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[challenge entry] {inserts joke about gavin's special resin}

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:29, archived)
# A B3TA member once posted their alternative AutoGlass jingle:
"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace,
Jizzing in your hair, Jizzing in your face."

and I've never been able to see their adverts again without thinking this!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Haha!
*overwrites jingle permenantly in subconcious*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
that's made those ads bearable now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Injecting their special resin in your crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, archived)
# think i'd read it in viz as
jizz all in your hair, jizz all on your face...
either way, it's better than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:45, archived)
# haha, stand back from your screen and squint at these 50 cent coins
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Is it a dolphin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:38, archived)
# *squints, crosses eyes, turns upside down*
horse on a scooter I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:40, archived)
# It was hard using only 50 coins, but here's a hint
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:10, archived)
# 'es got a boogah 'angin off 'is nose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)
# all I see is a very short giraffe in a sailboat :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:44, archived)
# It's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:59, archived)
# a schooner in a sailboat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:14, archived)
# a stoat, in a coat, in a boat, in a moat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Schooner or later, it turns into a pun thread
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23, archived)
# 50 sCents of Grey
is a detached reference to nothing much in the thread but let's assume I'm being haunted by the ghost of Djuna Barnes' stream of conciousness
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Finally
my LSD overdosing has come to some good use, THERE'S A FACE IN THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Yeah, if you go to the other side of the room, you should see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
# meh...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:32, archived)