The demand for eyes is suchthat growing them in a cave is the only way to keep up with demand.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:02,
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They're growing humans in a cave?Disgusting! I demand free-range eyeballs!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07,
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"The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes" is not a sentence which I expected to hear today.*edit* Compo it, man!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:11,
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I wouldn't want my fresh eyes spoiled by daylight,far better to grow them in caves under the dim glow of fluorescent fungi.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:23,
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