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# Mine's lunch time!! He loves Slut meat!!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Hurray for slutmeat :D
Why the blindfold? I like to see the terror in a victim's eyes.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Yays!! XD
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:07, archived)
# LOL IT SOUNDS LIKE NUTMEAT
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:07, archived)
# AND BUTTMEAT xD
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
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(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# So that's how
they breed so fast
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Oh christ this is fantastic, again.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)
# This is lovely
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:34, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)
# DDWN WITH THIS SDKT DI THING
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:20, archived)
# 4EVA
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Ooooo-kay!
Is this your moving tribute to the brave athletes of the Paralympics?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:13, archived)
# i cant imagine why anyone would bother making this
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Because they're a fucked up mentalist
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
#
私はオレンジ色の根野菜に向かって前向きな気持ちを持っている
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Japanese food is expensive
it costs an arm and a leg
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:16, archived)
# What kind
of Sunday afternoon would it be without a multiple amputee rabbit with big tits about to be eaten alive? In a thong?
True colours shining through; you are a sick fuck Dave.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# What does he think of slit meat?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Isnt that the south african version of slut meat?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# You mean like we have luncheon meat and the Americas have Spam
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Spam is called 'Spem' in Seuth Effrika
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I love your Scotish accent!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha - fucking hell
I dont think ive ever seen / heard that!

Folks would never be able to do that these days.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha yer! great program it was.
I remeber it being played on the radio too!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# It does seem mildly familar, but obviously, the chicken song (and star trekkin'!) were the ones i remember most
Agh - got the chorus to your link stuck in my head now...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha it is remarkably catchy! It usually sticks in there for a week or so!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Still stuck in my head :-/
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Well done Dave. FFS!
You draw like a bloke as you're very obsessed with female anatomy and cheapen women to merely express them as sexual objects and what is fucking wrong with you about dismembering women?

Many here are convinced you are a Japanese batshitcrazy girl - but the more you draw the more I'm convinced that's not the case, or if it is you're pretty fucked up in the head.

Anyway - just opinionlols I'm sure you'll carry on trolling either way.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:20, archived)
# ^ more or less exactly what she said.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I might have led a sheltered life...
actually, no I haven't. No woman I have ever met would refer to a helpless quadraplegic as a 'slut'.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Exactly. And I have definitely not lead a sheltered life either.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Ive lived a sheltered life
Ive been in a house for most of it.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Fairly sure it's a japanese bloke with feminine hands :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I think this.
Either that or the hand was Google sourced. You never see Dave and the hand together in the same photo - Maybe he dismembered a girl and put a cut on the finger of her severed hand?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# edward googlehands?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# i think it just takes other peoples pictures and adds some shit feature to them, or puts them through a filter
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# That's an interesting idea
This maybe is why "it" is inconsistent at drawing complete pictures or drawing to request.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# i'm sure one of us proved that its rabbit thing pictures were just edited from someone else's work
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# DAMMIT, SEARCH IS BROKEN
how am i meant to find the thread now
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Dude, ALL manga is just edited from someone else's work.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:49, archived)
# by someone else, i mean one guy
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:57, archived)
# She'll keep posting as long as we keep replying.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:04, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 19:14, archived)
# True - but then people keep replying I had held off for ages
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 20:37, archived)
# What an earth makes you think any of us would want to see that?
More to the point, what benito said, and maiden.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Errm
Why do you bother?

Edit: You're just a waste of everyone's time
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Does anyone know...
...the best way to heat old pizza? Some say spray it with cooking oil first. Is this good?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Sit on it, and fart on it repeatedly.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I tried that
Unfortunately I had been on the Guinness the night before. It wasn't good
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# They werent olives then?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# On the buses Olive?
Noooooooooooo.....
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Ah, so they were Blakey's pizzas then?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# ^ this
The rest rest of you are talking shite
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Depends what is on it
I eat them cold. My attempts at re-heating anything usually results in a small fire and botulism.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# It was a 'Meat Feast'
God knows what meat it was
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Mostly pepperoni, and ham nothing that would come to much harm unless it has mould on it :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# How much mould?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Well if the pizza is moving by itself and showing signs of sentience then it's perhaps ok to eat
if it's just at the developmental stages of mould then probably not.

You then have the moral dilemma of whether you should eat a new life-form or let it live and become our Overlord
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Whoops
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Is it self aware?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# A bit of Olive Oil rubbed into the underside of the base will moisten it
maybe a bit of grated cheese and some tomato paste spread on the top will bring it back to life.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# That is what I say...
...to all my girlfriends.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# haha Kinky!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# And a light spanking for a dessert
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:51, archived)
# You lot are impossible :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# How old are we talking? From Tudor times?
I'd say just whack it in the oven at 200C for 5 minutes. Bear in mind reheating pizza is just about the extent of my cooking abilities...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# microwaved until it's sizzling and then slathered in caesar dressing
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I do like scantily-clad limbless anthropomorphic rabbit-woman hybrids, but I couldn't eat a whole one
or ever imagine that they're appropriate content for this site
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# This would go well with carrots
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Fuck you, you weirdo cunt.
There. I've said it...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# What... the... shuddering... FUCK?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:11, archived)
# For fuck's sake. You are seriously deranged.

(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:14, archived)
# save me a slice of rump
and, FFS, it's just a cartoon on the internet, no need to get a froth on!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Hang about, I'll dig out and repost that "Mohammed in Nazi uniform fucking Maddy's corpse in a tunnel in Paris"
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 19:32, archived)
# as long as it has good hummus, anything goes :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Yes but the stuff dingbats from Japan posts is never hummus.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 20:38, archived)
# this one wasn't so dull
www.b3ta.com/board/10842900
what moggy is or isn't matters not. but it is the only regular source of entertainment around here. i can only dream of being that good at winding people up for my own amusement, and few of us get the amount of replies moggy gets, even if most of them are "fuck off dave"
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Meh!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ?
WTF
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Idiot
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# You have issues.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Well I like it.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:24, archived)