There's a monkey in the furious five that looks just the type to sniff his finger and fall off a branch.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:36,
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we should eat pandas
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:39,
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I suspect you're thinking of those other cute black and white animals? You know, cows!
Much tastier I suspect.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 15 Feb 2017, 16:12,
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They already make cola out of pandas
I understand Coca-Cola was originally "Cowca-cola" because the secret ingredient was extract of cow but they changed the recipe during the Great Cow Shortage of 1953. Red Bull rediscovered this recipe and started using extract of bull (taurine) in their formula.