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# The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes.

Hello everybodes it's been a while!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:46, archived)
# Brainy!
Now this could be interpreted at least two ways. Are those critters doing the harvesting, say, from humans who initially welcomed them? Or are they the ones being harvested, poor naive aliens that thought the humans were being friendly when they waved those scalpels about?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:52, archived)
# The demand for eyes is such
that growing them in a cave is the only way to keep up with demand.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
# They're growing humans in a cave?
Disgusting! I demand free-range eyeballs!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07, archived)
# "The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes" is not a sentence which I expected to hear today.
*edit* Compo it, man!!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:11, archived)
# I wouldn't want my fresh eyes spoiled by daylight,
far better to grow them in caves under the dim glow of fluorescent fungi.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:23, archived)
# Hey little boy, what you got there?
Kind sir, it's a mollusc I've found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5K_w9Tbhoc
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:14, archived)
# Blimey
haven't heard that in ages.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:21, archived)
# It's been lingering in your subconcious
with its wandering eye
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)
# Hail the Boognish :)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:40, archived)
# they are attractive eyes
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] soon as he heard it was the EYES they were after.......
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:01, archived)
# Yay!!!
\o/
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:11, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:51, archived)
# ah
who let mr chuzzleworth loose?

(iirc..?)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 11:40, archived)