it.

Do you have other organ based gifts ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# just the one, but it's only available on a rental basis

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That makes me need to go and shower
much quicker. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# SHOWER FAST THROBBING BONER
The third and final "crouching tiger hidden dragon" episode.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I came back with the intention of learning to use gimp and joining back in to the frolics of b3ta
I discovered some people like basically what you just gone done did.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# broken b3ta :(
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I'd rather have ten talented posters who don't click
than ten clicks and no talented posters. This isn't a popularity contest; now that my well has well and truly run dry I just want to be entertained.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# I got well fixing equipment
*unzips*

AHHH, BRISK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# That's pretty entertaining, I must say
and quite the boost to my ego
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# sorry man, I'm out of liver, it's the best I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# it's good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# "I... I don't know what I'm looking at!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Well...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# ahaha
I don't have a comeback for that gem
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# That evening..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# That dog looks a bit put upon
I dread to think what Luke's doing to him. If he's not careful he'll end up on the news.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# In a spooky interconnected fashion..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# OH MAN I AM OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Aww
A beautiful scene from the homestead.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I was staring at this and wasn't quite sure what I was doing.
Then my other half wished me goodnight and asked why I was monging out at a picture of an ostrich.
I think it's time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:59, archived)
# hahaha
probably. he's a cute little bugger though so i think you can be forgiven

shit it's gone 2am. my sleep patterns have gone to blue blazes in the last couple of weeks. i think i should also retire
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 3:25, archived)
# this x 100
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Same hymn sheet I'm singing from, fellow child of the Almighty.
May God see fit to bless us with more talented people.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Damn fucking straight



^ the extent of my talent
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I liked this post
my clicks have gone up by one. Am I out of trouble yet ?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Bless you, my child.
Now say ten hail robs and click ten black 'n' white faceswaps, and you will be forgiven.

may have just outed myself there
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# You're Clay!
Or The Hedgehog From Hell!
Or LS18!
Or someone else not listed above.

But probably Clay. It's the dig at mods in your name that seals the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Heh, don't read too much into that.
This account was created as part of a half-thought-through prank with another ex-b3tan (which came to nothing). I just logged in because I wanted to search for something.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I know you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Hello!
I'm not staying, and I'm not really *back*. This is just a passing hello.

Hello!
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Welcome back, sir. Even if it is only a fleeting visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Passing hello back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)
# worst. flounce. ever.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Oh hai AM ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# *awards prize*
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# 2nd choices ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# :D *clicks* :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I don't believe you, now.
That AM had a thing about never using smileys. C'est un imposteur!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# ;)
:D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# I did all of that
and I wanked into a cup.

I've still not seen Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# He turned the semen into wine.
Or maybe it was the other way around. I get confused.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Lovecraft how about shutting the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:06, archived)
# why?
does free speech scare you?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# fucking free speech bollocks..
b3tas dying on its arse because of cunts like that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)
# yourself included, right?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# not going to rise to your trolling anymore.
it's pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# that actually looks like some sort of bag suffocation fetish thing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Sprouty
Does anyone know what Jimmy Carr has done? Seems to be a bit of a hoo-hah on Twitter at the mo but I can't fathom what it's about.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# seems he doesn't pay tax
to any great extent
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Even Mike Batt is calling him a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# petard hoisting, an ever popular sport
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# He no likey taxes, much like everybody else, but is able to do something about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Who's This "Jammy Carr" everyone's talking about?


If anyone wants to GIF this, go ahead.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
#


background from maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I salute you, sir.
Or possibly madam, although with a name like Dick Wonder that seems unlikely.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# he does a lot of fart jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# No mouth and he'd still be funnier
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I'm guessing he would get exponentially funnier
the more of him you removed
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:54, archived)