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[challenge entry] The editor of The Telegraph has written a letter to their readers to vote for his favourite party so I thought I CAN DO THAT TOO


Sorry about this. I'm quite enjoying the whole election thing, and there's no point being an out of control media owner if you don't try and use your power to sway elections.

From the Election Posters challenge. See all 146 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:59, archived)
# Basically comes down to The Man Who Fumbled a Bacon Butty, versus The Man Who Used A Knife And Fork To Eat a Hot Dog.
On such weighty matters hang the fate of nations.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:01, archived)
# giant douche vs turd sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:18, archived)
# Ed Milliband with control of nuclear weapons.
Hmmmmmmmm...... No thanks.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:03, archived)
# Given that Boris will almost certainly take over the reins from Cameron at some point during the next parliament, do you consider that to be a safer option?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:05, archived)
# 100% Yes
and sexier, too.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:08, archived)
# ^this^
fucking terrifying prospect him playing Mr Bean at a sensitive diplomatic meeting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:14, archived)
# Would rather see a diplomatic meeting between Boris and Putin
than Ed and Putin.....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:15, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:04, archived)
# UKIP 4 LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:06, archived)
# I'm with Ed. The alternatives are far too scary
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Whats the difference between Labour and Tory?
Personally I'd rather eat my own shit than vote for either.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:15, archived)
# That can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:16, archived)
# If the cons get back in and the food banks can't cope...
...what can one do, don;t worry though I am sure Mary Berry has a few WWII recipes.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 May 2015, 13:42, archived)
# The power's gone to your head, man
In a few years' time you'll be the next Rupert Murdoch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:16, archived)
# Their initials are both RM
Coincidence? ...hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:22, archived)
# Hrrrm
And the DNS update has propagated.

imwatchingyouthroughyour.webcam/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:26, archived)
# *removes mum's knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Aren't you worried about the mansion tax?
You'll be hammered for B3ta Towers.
(AdrianJ, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:32, archived)
# if you're a brigadier, i'm a deckchair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:08, archived)
# No chance
Student campaigners are without doubt the worst kinds of people. Also I don't want a "better" world, where "better" is represented by making everyone as poor as each other - That's what equality means to Labour. I want a country where people can work hard and get rewarded for it.

Also can I have an "I hate this" button now - I've never felt the need for it before this post.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Never trust a student with an opinion on anything
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:23, archived)
# I find their musical tastes VERY wayward...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Like those willing to work hard enough to pay for advertising for their coffee brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:10, archived)
# Well, I wasn't going to vote Tory, but your argument about voting for the guy who got pissed as a student rather than being involved in politics swayed me...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:58, archived)