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Ban this equipment shaming filth...

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(AdrianJ, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 16:31, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 16:34, archived)

There really is so much in Cartwright's catalogue...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 18:23, archived)

ikr

And no you can't pay weekly

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 18:26, archived)

I ordered a suit. When it arrived it looked nothing like it did in the catalogue.

It was a lawnmower.
I'm here all week...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 18:41, archived)

lol

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 19:40, archived)

Thank you for your feedback...

I have checked your order details and I'm afraid that the Jimmy Saville Full-Body Suit (with real hair) had in fact been withdrawn from sale. If you refer to your delivery note, you will see that the Cartwright's Real Sheep Lawnmower you received was a substitute item. If you did not wish to accept this substitute, then you should have informed our delivery driver upon receipt of your order. Our records show that you did not decline this substitute when your order was delivered at 04:07am on the 14/07/15, therefore your account has been debited accordingly. If you are unhappy with this, then please don't hesitate to contact us - once you have finished helping the Operation Yewtree officers with their investigations.

Cartwright's Customer Service

(AdrianJ, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 20:18, archived)

I am currently experiencing an infestation© of me-impersonators and the person who signed for my delivery was unfortunately not me. I have not received my suit. The order was for one Bernard Manning suit and not the Jimmy Savile version which you specify. Can you please advise©?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 21:37, archived)

buffs dead skin from the heels too!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 23:10, archived)