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[challenge entry] I declare the gayshift open?
classic protest action in Bristol

From the Happy Endings challenge. See all 67 entries (closed)

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:13, archived)
# A meg and a half? For that?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 2:18, archived)
# 4k don't come cheaply ya know
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 2:23, archived)
# shit, sorry Dial-Up crew :(
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:40, archived)
# I wasn't moaning
I mean shit man I have BT infinite 2 and my mobile has unlimited 4G
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:54, archived)
# all good chief :D
I was actually replying to the chap above you but I know how you like me to get it wrong haha
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:14, archived)
# The shift is ON!!!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 2:34, archived)
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(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 3:14, archived)
# Another priceless example of Seagal’s ego
was when he hosted Saturday Night Live and demanded that the cast perform sketches that Seagal himself had written rather than the material they already had. One of these masterful ideas, according to Dana Carvey, involved Seagal playing a psychiatrist that talks to a rape victim, and while she tearfully explains her experience, Seagal would feel her up and attempt to rape her himself. Lorne Michaels spent hours explaining to Seagal that the concept wasn’t funny nor even if they made a rape sketch funny, they would never be allowed to put that scene on the air, but Seagal thought it was comedy gold.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 7:35, archived)
# He was right though. It WAS comedy gold.
Honestly, you feminists. No sense of humour and you look, frankly, unfuckable. You ought to shave your legs, put on a bit of slap and a nice short skirt and a tight top love. And try to smile once in a while too instead of going around with a scowl and a mouth like a cat's arse. You might actually be able to get yourself a man then.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:11, archived)
# *tabloid outrage*
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:34, archived)
# *Insincere 'apology' *
*Plays 'Victim Card'*
PROFIT!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:55, archived)
# Someone, somewhere, is cataloguing every time that the Mail uses the phrases 'big girl now' or 'all grown up'.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:22, archived)
# Is it SuperMatt?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:33, archived)
# Hand on heart I can say that I just enjoyed the best meal of my life.
 
I started with a succulent box of 6x chicken nuggets, before returning back to the counter for the obligatory big mac with fries & chocolate milkshake.
The big mac came exactly as the picture above the counter showed and definitely did not look like the chef had thrown it at the wall.
Ive read somewhere that the milkshakes contain a small amount of ground up chicken matter - But I honestly couldnt taste anything other than chocolately goodness.
I was going to finish up with a mcflurry on my 3rd visit to the counter, but the nice lady told me that there ice cream dispensing machine was broken, so I just sat back down, poured a few of the sugar sachets onto a napkin and buried my face.
Afterwards, I sat back, closed my eyes and took in the atmosphere. A man even came and cleared my table for me, whilst politely reminding me that my 3 hour parking limit was up and if I didnt move then id get clamped - Would highly recommend.
 
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:05, archived)
# I visited to pick up a McFlurry after hearing the restaurant had recently been refurbished.
Everything was very clean, although I was greeted by quite a long queue due to the lack of till points. Admittedly, they do now have self-service machines, but I prefer face to face service and you can only pay by card using them. So not very helpful.

I got to the till and was served by an expressionless man who needs to learn to smile. Having said this, he was able to answer my enquiry about McFlurry flavours. I ordered the oreo McFlurry which was made quickly. I collected it from the other grumpy man who was responsible for giving orders to customers, no thank you or enjoy your day.

No loyalty scheme that I am aware of. Huge McFlurry though for 99p. Wimpy is just down the road and for a small amount extra you can get better service and food with proper cutlery.

Personally, I wasn't a fan of the McFlurry but that was my opinion. The presentation was very bad, but it was well mixed and there was nothing else wrong with it as such.

Overall, I feel that you should keep walking down the road to Wimpy. I won't be rushing back.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:05, archived)
# So deep
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:26, archived)
# 72 inches, in fact
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:36, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:26, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 5:36, archived)
# They got a mong working in my local Maccy D's. :D
And one of the till-monkey girls is almost a dwarf. By which I mean that she looks a bit dwarfy but is too tall to be a dwarf, but her hands are all dwarfy with little stubby fingers. Fantastic pair of tits on her though. And her arse is big but shapely. All in all, would.
EDIT: They get the mong to hand out bahwoons to the nippers. He's dead good at it.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:12, archived)
# +ginger?
Cor!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:35, archived)