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# Went to visit my mother-in-law yesterday, who suffers from dementia.
First thing she said to me, 'you look like Hitler'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# She sounds pretty astute.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
# I annexed her wheelchair, it's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:01, archived)
# Are you Hitler, mofaha?
Whisper it, quiet. I won't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:57, archived)
# My wife asked her
"you mean COMEDY Hitler?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:00, archived)
# Best of all the Hitlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:13, archived)
# How can she tell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:04, archived)
# Hitlerian recognition is the last faculty to go apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Do you look at all like Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:27, archived)
# NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:20, archived)
# But you smell a bit like Hitler, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:23, archived)
# I don't smell Nazi, I smell nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 2:48, archived)
# Santa Claus is Coming to Town -- the Lost Studio Sessions
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's Nazi or nice,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 3:38, archived)
# Next time try not to crash through the wall in a Tiger tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 23:55, archived)