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# What's wrong with Macs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:26, archived)
# They don't taste
as good as Burger Kings
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:27, archived)
# This is a *FACT*
Based on a survey of one person .. in 1983
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Everything is true
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Macs are ok
but they seem to have this smug attitude, everything's so smooth and well designed. In contrast, PC's are much more down to earth cos they crash all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:30, archived)
# but Macs try to be cute
even as they crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Dirty
Macs
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# The only people who use macs are...
Those with
- Goatees
- Won't work without Double-Tall-Carmoel-Cappachino
- Ware Black Polar-neck shirts
- Ware shades indoors
- Typical poncy designers who's idea of design is a black dot in the middle of a white page and there name in 50% alpha in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:34, archived)
# That doesn't include me - so
har-de-har ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# polar-neck?
do they wear ice-caps too?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Them
And most of the print industry (Newspapers, magazines etc.)
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Yeh'
but only because the others in there industry do. And thats because of the ponce describe as above. You only need one and the whole industry is shot to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# You do know
that Macs are better at design work than PCs don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Not that you're bitter or anything
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I must admit
They do look good, very bohemoan / Fang Shi.

Why do PCs look ugly? even modden ones that look cool, but not classy. (I have a matalic green one with green lights dotted around it).

But they haven't learned that YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING MOUSE BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:48, archived)
# It's not acctually necessary though is it.
Besides you can use a PC mouse with a Mac and program the buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I have a mac
which I love dearly, and none of those points apply to me. But this argument could get out of hand so I'll leave it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)