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[challenge entry] likes to blow his own trumpet

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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
# fp these top skilz
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:04, archived)
# wankers cramp was hindering my magic lasoo
besides.. its a conceptual thing. so get off my fucking case


rage-quits
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:26, archived)
# Fair enough.
Did you have to use a picture of your own penis though? There's loads of proper ones available on the internet.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:29, archived)
# What makes you think that's not his own penis?
You don't have to answer that if it would incriminate you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:03, archived)
# u mean 'conceptual' as in...
I can't be arsed to do a proper job on it, but still want the praise?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:09, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:51, archived)
# :)
Jokes are better than Technique -- but wherez the jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 0:50, archived)
# Insults are better than technique
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:06, archived)
# haha! Way better than the original pos...
..I mean, ummm... Way better than the original police!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:53, archived)
# lovely concept!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:10, archived)
# Peak-time viewing blown in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:46, archived)
# Went to visit my mother-in-law yesterday, who suffers from dementia.
First thing she said to me, "you look like Hitler".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# She sounds pretty astute.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
# I annexed her wheelchair, it's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:01, archived)
# Are you Hitler, mofaha?
Whisper it, quiet. I won't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:57, archived)
# My wife asked her
"you mean COMEDY Hitler?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:00, archived)
# Best of all the Hitlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:13, archived)
# How can she tell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:04, archived)
# Hitlerian recognition is the last faculty to go apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Do you look at all like Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:27, archived)
# NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:20, archived)
# But you smell a bit like Hitler, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:23, archived)
# I don't smell Nazi, I smell nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 2:48, archived)
# Santa Claus is Coming to Town -- the Lost Studio Sessions
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's Nazi or nice,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 3:38, archived)
# Next time try not to crash through the wall in a Tiger tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 23:55, archived)