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[challenge entry] What is it with the breakfasts?


Hello b3ta people. Been a while. I trust you've all been good boys and girls.

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# black pudding ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Black pudding's black today mother.
Even the white bits are black.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# damn straight.
We'll have no honky pudding round here.

And don't call me mother...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# ECKY THUMP
now i hunger for puddin'
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# there seems to be a lack of toasts or fried bread
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Guaranteed to inject a bit of life into an online discussion - the composition of the Full English.
I did have a pic which included the fried slice, but that had no bacons, which to my mind is the greater omission by far.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# indeed
bacon is a staple.

i love fried bread, with a slosh of vinegar over it.

also beans? mushrooms? discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# /\ very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# One of my favourite gags
What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast?
This morning my fella had cereal.

Did you post a picture of a delicious fry up at lunchtime deliberately?! You're mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Purely accidental, but yes, now I want one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I am staying in a hotel on the night of the 17th
One the 18th the all you can eat breakfast had better be ready for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# I hope the breakfast gods spare you the fate of the "all-dried-out-after-hours-under-the-hotlamp" crashing disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# hell havth no fury like a hungry b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# that's quite a tall chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Mmmmmm.... bacon.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Mmmm. Is it just me, or can anyone else see the angry clown??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Haha jesus!
A fertile imagination there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Green ham and eggs? Do wot, Jon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)