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[challenge entry] When will one of these impotent twats give me a daughter?

From the Smash the Patriarchy challenge. See all 88 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I know we had a row, but do you think we should invite The Jews round for dinner?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Yes, but don't seat them near that Rudi Hess. She can't get on with anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
#
And she never washes her nets....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Have you SEEN her doorstep?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# lice
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Cockatrice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# castrated
yikes, who'd be fool enough to marry after the first one got castrated (or beheaded for that matter)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 23:24, archived)