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(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# STOP BEING GOOD!

Yay.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# STOP BEING BOVINE

Woo.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I can't help it.
Its congenital.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# con = with
genital = bollocks

therefore: you are with bollocks
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# i could have told you that
i've seen him dance. ai! ai! ai! the cojones...
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Is that an insult?
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# to be honest
i've absolutely no idea what i'm talking about.

ooh, this is my 4005th post. woo yay me.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# And this my
21207th post.

How sad am I.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# not as sad as i am
because i just thought 'cool!'...
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# con can also mean for... or crooked as in convict
so he is for bollocks
or crooked bollocks..

i'd just say he's a filthy pervert : )
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It's nice to know
you all think so much of me.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# If you talk bollox what are you?
Probably a b3tan, aye, but is there a technical term?
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# An
oratotesticulator.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# In about a year I'll be able to pronounce that
without my eyes watering.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# STOP THE WAR.
Oh, wait. It has.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# STOP!
HAMMERTIME!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# STOP!





















CARRY ON!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# STOP!
in the name of love...
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# STOP
of the Pops.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# There's Klingons on the starboard bow...
Etc.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# ooh martian
/k.williams
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# STOPPIT
AND TIDY UP!!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# and the big bad
I SAID NO!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Terry Wogans
finest hour
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
That is great!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# top notch
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# that
am perfick !
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh...
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# class
.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# that am the bestest
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK FIZZZZZZZZZZZZ SPARK
Thats reet gud that
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# electric bacon!
woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# erm
Is there 2 power sockets on that pig?!!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# that's great
love it
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# fandabbydozy.
what happens when you plug something in then?
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Well, when your mommy and daddy loved
each other very much, they decided to make a baby. And...

Er, thats not the right answer is it?
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# It is,
just to a different question.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# All the serious questions in life can be answered the following way.
"Bugger off! Can't you see I'm busy?

Twat."


Works for me!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Obviously a British pig then
Is it fused?
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yay!
240v pig
now that'd be a thing!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# oink
oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink - bzzzzzzz
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Self cooking
sausages.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# just add water
hehehe, im so eeeeeeeevil!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# sizzle sizzle!
.
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# sheer class!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# *clap, clap, clap*
Top stuff, woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# It took me a while to get that...
we here in america have different plugs.

I'll deminstrate in Ascii

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great pic!
(, Tue 6 May 2003, 19:14, archived)