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# i'm bored
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
# he was clearly running away to laugh his cock off
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# new image challenge: potato stamps
how good is the avg b3tan at carving taters
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:06, archived)
# taters wouldn't be pleased about that at all
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# how about b3tan into b3auty?
www.b3ta.com/links/1047719

Link /links to rather terrible photoshoppery
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
i love the fact they've called him "something of a last boss"
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:20, archived)
# I have a chicken sandwich.
it contains chicken.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# so do i
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# roast, mashed or boiled?
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:12, archived)
# jumbo jackets
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# that'll do
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# OK
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:14, archived)
# \o/
now leukaemia my sausages!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I can't wait to get my hands
on your russets!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:19, archived)
# that makes them sound ginger
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Show us your tits.
Or other birds in your yard.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# magpies, mostly
noisy fuckers.
them and seagulls.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:28, archived)
# There used to be seagulls in the carpark where I worked
Everyone who worked there knew not to park under the lamp posts
Because for seagulls, every night is a 15 pints and a vindaloo night.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:33, archived)
# one shit on my head on weymouth prom
stinky isn't the word
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Was there a couple of weeks ago. Had fish and chips at The Boat (very good) but the hooligan seagulls who clean up the leftovers are MASSIVE!!!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:47, archived)
# they're giant evil fuckers
bloody hell, it's almost 7 and my tea is still in the freezer! better go home, i think.
'bye!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I found these in the supermarket earlier
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# the phrase "wanky veg"
makes me wince
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# You had a bad experience with a courgette?
You're supposed to rub them with a cloth first to get all the spiky little hairs off.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# you know far too much about this kind of thing
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:40, archived)
# He went to med school.
He's had all kind of things up him.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# good point
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# The dipping sauce is a pleasure to make..
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Enter it into the naughty shop challenge.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:51, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Wanky veg?
Wanky veg.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Everything defaults to stroke.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:25, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Survival instinct!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:48, archived)
# I'v just formatted and reinstalled, so have no programs except PAINT!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# never rub another man's radish
or, indeed, rhubarb
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# I like to fry my meat before I toss in my vegatables
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Never rhubarb another mans radish.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Best thing you've done for AGES.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I keep saying this
but I miss Mort the Ostrich
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Ooohhh

also: hello!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Ooohhh!

also: Ahojky!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Would
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:57, archived)