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[challenge entry] 'Keep moving'


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:53, archived)
# I did this just last night
thanksfully on just a small flat pink piece
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:54, archived)
# I did it a few weeks back
I'd fucked my achilles tendon and was on crutches, full weight on good foot on bastard lego....Foot bled!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:58, archived)
# ooof!
that's the way to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Oh aye.
I was hobling to the door to sign for a parcel..

The postman heard:

"Hang on mate, I'm just on my....OWWWWWWW FUCKING HELL! FUCK OW FUCK OW"
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
postmen must get to see and hear some funny things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:13, archived)
# i like to greet him wearing a flimsy négligée.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Yes on the Schmidt pain index pink barely registers a 1
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Only ever owned one piece of Lego, and that was a spaceman figure.
This recently grabbed my interest, but despite getting the required number of votes to hit production, Lego deemed it "age inappropriate"..
www.geekologie.com/2012/04/shaun-of-the-dead-lego-set-shot-down-by.php

I'd probably buy 2000AD Lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Aww I'd have loved to have this :(
This, or the Titty Twister from From Dusk Till Dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Someone I know built a strip club out of LEGO.
I think the high point of that was the local rag asking for a quote from his Grace the Bishop of Swindon for its two-page feature.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha, what a pity

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Peggnops
Peggnops
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Lego's too good for 'em, bastards!
Give 'em the upturned plug!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)
# You monster
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:10, archived)
# I did the upturned plug a couple of years back. Actually drew blood.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:11, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:14, archived)
# it's the way that it instantly cripples you
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha!
why didn't they ever do this in Saw movies?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:35, archived)
# ooph :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Beige kitchen
is beige
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:37, archived)