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[challenge entry] if you do come.. at least.. head to the right area


no i carnt spell pidgeon!

From the Don't Visit Britain challenge. See all 80 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Including the Republic of Ireland in that will go down well.
I see Yorkshire's getting off lightly all things considered.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Northern Ireland isn't part of GB either.
Apparently the Shetlands got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Also, I can hear the pigeons going at it on the office roof despite it being dark.
so have a pea-roast I thought I'd never use again.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:12, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Good concept
but whiskey in Scotland? I think you mean whisky.
And Leicester is famous for Members of Parliament?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:35, archived)
# erm...
should've been IRN BRU... and erm... haha
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# You made this back in 2009?
98
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# i did.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I just cracked the same rib as I did back then :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# :D
(it seemed to almost fit the compo)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# and still be relevent in 2018 I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# impossible..
the world ended in 2012 didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# I can't help you there
It's still Thursday isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Certainly did.
Luckily some aliens stored us all on back-up tapes and we're currently on a loop on a computer somewhere until they can finish building "Earth Park" so aliens from all over the quadrant can come and see the funny pink things that smell of pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# What, sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# no ...
Beefburgers
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# It's what our physical forms became.
I wonder what the religious standpoint would be - how would it go down to eat only halal food, yet be made into non-halal sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Stretched skin filled with assorted chemicals, water, tissue and bone?
became are
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:32, archived)
# So, this is a pearost, in a new thread plus the cheek of compoing it!
No offence, just practising my board Nazi {;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:27, archived)
# jawohl
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Terrible board naziing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# What about the gay-hating, inbred Manx?*
*Not all of them are -- I have family on the IoM, some of whom came from the mainland.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Everyone's family on the Isle of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8Dg4nW7lU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Sure smells of mind piss round these parts.
Youtube: "Do you want to change your name to match $_otherGoogleservice?"
Me: "No, fuck off. I just want to watch the video."
Youtube: "Gwan, gwan, gwan, deliberately vague button that sounds like the choice you want, but leads to the choice we want"
Me "FUCKOFFYOUCAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNT"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:09, archived)
# deviants!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8Dg4nW7lU
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Bigot's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:37, archived)
# I do not watch Jeremy Kyle you utter bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:37, archived)
# me neither!
but my wife does... (through her swollen eyelids)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:43, archived)
# I see...
Members of parliament being centralised so they can take part in the debauchery of the counties around them? DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
(also which county is the MPs second homes in..?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# no mention of cider in the south west?
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:12, archived)