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[challenge entry] hello

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Swear to god
I was having lunch outside today in Leiden, and the biggest seagull I had seen in months kept hovering in the strong wind over my table, trying to steal my old dutch cheese sandwich. Defended it with my life*, I did.

/topical

* vaguely waved my arm in its direction, which made it go away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:30, archived)
# See? Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:52, archived)
# Utter cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:57, archived)
# FFS plastic bags full of old bread and old dutch cheese sandwiches
Your foods is worse than ours
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:51, archived)
# The old cheese was utterly lush, I'll have you know
with a fig/mustard relish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:52, archived)
# The fig/mustard relish sounds nice achly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:06, archived)
# Oh NOW I have your attention
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Haha yeah
you can shove yer old mouldy bread and cheese though XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:25, archived)
# :-(((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:40, archived)
# This actually makes me wish I took a picture of it.
Would've shut you up in no time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:41, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11164688
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:50, archived)
# FINE

You people wouldn't know an excellent lunch if it flew up to your table and pecked you in the nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:05, archived)
# Could have been worse..
metro.co.uk/2015/07/15/dog-is-pecked-to-death-by-seagulls-5297069/

Love the picture and caption at the bottom of the report.
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:46, archived)
# "Evian bottle for size"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:53, archived)
# I like Leiden.
It has a nice police station, IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:18, archived)
# They're not
The cunts are the people who feed them and then wonder why they expect food from us. Most days I see mouth-breathers throwing chips for the shithawks.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:46, archived)
# I feed pigeons and ducks yet they don't wanna peck my cock off
I won't give up though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:52, archived)
# Paint your cock like a (very) small frog(beat) and you'll have a Mallard hanging off it in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:42, archived)
# PROOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:56, archived)
# My mistake
I could certainly be convinced
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:10, archived)
# I see people emptying plastic bags full of old bread on a daily basis from my window
even though you can get fined for it. Some people have never even heard of the fact that it might not be a good idea to feed the little birdies.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:58, archived)
# Well it's your own fault for letting them into your house.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:43, archived)
# I don't have a house
I live in a windmill OBVIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:45, archived)
# So sorry, WINDY MILLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 23:54, archived)
# :(
cunts Lully L G
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:52, archived)
# when you shoot them
they land with a thud
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:00, archived)